Hermione: Pansy says she’s in love with me
Draco: Whoa what?
Ginny: Hermione has a girlfriend
Hermione: I do not have a girlfriend. She just says she has a crush on me and she’s my assistant
Hermione: Yeah! I don’t know. I mean, I just broke up with Ron last year, now Pansy told me this. What is it? Am I giving out some kind of…sexy witch vibe?
Draco: Not right now
Hermione: The point is my natural charisma has made Pansy fail her responsibility as my assistant, she kept messing things up!
Draco: Oh, see now I feel bad for Pansy! You know I had a crush on Harry and it was so hard! You know, I couldn’t concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me. I mean come on, you remember what it’s like to be young and in love
Hermione: Yeah. I guess I can cut her some slack
Ginny: How’d you get over Harry?
Draco: I didn’t
Draco *smirks*: I got under him, still do every night
Ginny *to Hermione*: Problem solved