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Hermione: Pansy says she’s in love with me

Ginny: Whoa!

Draco: Whoa what?

Ginny: Hermione has a girlfriend

Hermione: I do not have a girlfriend. She just says she has a crush on me and she’s my assistant

Draco: Really?

Hermione: Yeah! I don’t know. I mean, I just broke up with Ron last year, now Pansy told me this. What is it? Am I giving out some kind of…sexy witch vibe?

Ginny:

Draco: Not right now

Hermione: The point is my natural charisma has made Pansy fail her responsibility as my assistant, she kept messing things up!

Draco: Oh, see now I feel bad for Pansy! You know I had a crush on Harry and it was so hard! You know, I couldn’t concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me. I mean come on, you remember what it’s like to be young and in love

Hermione: Yeah. I guess I can cut her some slack

Draco: Yeah

Ginny: How’d you get over Harry?

Draco: I didn’t

Draco *smirks*: I got under him, still do every night

Ginny *to Hermione*: Problem solved

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Jian Yi: Hey!

He Tian: *Looks up, startled*

Jian Yi: Why isn’t it Spiderman? Y’know like Goldman, Silverman…

He Tian: ‘Cause it’s-it’s not his last name.

Jian Yi: It isn’t?

He Tian: No, it’s not like, like Phil Spiderman. He’s a spider, man. Y'know like ah, like Goldman is a last name, but there’s no Gold Man.

Jian Yi: Oh, okay. There should be Gold Man!

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