#source: guardians of the galaxy

[waterfire1848]

[ De aged Azula. ]

Zuko, seeing smoke coming from a room: Azula, are you okay?! Azula, are you dead! Oh! You’re right there. Wait! Is that blasting jelly!? How did you get the walls wet and on fire!?

Zuko: Azula, why does it look like a bomb went off in here?

Azula: A bomb did go off.

Zuko: A bomb did go off??? How did you get-

[ Azula looks down at the ground. ]

Zuko: Hey. Don’t give me that look. Don’t think you’re getting out of this by being cute.

[ Azula hands him a drawing she made. ]

Zuko: What? Why are you handing me this? What is this? More trash?

Zuko: Better be a written apology. Let me see this.

[ It’s a picture of everyone together. ]

Zuko: Oh. Oh, this is very nice. We gotta get this framed.

#incorrect quotes #source: guardians of the galaxy #kind of #it’s the groot shorts from Disney + #azula #zuko #the fire siblings #fire siblings #Fire hazards #de aged Azula

[pensaremightierthanswords]

Incorrect Bad Batch Quotes #8

Omega: I have a plan.

Crosshair: You've got a plan?

Omega: Yes.

Crosshair: I don't even believe you have a plan.

Omega: I have... part of a plan.

Crosshair: What percentage of a plan do you have?

Omega: I dunno. 12%

Crosshair: 12%? *laughs*

Omega: That's a fake laugh.

Crosshair: It's real. That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire laugh, because that is not a plan. It's barely a concept.

Batcher: *growls*

Crosshair: So what if it's better than 11%!?

#star wars #the bad batch #star wars tbb #tbb #bad batch #incorrect bad batch quotes #incorrect clone wars quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #tbb crosshair #bad batch crosshair #tbb omega #bad batch omega #bad batch batcher #source: guardians of the galaxy

[thingsoverheardatua]

Bakugou: And we’ll kill anyone who gets in our way!

Todoroki: We will NOT kill anyone.

Bakugou: Kill a few people.

Todoroki: Kill NO people.

Bakugou: Kill one guy. One stupid guy that no one loves.

Todoroki: Now you’re just making it sad.

#TodoBaku #Katsuki Bakugou #Shouto Todoroki #Katsuki Bakugo #Shoto Todoroki #Bakugou Katsuki #Todoroki Shouto #Bakugo Katsuki #Todoroki Shoto #Bakugou #Todoroki #Bakugo #source: Guardians Of The Galaxy

[comic-book-fan-us]

Montressor: And we'll kill anyone who gets in our way!

Prospero: We will NOT kill anyone.

Montressor: Kill a few people.

Prospero: Kill NO people.

Montressor: Kill one guy. One stupid guy that no one loves.

Prospero: Now you're just making it sad.

#was gonna be Annabel and Lenore #but Prospero and Monty kinda make sense here too #nevermore webtoon #incorrect quotes #source: guardians of the galaxy #nevermore prospero #nevermore montressor

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

Donna: Quit sulking like a baby.

10: I am sulking like a fully grown time lord.

#doctor who #dw #incorrect quotes #dw incorrect quotes #doctor who incorrect quotes #source: guardians of the galaxy #Donna Noble #10th doctor #catherine tate #David Tennant

[the-black-bulls]

Asta: So you're like a proffesional asshole or what?

Zora: Pretty much a pro.

#black clover #asta black clover #zora ideale #black clover incorrect quotes #source: guardians of the galaxy #asta #zora #the black bulls #50

[ouatsqincorrect]

Rumple: You are completely literal. Metaphors go over your head.

Emma: Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.

#rumple #emma swan #emma/rumple #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #source: guardians of the galaxy

[balanceoflightanddark]

(Aang gets between Azula and Zuko before they get into a other fight, with Ursa holding Zuko back)

Aang: WOAH! WOAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Zuko: SHE'S TALKING ABOUT STUFF SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT!

Azula: That is true!

Zuko: SHE HAS NO RESPECT!

Azula: That is ALSO true!

Aang: Woah woah! Hold on!

Azula: Keep calling me sick, brother! See what happens! You just want to hate me like everyone else!

Aang: Azula, you're being hysterical. Alright? Nobody hates you

Azula: They all think I'm a freak, they do! WELL I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY OF THIS!!! I didn't ask to fight for the last scrap for affection, lose everything, lose my mind, and be reminded by the whole world of the worst day of my life OVER AND OVER! Like I'm some...some little monster!

Aang: Nobody's calling you a monster!

Azula: (points to Zuko) HE CALLED ME SICK!!! (points to Ursa) SHE ASKED WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME!!! Well, let's see how you like it when I put 5 to 6 fireballs right in their eyes!!!

Aang: One! More! Night! Tomorrow, we'll have the Rough Rhinos, and you'll never have to see us again! Alright? Just one more job! You won't go back to the asylum, and you won't have to deal with us anymore! Look, if you need to be angry to anyone, you can be angry to me! Just one more night is all I'm asking. Alright?

(Azula takes a deep breathe, with tears in her eyes)

Azula: Alright.

#azula #princess azula #aang #avatar aang #atla incorrect quotes #inccorect quotes #source: guardians of the galaxy #zuko

[yourmomxx]

Crowley: you people have issues

Jack: of course I have issues! *frantically pointing at Lucifer trying to destroy the world*

Jack: THAT’s MY FREAKING FATHER

#source: guardians of the galaxy #cw supernatural #supernatural shitpost #incorrect supernatural quotes #supernatural #jack kline #crowley #crowley spn #mark sheppard #alexander calvert #supernatural imagine #jack kline imagine #lucifer #lucifer spn #mark pellegrino

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Your demeanor is that of a pouting child.

Pitch to Jack Frost

#source: guardians of the galaxy #rise of the guardians #rotg #incorrect rise of the guardians quotes #incorrect rotg quotes #incorrect quotes #dreamworks #dreamworks animation #jack frost #jackson overland frost #pitch #pitch black #mine

[waterfire1848]

[ Diana and Clark die for a few seconds and see Bruce in the afterlife. ] Diana: Bruce? Bruce: Hey, guys. Clark, crying: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Bruce: Kal- Diana: We let you down. You died. You... Bruce: I'm not immortal, but you two should be happy. You were right. The afterlife is amazing and it's forever. And I've been able to see it with some friends. [ Members of the Batfamily and Justice League wave. ] Clark: Can we come? Bruce: Yes...but not yet. You both still have a purpose here.

#incorrect quotes #source: guardians of the galaxy #diana prince #wonder woman #clark kent #superman #bruce wayne #batman #superwonder #superbat #wonderbat #superwonderbat

[incorrectfandomthings]

Vox: YOU PEOPLE HAVE ISSUES

Alastor: Well of course I have issues! *Points to Lilith as she holds his chain* THAT'S MY STEPMOTHER!!!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #morningstar hotel au #staticradio #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel au #lilith hazbin hotel #source: guardians of the galaxy

[thingsoverheardatua]

Bakugou: You have issues!

Todoroki: Well of course I have issues. [points at Endeavor] That’s my freakin’ father!

#TodoBaku #Katsuki Bakugou #Shouto Todoroki #Endeavor #Katsuki Bakugo #Shoto Todoroki #Enji Todoroki #Bakugou Katsuki #Todoroki Shouto #Todoroki Shoto #Bakugo Katsuki #Todoroki Enji #The Todoroki Family #Bakugou #Todoroki #Bakugo #reused quote #source: guardians of the galaxy

[stardust948]

Ozai: After all these years of searching, providence has brought you to... What are you doing?

Aang, shuffling: Dance off bro! You and me!

Ozai:

Ozai: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Aang: I'm distracting you, ya big turd blossom!

Sokka: *knocks Ozai out with boomerang*

#atla #ozai #aang #sokka #source: guardians of the galaxy #incorrect quotes #atla incorrect quotes

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: *drawing Pennywise*

Bill: Have you seen this man?

Bev: That’s very good!

Mike: Can I have that later to hang in my apartment, please?

Bill: Yeah. Thank you

#bill is blushing rn #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #bill denbrough #beverly marsh #mike hanlon #billverly #hanbrough #source: guardians of the galaxy #source: mcu #source: gotg vol 3

[spiltinksky]

Soonyoung: *laying out a stupid plan*

Seungcheol: What the hell, I don't have that long of a life span anyways

#soonyoung #hoshi #seungcheol #scoups #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect seventeen #incorrect svt #incorrect svt quotes #svt #incorrect quotes #svt incorrect quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #seventeen incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop #seventeen #kpop #source: guardians of the galaxy