Fighter: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn’t factor into the solution at least in some way.
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Mikey: Oh fiddlesticks.
Leo: Look, I know this is a tense situation but let’s watch the fucking language.
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Conan: KID! My old friend.
KID: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Conan: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
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Kyoko: If it was so obvious, why didn’t you guess the culprit?
Byakuya: Well, you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
Source: Homestuck
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Steve: Shucks!!!!
Tony: Hey, I’m upset about it too, but let’s watch the fucking language.
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Gale: That was a joke. Say ha.
Shadowheart: Ha.
Gale: Now do it again.
Shadowheart: Ha.
Gale: Congratulations, you are the life of the party.
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Ocean: Oh fiddlesticks.
Mischa: Look, I know this is a tense situation but let’s watch the fucking language.
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Bakugo: How can you be best friends with the only guy on the planet who's a bigger asshole than me.
Hawks: Endeavor's not so bad!
Bakugo: He's scum.
Source: Homestuck
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Bellatrix: I have yet to encounter a problem where an unforgivable curse didn’t factor into the solution at least in some way
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Rengoku Kyojuro: Can I give an inspiring speech?
Obanai Iguro: I guess. As long as you do it quietly over here.
Rengoku: I DON’T DO ANYTHING QUIETLY!
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Magik: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn’t factor into the solution at least in some way.
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Comet: Sinker won’t wake up, what do I do?
Wolffe: Did you try kicking him?
Comet: Yes
Wolffe: I’m out of ideas
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“I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn’t factor into the solution at least in some way.”
— Mona Lisa, at some point
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Kaito: All the high-school detectives I have met are just lame weenies. Well, except for Shinichi. Shinichi was great.
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Maki: My assistance will be an unconditional act of beneviolence.
Kaito: Don't you mean benevolence?
Maki: No.
Source: Homestuck
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Gehrman: My assistance will be an unconditional act of beneviolence.
Danitz: Don’t you mean benevolence?
Gerhman: No.
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