#source: foxes in love

[cruger2984]

Alhaitham: (reading a love novel) '...and peppered him with kisses.' Alhaitham: ...Why it is always peppered with kisses? Kaveh: I guess 'Salted with kisses' would sound too silly. Alhaitham: I will MARINATE you with kisses. (proceeds to make out with Kaveh in bed) Kaveh: AAH! HAH! HAH HAH HAH!

#source: foxes in love #alhaitham #kaveh #kavetham #haikaveh #genshin impact #incorrect quotes

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Riza: A child! Ed: I am a god who makes feet! Riza: That's amazing. [Ed runs off. A crash is heard from his direction.] Riza: What a fascinating tiny force of chaos and destruction. Riza: ...I want one. Roy: NO.

#riza hawkeye #edward elric #roy mustang #royai #fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist #incorrect fma quotes #source: foxes in love #submission #swearingintengwar

[iwouldmovetostardewvalley]

Farmer: "I will now torture you." Shane: "Kinky." Farmer: "I think you are sweet and beautiful." Shane: "Wait." Farmer: "You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others." Shane: "No." Farmer: "Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard." Shane: "I need a safeword!"

#incorrect quotes #incorrect stardew valley quotes #incorrect sdv quotes #stardew valley #sdv #Farmer #sdv Farmer #Shane #sdv Shane #Farmer x Shane #source: foxes in love

[incorrect-malfoys]

Rodolphus: I will now torture you

Bellatrix: Kinky

Rodolphus: I think you are sweet and beautiful

Bellatrix: Wait

Rodolphus: You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others

Bellatrix: No

Rodolphus: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard

Bellatrix: I need a safeword!

#hp fandom #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #bellatrix lestrange #rodolphus lestrange #source: foxes in love #belladolphus #ignore the part about bella caring for others lmao

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

Hammerlock, thinking: Oh. It's 4:30 in the morning and I'm wide awake. Hammerlock, still thinking, but now also looking at Wainwright sleeping by his side: Oh, how sweetly and soundly he's sleeping! Must... cuddl..e...... Hammerlock, thinking more still: No, no, categorically not! His alarm won't ring for hours yet! I cannot possibly ruin his rest! Hammerlock, thinking yet more still, and shaking like a wet skag: Must.... not...... touch. Must not.... touch. Wainwright, eyes still closed: I can feel you movin' around, y'know.

#more excellent wainlock from our resident expert #borderlands #borderlands 3 #alistair hammerlock #wainwright jakobs #wainwright x hammerlock #incorrect borderlands quotes #source: foxes in love #submission #submitted by wainwrightjakobshammerlock

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

Suzaku: I will torture you now. Lelouch: Kinky. Suzaku: I think you are sweet and beautiful. Lelouch: Wait. Suzaku: You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others. Lelouch: No. Suzaku: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard. Lelouch: *keeled over on the floor* I need a safeword.

#code geass #incorrect quotes #kururugi suzaku #lelouch vi britannia #lelouch lamperouge #suzalulu #source: foxes in love #mod: LP

[the2fort9]

Scout: "I think I have something in my eye." Sniper: *leans in towards him* Scout: *kisses him* Sniper: "I was trying to check your eye." Scout: "Oh."

#incorrect quotes #incorrect team fortress 2 quotes #incorrect tf2 quotes #team fortress 2 #tf2 #Scout #Sniper #tf2 Scout #tf2 Sniper #speeding bullet #sniper x scout #scout x sniper #source: foxes in love

[sunandmoonofthedaycare]

Sun: "I am outspoken and not afraid to speak my mind!" Sun: "I will boldly say what everyone is thinking!" Sun: "I will not censor myself over fear of controversy!" Moon: "Well, what are your bold opinions, then?" Sun: "Everyone should be nicer to each other."

#incorrect quotes #incorrect fnaf quotes #incorrect fnaf security breach quotes #sun #moon #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf daycare attendant #source: foxes in love

[incorrectsdsins]

Demon King: You have darkness within you.

Meliodas: Everyone does.

Demon King: You can't ignore me forever.

Meliodas: I'm not ignoring you.

Demon King: Then what will you do with the sharp edges of your soul?

Meliodas: Chop vegetables.

#and thus boar hat was founded #source: foxes in love #incorrect nanatsu no taizai #incorrect nanatsu no taizai quotes #incorrect seven deadly sins quotes #incorrect quotes #seven deadly sins #nanatsu no taizai #meliodas #meliodas nnt #meliodas nanatsu no taizai #dragon sin meliodas #demon king nnt #demon king

[incorrectbensler]

Olivia: It’s getting too hot to cuddle.

Elliot: Tough.

Olivia: I’m sweating.

Elliot: So am I.

Olivia: I’m going to melt if we don’t get up.

Elliot: Do it. Let’s melt together.

Olivia: Fuse into a single abomination of natural life.

Elliot: A chimera with two braincells

#thanks eighthprincessofheart #source: foxes in love #incorrect law and order #incorrect svu #incorrect quotes #law and order svu #law and order organized crime #elliot stabler #olivia benson #bensler #elliot x olivia

[incorrectmlpg5]

Izzy: Crafting from trash is so relaxing - you can't go wrong! Even if you mess up, you lost nothing. It was just junk after all! Sunny: Is that the foam slab from the storage shelf? That was for the air conditioner. We needed that. Izzy: Oh.

#my little pony g5 #incorrect my little pony quotes #sunny starscout #izzy moonbow #source: foxes in love

[cruger2984]

Neuvillette: (hears a breaking sound) Neuvillette: Did something break? Wriothesley: Yeah, into smithereens. Thank you for being the most patient person I know. Neuvillette: I'm really not an extraordinary patient person. Wriothesley: Trust me, if you weren't, you wouldn't still be here.

#source: foxes in love #neuvillette #wriothesley #neuvithesley #wriolette #genshin impact #incorrect quotes

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ed: A child! Nina: I am a god who makes feet! Ed: That's amazing. Nina: [scampers away, crashes into something offscreen] Ed: What a fascinating tiny force of chaos and destruction. Winry: ... Ed: ... Winry: ... Ed: I want one. Winry: NO.

#edward elric #nina tucker #winry rockbell #edwin #fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist #incorrect fma quotes #source: foxes in love #submission #swearingintengwar

[incorrectluxiem]

Vox: A child!

Luca: I am a god who makes feet!

Vox: That's amazing.

Luca: (scampers away, crashes into something offscreen)

Vox: What a fascinating tiny force of chaos and destruction.

Ike: ...

Vox: ...

Ike: ...

Vox: I want one.

Ike: NO.

#submission #suggested #source: foxes in love #vox akuma #luca kaneshiro #ike eveland #luxiem #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-malfoys]

Lucius: You have darkness within you

Narcissa: Everyone does

Lucius: You can't ignore me forever

Narcissa: I'm not ignoring you

Lucius: Then what will you do with the sharp edges of your soul?

Narcissa: Chop vegetables

#hp fandom #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #lucius malfoy #narcissa malfoy #source: foxes in love

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

Hammerlock: Predatory single-celled organisms are quite peculiar. Hammerlock: Creatures exist which have no brains or eyes, but just enough awareness to observe their surroundings, and scoop up nearby prey. Hammerlock: My braincells all act like such, too.

#Me. #borderlands #borderlands 2 #borderlands 3 #alistair hammerlock #incorrect borderlands quotes #source: foxes in love #submission #submitted by wainwrightjakobshammerlock