Regina: Emma, add zucchini to the shopping list.
Emma: *writing* Z-U-K-
Regina: Nope.
Emma: Z-O-O-K-
Regina: No...
Emma: Let's get corn instead.
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Bev: Isn’t there someone else you could be annoying?
Richie: *Pulls a schedule that is organized by name, day of the week, and time of day*
Richie: Nope! It’s your turn!
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Raph: Isn't there someone else you could be annoying?
Mikey: *pulls a schedule that is organized by name, day of the week, and time of day*
Mikey: Nope! It's your turn!
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[Neville is trying to put Alice II to sleep]
5-year-old Alice II: Dad, you're just exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it.
Neville: I am not.
Neville:
Neville: But just to be sure, I'm going to ask your Aunt Hermione what those words mean.
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Caitlyn: Vi, add zucchini to the shopping list.
Vi, writing: Z-U-K-
Caitlyn: Nope
Vi: Z-O-O-K-
Caitlyn: No...
Vi: Let's get corn instead.
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You: Isn’t there somebody else you could annoy?
Jervis: Sorry, it’s your turn!
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Skulduggery: Fletcher, you are exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it.
Fletcher: I am...not? But just to be sure, I’m gonna teleport somewhere to check a dictionary.
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Thomas Grayson: Dad, you’re just exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it.
Dick Grayson: I am not.
Dick Grayson: ...
Dick Grayson: But just to be sure, I’m going to ask your mother what those words mean.
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Part 32
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Narcissa: How was your day?
Bellatrix: Great! Lucius was fired
Narcissa: From his job?
Bellatrix: No, from a cannon
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Nino: A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
Kim: Yeah, but what are you gonna do?
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Dynaheir: Minsc, thou art just exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it.
Minsc: I am not!
Dynaheir: ...
Minsc: ...But just to be sure, I am going to ask Boo what those words mean.
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Casey: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Donnie: Yeah, but what are you gonna do?
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Henry: Mom, you're just exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it.
Emma: I am not.
Emma: ...
Emma: But just to be sure, I'm going to ask your mother what those words mean.
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han: leia, i’m leaving the rebellion soon, and i think we should deal with it by getting together
leia: …. no
han: engaged?
leia: no
han: dating?
leia: no
han: a date?
leia: no
han: a kiss?
leia: no
han: a handshake?
leia: no
han: i’ll see you tomorrow?
leia: sure
han: i’ll take it
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Ichie, walking into Fumi's apartment: hi everybody
Fumi: i could've sworn i locked that door
Ichie: oh you did, i just took the liberty of making myself a key
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