#source: daredevil

[romanoffshouse]

Natasha: Y/N, you’re bleeding.

Y/N: Oh, that explains it.

Natasha: Explains what?

Y/N: The stabbing pain in my side.

#source: daredevil #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff x you #natasha romanoff x y/n #natasha x reader #natasha x you #black widow #black widow x you #black widow x reader #marvel #marvel x reader #mcu #mcu fandom #the avengers

[incorrect-tbosas]

Finnick: So how long have you been practicing medicine?

Prim: What time is it?

Finnick: It's 12:22 AM

Prim: About seven hours

#source: daredevil #the hunger games #incorrect thg quotes #finnick odair #primrose everdeen #incorrect hunger games quotes

[starlightshadowsworld]

Beast Dazai: I wanted a pawn, you wanted a father.

Beast Atsushi: I guess we're both disappointed than.

#beast dazai #beast atsushi #atsushi nakajima #dazai osamu #bsd beast #bungou stray dogs beast #source: daredevil

[bat-stuff]

Alfred: We're talking about a squad of trained killers loose on the streets. Not the kind of guys you challenge to a fist fight in your underwear.

Bruce: It's not underwear Alfred, underwear is comfortable.

#source: daredevil #batman #batfam #robin #batboys #damian wayne #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #gotham #tim drake #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #alfred pennyworth incorrect quotes #bruce wayne incorrect quotes #batfamily incorrect quotes #batfamily #dc batman #batman incorrect quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #batfam shenanigans #incorrect batfam quotes reader #dc incorrect quotes #dc #dceu #dc robin #dc batfam #dc comics

[batfammeetsspidergang]

Noir: You should be out there having a life, doing shots and going flapper dancing. I don’t know what kids do these days.

Miles: Dude, we’re the same age.

#incorrect spiderverse #incorrect quotes #Spider-Man Noir #Noir #Peter Parker #Spider-Man #Miles Morales #Marvel #source: Daredevil

[the2fort9]

Ma: "You know, the boys have been asking questions. The cuts, the scrapes, the bruises." Spy: "What do you tell them?" Ma: "That you have a drinking problem." Spy: "That's horrible!" Ma: "Well, it's more plausible than you putting on a balaclava and killing people."

#au where Spy sticks around to be a father to Scout and his brothers but keeps his spy job #incorrect quotes #incorrect tf2 quotes #incorrect team fortress 2 quotes #team fortress 2 #tf2 #Spy #dad spy #Scout's mother #scout's ma #spy x scout's mother #tf2 spy #source: daredevil

[incorrectvikings]

Athelstan: Ragnar, you’re bleeding!

Ragnar: Oh, that explains it.

Athelstan: Explains what?!

Ragnar: The stabbing pain in my side.

#vikings #vikings series #ragnar lothbrok #athelstan #athelnar #source: daredevil

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Cleric: You‘re bleeding!

Fighter: Well, that would explain it.

Cleric: Explain what?

Fighter: The stabbing pain in my side.

#cleric #fighter #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect dnd classes #dnd #dungeons and dragons #submission #source: daredevil

[incorrectcampcampbellquotes]

Nikki: So how long have you been practicing medicine? Dolph: What time is it? Nikki: It's... 12:22 AM. Dolph: About seven hours.

#cc nikki #cc dolph #camp camp #source: daredevil

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Dick: You're bleedin!

Jason: Well, that would explain it.

Dick: Explain what?

Jason: The stabbin pain in my side.

#source: Daredevil #dc #dc characters #jason todd #jason peter todd #red hood #the red hood #incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect Jason Todd #incorrect Dick Grayson #incorrect Red Hood #incorrect Nightwing #Dick Grayson #Nightwing #DC Dick Grayson #DC Nightwing #Dickie Bird #jaybird #Dickjay #Jaydick

[incorrect-losers]

Stan: There is something seriously wrong with you

Richie: Yeah, I know

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #stan uris #stanley uris #richie tozier #source: daredevil

[incorrect-frozen-quotes]

Kristoff: There is something seriously wrong with you.

Elsa: Yeah, I know.

#frozen #kristoff #elsa #ice bros #frozen 2 #incorrect frozen quotes #source: daredevil

[movietimegirl]

Grogu: I ate those frogs because I liked it!

Din: Grogu...

Grogu: Heck, I loved it!

#the mandalorian #din djarin #din grogu #grogu #grogu djarin #star wars #disney plus #disney+ #mandalorian #source: daredevil

[rwbybutincorrect]

Qrow: You should be out there having a life, doing shots and going dancing. I don't know what kids do these days.

Tai: Qrow, we're the same age.

#qrow branwen #taiyang xiao long #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect quotes #source: daredevil

[incorrect-songbird-quotes]

Darius: You’re a wild witch. We’re supposed to be enemies.

Eda: First off, we’ve been enemies since we were thirteen, Darius, so let’s not blame it on career choices.

#submission #source: daredevil #incorrect toh quotes #eda clawthorne #darius deamonne

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Terezi: TH3 YOUNG L3G1SL4C1R4TOR ST4NDS ON 4 ROOFTOP, TH3 ONLY TH1NG B3TW33N TROLL SOC13TY 4ND H3LL

Terezi: SH3 1S 4 WOM4N W1TH 4N UNBR34K4BL3 MOR4L COD3, WH1CH SH3 H4S BROK3N T1M3 4ND T1M3 4G41N

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #terezi pyrope #mod terezi #source: daredevil #yeah that's right i'm giving the blind girl the blind superhero quote get over it