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[ahfrickenfrick]

bart: -and i almost got a million points

tim:…

tim: thank god fish aren’t into cash

bart: like they’re stealing my cash?

tim: yeah- well… alright i’m gonna be honest with you.

tim: i fell asleep for a second there, like like a two, i had a two second dream-

bart: yeah?

tim: -that like fish were stealing stuff, and then when i woke up I was like ‘man could you imagine if like- they didn’t just want your valuables they wanted cash

bart: *cackling*

tim: and then i said it out loud and like i dreamed that, you didn’t see any of that fish thing i just went through

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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Bard: I’m a firm believer in ‘if you’re going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly.’

#bard #mod meme #source: game grumps #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dungeons and dragons #dnd #incorrect dnd classes

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Miguel: "As you know, I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. We've established this."

Peter B Parker: "Where am I on the list?"

Miguel: "Well, I can't tell you that because then you'll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction."

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[7ndipity]

Jimin: friends can do stuff together

Jimin: they can have fun

Jimin: they can high-five

Jimin: they can help each other

Jimin: they can have loving looks in their eyes

Tae: whoa-

Jimin: they can maybe kiss

Tae: what?!

Jimin: they can have fun

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[legendofzoodles]

Warriors: I have a list of friends in order of how likely they are to betray me.

Twilight: [amused] Where am I on that list?

Warriors: ...

Warriors: [serious] WelI can’t tell you that.

Twilight: Why not...?

Warriors: Because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction. 

#captain's trauma manifesting #hope this hasn't been done yet #wonder where the chain rank in relation to each other #source: game grumps #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu #lu incorrect quotes #linked universe incorrect quotes #lu twilight #lu twi #lu warriors #linked universe twilight #linked universe warriors

[needanevenbettername]

Wednesday and Enid are reading Dagon together in bed.

Enid, as she reads: Ew.

Wednesday, teasingly: Darling, I'm going to need you to calm down.

Enid: I'm extremely calm. I'm just, also simultaneously grossed out.

The two continue to read in silence for a few minutes.

Enid, suddenly: Thank God fish aren't into cash.

Wednesday: ....

Enid: ....

Wednesday: Like they're stealing my cash?

Enid: Yeah, well..... Alright, I'm gonna be honest with you. I fell asleep for a second there. I had a two-second dream that fish were stealing stuff.

Wednesday giggles at Enid.

Enid: And then, when I woke up, I was like, "Man, could you imagine if they didn't just want your valuables, they wanted cash." And then, I said it out loud, and then I was like, "I dreamed that. Wednesday didn't see any of that fish thing that I just went through."

Wednesday, laughing: "That I just went through."

Enid: That was the weirdest experience.

Wednesday: The journey you've been on.

Enid: Yeah. Babe, I have been places between pages four and five.

#wednesday netflix #wednesday #wednesday incorrect quotes #enid sinclair #wednesday addams #wenclair #incorrect wednesday quotes #source: game grumps

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Sniper: I keep a list of all my relations in order of how likely they are to betray me-

Scout: Wait, where am I on the list?

Sniper: Well, I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move either up or down depending on your reaction.

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[rwbybutincorrect]

Weiss: *Struggling to understand sports* Did you point?

Yang: What?

Weiss: Did you point?!

Yang: What do you mean?

Weiss: *Visibly distressed* DID YOU POINT?!

#weiss schnee #yang xiao long #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect quotes #source: game grumps

[vililae]

"No punctuation...random capitalization."

Source: Game Grumps

#ford pines #stanford pines #stan pines #stanley pines #stan twins #gravity falls #vililae art #source: game grumps

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: I CAN'T DO IT!

April, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Casey: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE!

Leo: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Casey: ...

Casey: I appreciate it.

Casey: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Raph: Casey-

Casey: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Donnie: Casey we gotta-

Casey: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Casey: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Casey, motioning to Mikey: NOT FUCKING THIS!!

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[silelda]

Soap: Is smelling cheerios a sign that you're having a stroke?

Ghost: I dunno Soap. Might just be a sign that you're eating cheerios.

Soap: Unrelated note, I smell cheerios.

Source: Game Grumps - Wheel of Fortune

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[ahfrickenfrick]

kid flash: i know you bats like to work stuff out on your own, but do you need anything? you look kinda like a drowned rat

robin: *who just had to swim through gotham harbor, right after taking a huge public beating from two-face* yeah a rope and a dramatic tree.

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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Barbarian, during sparring: Well, I just have one thing to say: you're going down! Fighter: I have one thing to say to you! Barbarian: Yeah? Fighter: I hope we have fun! Barbarian: Oh... well I do, too. Fighter: Okay. Barbarian: I hope we have fun and I crush you!

#barbarian #fighter #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #mod meme #source: game grumps

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Lyla: "Have you considered calming down?"

Miguel: "It’s on my schedule, but I don’t think I can fit it in until Tuesday."

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[incorrect-hs-quotes]

John: hey dave, what does intrepid mean?

Dave: doesn’t it mean adventurous or something like that? I dunno

John: I think my dad’s car was a Dodge Intrepid

Dave: intrepid/adjective: fearless, adventurous

John: cool, that car….. exploded!

Dave: …… that’s about as fearless and adventurous as it gets

#submission #john egbert #dave strider #source: game grumps #just wanted to submit something for 413 #is this anything? #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #mod terezi #it's everything #sorry for not putting this out on the sacred day but we had a lot of submissions and i wanna thank everyone who sent something in #it really helped me out a lot

[mystilotls]

Doc: I want a chicken burger

Ren: a burger is a sandwich

Doc: *sigh* Ren, I don't want to debate

Ren: There's no debate!

~~~

Ren: a burger is a specific name for a sandwich, a ground meat sandwich

Doc: Ren, this is not a hill I am willing to die on or live on for 5 minutes

~~~

Ren: *falls off in game*

Doc: look now you're getting heated about burgers and sandwiches

Ren: but on burger king's website they call it a sandwich!

Doc: holy goodness...

Ren: it's a sandwich!

Doc: I DIDN'T ARGUE WITH YOU

Ren: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE! MAYBE THEN THAT PROVES YOU LOVE ME

Doc: wow-

Ren: THEN THAT PROVES YOU CARE

Doc: talk about damned if I do damned if I don't! There was going to be an argument about burgers and sandwiches whether I wanted it or not...it was coming to my doorstep.

#original post #hermitcraft #the introvert has spoken! #shitpost #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #rendoc #could be seen as platonic #rendog #docm77 #source: game grumps