Rogue: I spoke to the guard at the scene.
Bard: What did they say?
Rogue: "Go away".
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Stanley: You are an insane person who has insinuated himself into my life in a moment of desperation!
Narrator: Ok well, I think you're an insane person who has insinuated himself into being my combination main character and best friend.
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Y/N: Did I make mistakes? Yes.
Y/N: Did I only make mistakes? Yes.
Y/N: But did it work out? Kind of!
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Lloyd: So, error one was trapping the cast in a time loop without even erasing their memories between episodes.
Mary: Right, I-I see that.
Lloyd: Error two was-
Mary: Can you not list our errors, please?
Lloyd: There's just so many.
Mary: Yes, I know, but-
Lloyd: Like, there's errors, and then... nothing else. It's just errors.
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Robin: Want to dig up some more weird crap buried by a dead guy?
Nancy: More than anything else in the world.
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Fisher: You're a person of interest. Permanently. Even though you're not necessarily an interesting person.
William: That feels unnecessarily rude...
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*in Jim's apartment, Ivy is having a shower and Selina is waiting outside*
Selina: are you alright in there, Ivy? You've been in there a while
Ivy: yeah, I'm fine. This drink doesn't taste good, though
Selina: drink? ... wait, nO, IVY, THAT'S SHAMPOO, YOU CAN'T DRINK THAT
Ivy: THEN WHY IS THERE FRUIT ON THE BOTTLE??
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Ash: Did I make some mistakes? Yes. Did I only make mistakes? Yes. But did it all work out? Kind of!
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Three: Under no circumstances are you to engage unless I give the word.
Four: Understood. May I suggest 'cinnamon?'
Three: What?
Four: As the word you give?
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So I wanted to see what would happen if I typed basic words into the tags and picked the most weirdly specific suggestions and here we are
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Blueberry Muffin Pop-Tart: Want to dig up some more weird crap buried by a dead guy?
Chocolate Marshmallow Milkshake: More than anything else in the world.
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Wizard: Want to dig up some more weird crap buried by a dead guy?
Rogue: More than anything else in the world.
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Curator: Well, I hope you're not claustrophobic. Narrator: No, I don't even like coffee.
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todd: they’re making another planet earth
dirk, unimpressed: oh yeah? and where exactly do they plan on getting the dirt for it?
todd:
todd: the documentary series, dirk, not the astronomical object
dirk: oh
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Abi: I spoke to the police at the scene.
Kevin: what did they say?
Abi: "Go away."
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Dirk: can i ask questions?
Todd: you can ask me one
Dirk: are you a child of divorce?
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