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ladymiraclewings · 2 months
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Jax: Dollface, do you notice anything different about me today? Ragatha: Um, you broke into my room? Jax: No, I’m always doing that.
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Plague Doctor: Alright Boudica, what’s two plus two?
Hellion: well the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges divided by four pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.
Plague Doctor: No, no! That’s Coulomb’s Law.
Hellion: Oh, right, sorry! Two plus two? That's easy. 22.
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incorrectinvaderzim · 3 months
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GIR: *sings "The Doom Song"* GIR: That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?
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Alright, you little sacks of crap, just so I don't have to use this weird foamy thing, let me go over the pool rules: "welcome to our ool. Please note there is no 'p' in it. Please keep it that way." Wizzer, don't even try it.
Pug
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Sheen: Oh no, you just shanked my Jenga ship. Carl: Your Jenga ship? Sheen, we’re playing Connect Four.
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SkekZok: I say there monstrosity. Do you know the times?
SkekSo, on his death bed: egshgesgsgegshhesswghshwhehggdsjjkkhf
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Eugh! Those things look straight out of the creature shop from some low-to-no budget horror film. Maybe chopping my head off wasn't such a good idea.
-Dio, regarding his minions
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athfiq · 1 year
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Ignignokt: “ I work alone, except when I work with Err, which is all the time.”
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redheadedbrunette · 2 years
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Erica Hale: Thank you all for coming on such short notice.
Erica Hale: You represent the best, the brightest, the people I hate the least.
Erica Hale: Except you, Alexander. You’re here because of legal reasons.
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Senpai on Tape: —and she was a very, very special lady. And she loved me so much and had skinny blonde hair and was always hanging out at the beach, gazing at a photo of me... Too bad when she had to go to another planet for reasons too complex to elaborate on. I'll probably never see her again. And neither will any of you.
Senpai: That was a true part!
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Conversation
Elro: Okay, Mina, what's two plus two?
Mina: Well...
Mina, Speaking Quickly: The force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges - divided by four pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.
Elro: No, no, no, stupid! That's Coulomb's law!
Mina: Oh, right, sorry! Two plus two? That's easy, twenty-two!
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Now, it may not make a whole lotta sense, but when have I ever backed down from a bad idea, right?
Bloo
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hitchell-mope · 2 years
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Dean: Hey. Monstrosity. What’s the time? Sammy’s waiting for me.
Toad (on the ground and dying): egshgesgsgegshhesswghshwhehggdsjjkkhf
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Eugh! Those things look straight out of the creature shop from some low-to-no budget horror film.
Kira
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incorrecthsrquotes · 4 months
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Strong Bad: So it's a silly contest with a meaningless prize, but we all care an insane amount about it? Coach Z: You just described all of sports, every competitive realerty show, and life itself. But, that said, yes.
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"Kick YOU in the grill!"
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