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incorrectbatfam · 6 months
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[after Duke sneaks out]
Dick: You lost Duke? I went to work for seven hours and you lost 20% of our siblings?
Jason, who was in charge: ...
Dick: Tim, call Bruce. Steph and Cass, start driving around the neighborhood. I'm gonna call Duke's friends.
Damian: And I'll go get Duke.
Everyone:
Dick: Damian?
Damian: Yes, Grayson?
Dick: Damian, kiddo, do you know where Duke is?
Damian: *nods*
Dick: Why didn't you say something sooner?
Damian: Nobody asked me.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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[Kate and Peter were eavesdropping on Tony and Natasha's conversation]
Peter: Hi, Mr. Stark.
Tony: How long have you guys been here?!
Kate: 23 years.
Tony: I don’t mean on the planet, Kate.
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resident-wof-expert · 20 days
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Cliff: My mommy says if you can't think of anything nice to say, then you shouldn't say anything at all.
Cliff: But my mommy isn't here.
Cliff, pointing up at Scarlet: And you're a WEENIE!!
Scarlet: *dramatic gasp*
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mamaspidershit · 3 months
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[Kate and Peter were eavesdropping on Tony and Natasha's conversation] Peter: Hi, Ms. Romanoff. Natasha: How long have you guys been here?! Kate: 23 years. Natasha: I don’t mean on the planet, Kate.
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dcau-incorrect-quotes · 6 months
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Superman: Bruce?
Batman: Yes?
Superman: Do you need a hug?
Batman: Haven’t i been through enough already?
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incorrect-losers · 14 days
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Bill: Stan?
Stan: Yes?
Bill: Do you need a hug?
Stan: Haven’t I been through enough already?
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batfamgalore · 2 years
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*Damian and Tim were eavesdropping on Jason and Dicks conversation*
Tim: Hi Jason.
Dick: How long have you guys been here?!
Damian: 13 years.
Dick: I don’t mean on the planet, Damian.
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Sally: *arguing with Julie* I'm taller!
Julie: I'm shorter!
Sally: I'm older!
Julie: I'm younger!
Sally: I'm smarter!
Julie: I'm... not falling for that.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 6 months
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Pyro: *tentative muffled greeting*
Spy: Yes?
Pyro: *opens up arms wide with an inquistive sound*
Spy: Haven't I been through enough already?!
*jumpcut*
Spy: *in a bearhug with Pyro* ...not a word to anyone about this, s'il te plaît.
Pyro: *happy affirmative sound*
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the-black-bulls · 6 months
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Finral: Germs take one look at my body and say "Hey, why waste our time?".
Gauche: Women say the same thing.
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Skipper: Ringtail, don't you ever knock?
Julien: I used to, but no one ever let me in.
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sea-owl · 1 year
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Young Colin: Will you marry me?
Baby Penelope: Why?
Young Colin: So we can eat wedding cake!
Baby Penelope: Is it chocolate cake?
Young Colin: Who cares! It's this big, and it's got frosting!
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Y/N: Germs take one look at my body and say "Hey, why waste our time?".
Yelena: Women say the same thing.
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Conversation
Wesker: Am I in the wrong here?
Chris: Yes.
Wesker: I didn’t ask you.
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Charlie: Mum, you are overreacting.
Jane: Overreacting? I'm overreacting? Do you see the SWAT Team behind me? Do you see helicopters circling the building? Do you see the Bat signal? I don't!
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Kirk: Bones?
Bones: Yeah?
Kirk: Do you need a hug?
Bones: Haven't I been through enough?
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