Thinking about Dean’s super hetero obsession with Eliot Ness and how Misha also played him in another TV series
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Thot
Tommy & Billy: What's a thot?
Y/N: It's a thoughtful person.
*at dinner*
Tommy: Here's the salt, Billy.
Billy: Thanks, you're such a thot!
Wanda: *spits out water*
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Draco: Did it hurt?
Harry: Yeah
Draco: I was talking about the fall from heaven
Harry: It all hurts
Harry: My life is constant pain and suffering
Draco:
Draco: Harry, I'm trying to flirt with you!
Harry: Oh
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Sai: So apparently, the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
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Kate: I’m the smartest, wisest person in this whole group.
Yelena: Then why is your hand stuck in the vending machine?
Kate: I paid for my Mars bar, I’m getting my Mars bar.
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Scaramouche : How come whenever I have fun, it’s considered wrong?
(Y/N) : People die when you have fun.
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Y/n: Matt, would you still love me if i was a worm?
Matt: Worm? The actual insect? That's unrealistic. First of all you're a human. If you turned into a worm you'd be in the ground.
Y/n: You don't me love?
Matt: I do. But how am I supposed to find you when you're in the ground? Aren't worms blind? How are you gonna see me coming?
Y/n: I-
Matt: How do you know it was me? I don't get this flawed analogy.
Y/n: *stands up* Nevermind *walks away mumbling* Never argue with a lawyer..
Matt: I heard that! *smirks*
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Warriors: This snow got me feeling some type odd way.
Legend: That’s hypothermia.
Warriors: Dang, Hyrule told me it was the magic of Christmas.
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Jody: Appreciate the little things in life.
(Sam hugs Dean)
Dean (hugging back): Seriously, I am NOT that short!
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Y/N, pointing a camera at Wanda: There she is, my sweet baby.
Emo Wanda, holding a beer and a cigarette: What-?
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Ron: Why do I have to make my bed when I'm gonna sleep in it tonight anyways?!
Molly: Why do I have to feed you if you're gonna die anyways?
Ron:
Fred, to George: We're not letting him forget that burn, right?
George, to Fred: You bet we won't...We should tell Harry and Hermione too, they would like to know
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Ino: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Shikamaru does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Choji: If Shikamaru were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Shikamaru jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Ino : You jump off a cliff!
Choji: Gladly. Provided Shikamaru did first.
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truly lestappen
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Scaramouche: I prevented a murder today.
(Y/N): Really? How’d you do that?
Scaramouche: Self control.
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