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Marcus: What in heaven's name were you thinking?
Caitlyn: Absolutely nothing, Sir.
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incorrect-malfoys · 6 months
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Lucius: What in Merlin's name were you thinking?
Draco: Absolutely nothing, father
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weirdkev27 · 3 months
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Ozzie:*finds a magazine in Lucifer’s hat* Holy shit Luci’s been holding out on us. “Duck Pics” Huh? *chuckles as he opens the magazine*
*the magazine contains pictures of actual ducks*
Ozzie:*cringes at the magazine*
Bee:*equally disturbed* I didn’t even know they had magazines like that.
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incorrect-esmp-quotes · 4 months
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Gem: C'mon, let’s get go- what happened to your door?!
Katherine: My parents took it away because I’m grounded.
Gem: That's… disturbing.
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Wally: *has been completely unresponsive for over an hour* ...
Poppy: *watching him anxiously for the last ten minutes* He looks unconscious...
Julie: *holds Wally up, shakes him, while he hangs limply like a ragdoll* Yeah, he don't look too good, Poppy.
Poppy: *fretting* Ah, J-Julie, be careful-
Julie: *slaps Wally across the face twice* Wake up, Wally! Stop being unconscious now!
Poppy: JULIE!!
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incorrect-xena-quotes · 4 months
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Callisto: You know what they say: a little childhood trauma builds character!
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incorrectuksies · 6 months
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jacobi: what in heaven's name were you thinking?
albert: absolutely nothing, sir.
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superiorsturgeon · 7 months
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Ren: *kicks opponent in the knee*
Huntsman: AAGH!!! My leg!!!
Pyrrha: …that’s really something i would expect from you, Nora!
Jaune: *finishes him off with a grenade to the face*
Huntsman: AAAAGH!!!
Nora: …it’s really something I wanted to do, Pyrrha! 😥
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Hey, if you find any teeth laying around, they're mine.
Pronto after the gang takes a fall
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incorrectrotgquotes · 15 days
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I know what you're doing. You can't fool me. I'm too smart.
Bunnymund when Jack Frost tries to hide that he has done something stupid
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Linus: You can't kick me out of here, I live here, too! Lucy: SO MOVE!!!
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Aphelios: C'mon, let’s get go- what happened to your door?!
Zoe: Diana took it away because I’m grounded.
Aphelios: That's… disturbing.
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uncorrectintamed · 1 year
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Lan Qiren: What in heaven's name were you thinking?
Lan Jingyi: [unworried] Absolutely nothing, Sir.
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capndragn94 · 1 year
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Glimmer: Where's Adora?
Catra: What am I? Her keeper?
Glimmer: Yes.
Catra: ...
Catra: Backyard.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 7 months
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Spy: *after instructing a child to stab Old Nick* You know what they say: a little childhood trauma builds character.
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therealmofamorus · 2 months
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"Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty."
Timmy Turner to Mabel Pines
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