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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Y/N: Ugh, the milk expires tomorrow.
Wanda, hinting at their anniversary: Tomorrow’s a real special day, huh?
Y/N: Not for anyone who drinks milk.
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romanoffshouse · 8 months
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[knocking on the door]
Natasha: You wanna get that?
Y/N: And interact with people? No thanks.
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batfamgalore · 6 months
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Bruce: For once can we not play the blame game?
Jason: It’s the only game we know!!
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waterfire1848 · 1 month
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[ Izumi appears at Azula and Ty Lee’s house. ]
Ty Lee: Izumi? Did you run away?
Azula: Cause if you did I don’t blame you.
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Y/N about Peter: He thinks I’m just as uncool as I thought my dad was. It’s the great uncool circle of life.
Natasha: Well, honey, if it helps I think you’re cool.
Y/N: *Smiles*
Y/N: ... it doesn’t.
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incorrecthatchetfield · 2 months
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Emma: Ugh, the milk expires tomorrow
Paul, hinting at their anniversary: Tomorrow's a real special day, huh?
Emma: Not for anyone who drinks milk.
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Shredder: Who ate the last cookie??
Kid Karai: Bradford did it!
Bradford: Aww… She pinned her first crime on me.
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mamaspidershit · 2 months
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Maria: This family is big enough. Are we completely clear on that, Nat? Natasha: What? Why are you pointing your finger at me? Having a baby’s a team effort. Peter: What do you mean? Yelena: This should be good. Natasha: Uhhhh.
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Anthony: I can trust you, right?
Francesca: Of course.
Anthony: You do seem to be the least disturbed out of everyone in the family.
Francesca: What an almost sweet thing to say.
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zootopiathingz · 9 months
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Luigi: I would do anything for you bro! I would even eat a pineapple pizza for you.
Mario, dead serious: I would never ask you to do that.
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hxuse-xf-black · 6 months
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Evan, exhausted: For once, can we not play the blame game? Barty: It's the only game we know!
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incorrectquotesmcu · 23 days
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Wanda, grounding Billy and Tommy: No TV, no computer, and no video games for the rest of the day!
Y/N: I think that’s fair.
Wanda: And you're watching them.
Y/N: That’s so unfair!
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incorrectsibunaquotes · 3 months
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Jerome: You’re crazier than your girlfriend!
Eddie: Hey! NO ONE is crazier than my girlfriend!
Patricia, proudly: Yeah! No one’s crazier than me!
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Calypso: I can trust you, right? Apollo: Of course. Calypso: You do seem to be the least disturbed of the gods. Apollo: What an almost sweet thing to say.
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waterfire1848 · 20 days
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Ursa: I've had the worst day. Ozai: What happened? Ursa: I kept having these crazy hallucinations about Zuko and Azula. In fact, they're still going on. I thought I just saw Zuko playing with Azulon. Ozai, laughing: That's crazy. [ There's a knock at the door. It's Azulon with a four year old Zuko. ] Zuko: Mommy! Ursa: Does anyone else see him? Azulon: He got out again. Some operation you're running here.
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stardust948 · 6 months
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Azula and Sokka: *About to kiss*
Ozai, barging in: I have an announcement to make!
Azula and Sokka: *jerk apart awkwardly*
Ozai: I have a bruised coccyx!
Azula and Sokka:
Ursa, walking in behind him: The doctor gave him pain medication.
Ursa: It’s late. How about you head home Sokka.
Azula: But he-
Ursa: *gives her a pointed look*
Sokka: It’s okay. Thanks for having me over.
Ozai: Nice to meet you, son. *shakes Azula’s hand*
Ozai: Goodnight, my dear. *kisses Sokka’s cheek*
Sokka: Uh... goodnight?
Azula: *dies*
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