#source: heroes of olympus

[incorrect-losers]

*At a cafe*

Waiter: Oh you’re a pretty girl. Tell me, which one of you is third wheeling?

Bev *looking at Richie and Ben*: That would be the pretty girl

#have I mentioned that I love this polycule? #ben/bev/richie my beloved underloved ship #ben and richie having omg my gf so swag and pretty solidarity #actual richie line I know I’m the glasses #richie: oh no they’re both hot #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #beverly marsh #richie tozier #ben hanscom #benverchie #source: heroes of olympus

[incorrect-frozen-quotes]

Mattias: Do you have anything to declare?

Kristoff: Yes, I declare that this is stupid.

#frozen 2 #lieutenant mattias #kristoff #incorrect frozen quotes #source: heroes of olympus #source: pjo

[emmikay]

Bombalurina: (watching Mistoffelees and Rum Tum Tugger cuddle each other) If those two were any cuter together they would cause a nuclear explosion of cuteness and destroy the northern hemisphere.

#cats the musical #bombalurina #mister mistoffelees #rum tum tugger #bomba is tugger's wing woman and you cannot convince me otherwise #tuggoffelees #incorrect quotes #source: heroes of olympus

[ace-of-garlic-breads]

Wakko: we try not to think.

Dot: it interferes with being nuts

Yakko *nods*

#animaniacs #incorrect animaniacs #incorrect animaniacs quotes #wakko warner #dot warner #source: heroes of olympus #source: Leo Valdez

[incorrect-songbird-quotes]

Eda, about Lumity: If those two were any cuter together they would cause a nuclear explosion of cuteness and destroy the northern hemisphere

#incorrect toh quotes #eda clawthorne #lumity #source: percy jackson #source: heroes of olympus

[tdc-incorrect-quotes]

Deet: Mother Aughra? Isn't that Mother Nature? She's supposed to have, like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and deer and rabbits doing her laundry.

Brea: Deet, that's Snow White.

#deet #brea #aughra #gentle deet #clever brea #mother aughra #tdc incorrect quotes #source: heroes of olympus #mod quotes #tdc | aor #aor trio #q

[fandomsarefamily1966]

Magnus: Alec, let me go. You can't pull me up.

Alec: Never.

#source: Heroes of Olympus #incorrect Shadowhunter quotes #incorrect quotes #I don't even remember what happened here #Magnus dangling from a train I think? #but I thought this fit so how you all go #*shrugs*

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Nico to Will: Would you like to stay for dinner? Persephone, from a different room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!

#source: mulan #nico di angelo #will solace #will x nico #solangelo #persephone #persephone pjo #incorrect quotes #incorrect percy jackson #incorrect percy jackson quotes #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect quotes pjo #pjo hoo toa #pjo #incorrect hoo quotes #incorrect heroes of olympus #incorrect heroes of olympus quotes #incorrect toa quotes #incorrect trials of apollo quotes #trials of apollo

[captainwaffles]

Dionysus: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Dionysus: Not you Nico. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

#source: perchance generator #isn’t this Deadpool two? #captainwaffles #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the heroes of olympus #incorrect nico di angelo quotes #toa #nico di angelo #incorrect toa quotes #incorrect hoo quotes #dionysus

[heartlandtfln]

“Lou: I’m not good with children.  Or people.  Well, any organic lifeforms, really”

#heartland #lou fleming #lou fleming morris #michelle morgan #jerry jr #jerry jr/lou #source: heroes of olympus

[yonemurishiroku]

Nico with Italian roots is fun yeah.

but also Nico, who lost his memories, returns to Venice and comes to a heart-breaking realization that he can’t remember the image of blissful childhood that he, Maria, Bianca had once loved; and what fragments the Lethe returns to him, what he does manage to remember, just isn’t there anymore - forever lost to the flow of time.

There’re the things he knows he should recognize. He doesn’t.

He doesn’t belong to the 21st and his home’s gone, gone in the reality and gone in the memories. Down to the last traces.

#so hc Hades is the only source of childhood memories Nico’s got #nico di angelo #pjo #hoo #toa #yone rambling #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo

[incorrect-losers]

Pennywise: Do you have anything to declare?

Richie: Yes, I declare you are stupid

#and then the clown died #the end #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #pennywise #pennywise the dancing clown #pennywise it #richie tozier #source: heroes of olympus

[oc3anic-ang3l]

“nice argument, unfortunately…”

Annabeth: *types up an actual argument*

Frank: I disagree

Piper: ur wrong + ratio

Nico: i’m inside your walls

Percy: i fucked your mom last night

Leo: IP. 173. 16. 39. 103 N: 62. 1387 W: 51. 2426 DMZ: 72. 85. 375. 92. DNS: 8. 8. 8. 8

Jason: *blocked*

#source: twitter #original was about stranger things #can’t wait for season 5 #also can i just say #i really miss this style of text posts from like 2013–15 #there were so many of them in the pjo fandom #does anyone know/remember what i’m talking about #like how characters would respond #anyway #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #nico di angelo #percy jackson #leo valdez #jason grace #annabeth chase #piper mclean #frank zhang #hazel levesque #pjo memes

[emmikay]

Rum Tum Tugger: We all have our weaknesses.

Rum Tum Tugger: Me, for instance: I’m tragically funny and good-looking.

#cats the musical #rum tum tugger #incorrect quotes #source: heroes of olympus

[starlightshadowsworld]

Jason: I have to find my darling partner. I'm so worried about him.

Random demigod: Seriously, Valdez? What do you see in that guy?

Jason: He makes me laugh.

#source: who framed roger rabbit #valgrace #leo valdez #jason grace #heroes of olympus

[incorrect-songbird-quotes]

Darius: Do you have anything to declare?

Raine: Yes, I declare this is stupid.

#source: heroes of olympus #incorrect toh quotes #raine whispers #darius deamonne