#source: idk

[gardentool]

Yuji: Fuck!

Y/N: Language!

Megumi: Shit!

Y/N: Language!

Nobara: Who the fuck do you think you're calling a bitch, you ass?

Y/N: Language!

Yuta: Now, that's one crazy motherfucker.

Y/N: Language!

Gojo: What the frick frack tickity tic tac snik snak, bro?

Y/N: ...

Y/N: What the fuck. 

#jjk #jjk incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #gojo satoru #gojo saturo #jjk gojo #jujutsu kaisen #gojo x you #jjk yuji #jjk yuuji #jujutsu gojo #yuji itadori #itadori yuuji #jujutsu itadori #jjk itadori #jjk megumi #jujutsu megumi #jujutsu kaisen megumi #megumi fushiguro #jujutsu nobara #jjk nobara #jujutsu kaisen nobara #nobara kugisaki #yuta okkotsu #jjk yuta #jjk yuuta #jujutsu kaisen yuta okkotsu #source: idk #y/n is struggling in this house #I wish I knew where this is from bc it’s so ridiculous but funny

[aficionadoenthusiast]

agamemnon: so what are your powers?

ajax: i'm super strong

odysseus: i was blessed by athena with wisdom

achilles: i have super human speed

patroclus: i can control achilles

agamemnon: that's not really-

odysseus: no, trust us. he's our strongest member.

#tsoa #incorrect tsoa #incorrect tsoa quotes #patrochilles #incorrect patrochilles #incorrect patrochilles quotes #achilles #patroclus #ajax #odysseus #agamemnon #trojan war #funny #source: idk #the iliad

[dontgetcaught256]

Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.

Snotlout: For what?

Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*

#httyd #hiccup #hiccup haddock #snotlout #snotlout jorgenson #incorrect httyd quotes #incorrect httyd #incorrect rtte #incorrect rtte quotes #source: idk

[alien-slushie]

Todoroki: Has anyone told you today that you're really annoying?

Midoriya: N-No?

Todoroki: Good, I'm not in the mood to commit murder today.

#source: idk #incorrect my hero academia quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect boku no hero academia quotes #incorrect mha quotes #deku #midoriya izuku #shoto todoroki #tododeku #ride or die shoto todoroki

[hxuse-xf-black]

8-year-old Ron to Fred & George: I just want to be included. Ron, after being included: What the hell and fuck-

#source: @behold the brave battalion 17 #source: unknown #source: idk #source: ??? #ron weasley #fred and george #fred weasley #george weasley #weasley twins #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes harry potter #harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect gryffindor quotes #gryffindor #incorrect gryffindor #incorrect golden trio quotes #golden trio era #golden trio #the weasleys #weasleys #incorrect weasleys quotes #incorrect weasley quotes #hp incorrect quotes #incorrect hp quotes

[mtolympusmemes]

Artemis: I love women in a feminist way but also in a gay way

#artemis #tagamemnon #mythology #greek mythology #greek myths #classics #classics memes #greek mythology memes #mythology memes #incorrect classics #incorrect mythology #greek gods #source: idk

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Apollo: People say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth, but they're wrong because they've never been in Lit's arms. Leo: Of course we haven't been in Lit's arms, he's terrifying. Calypso: He's my friend, but once I accidentally bumped into him and he pulled a switchblade on me.

#source: idk #source: unknown #source: ??? #pjo apollo #apollo #lit pjo #lityerses #litpollo #leo valdez #calypso #calypso pjo #waystation #incorrect quotes #incorrect percy jackson #incorrect percy jackson quotes #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect quotes pjo #pjo hoo toa #pjo #incorrect heroes of olympus #incorrect heroes of olympus quotes #incorrect hoo quotes #incorrect toa quotes #incorrect trials of apollo quotes #trials of apollo

[underqualified-human]

Kalim, pulling back the shower curtain: Hey Yuu, are we - stop screaming it's me - are we out of chips?

#aries incorrect #disney twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #kalim al asim #kalim al asim x reader #twst kalim al asim #twst kalim #twst yuu #incorrect quotes #incorrect twst #incorrect twisted wonderland #source: idk

[fandominstability]

eddie: where’s buck?

hen: somewhere disappointing jesus

#911 abc #911 #911 fox #911 on abc #911 on fox #eddie diaz #hen wilson #henrietta wilson #incorrect 911 quotes #source: idk #evan buckley #buddie

[delulu-with-wandanat]

Stuck in our Universe (Spinoff)

Wanda Maximoff’s beef with Elizabeth Olsen

*Wanda’s phone ringing. Caller id ‘Daddy’*

Elizabeth: ??

Elizabeth: I thought your dad was- nevermind

Wanda *Looking straight at Lizzie*: Hey Natty.

Elizabeth:

This spinoff is just for Wanda's personal beef with Elizabeth because I can't stop writing chaotic Wanda-

#source: idk #natasha romanoff #wandanat #wanda maximoff #natasha #wanda x natasha #wlw #wanda #incorrect wandanat #incorrect quotes #elizabeth olsen #chaotic wanda maximoff #mcu sapphic #natasha x wanda

[vivianthepigeon]

Branch: “this is crazy, but i'm having feelings again, like some kind of 12 year old kid”

Branch: “you remember feelings, right?”

Poppy: “yeah”

Poppy: “I have feelings everyday of my life”

Branch: “do you?”

Poppy: “are you saying you don't have feelings?!”

#source: idk #incorrect trolls quotes #dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #brozone #branch trolls #poppy trolls #trolls movie #trolls headcanon #trolls hc #trolls meme #trolls funny #trolls band together incorrect quotes #trolls au #trolls fanfic #brozone hc #brozone headcanon #brozone au #brozone fanfic #floyd trolls #bruce trolls #clay trolls #viva trolls #john dory trolls #trolls 3 trolls band together #trolls fandom #trolls fangirl #bitty b

[aficionadoenthusiast]

Achilles: HELP! I told Patroclus I'd cook dinner and I can't cook!

Odysseus, already burning water: Don't worry I got this

#tsoa #incorrect tsoa #incorrect tsoa quotes #patrochilles #incorrect patrochilles #incorrect patrochilles quotes #achilles #patroclus #odysseus #trojan war #funny #source: idk #the iliad #patchilles

[dontgetcaught256]

Hiccup: Astrid, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Snotlout, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

#source: unsure #source: idk #httyd #hiccup haddock #book!hiccup is such a mood #like seriously boy is a savage #but we love him #sorry snotlout #incorrect httyd #rtte #astrid #hiccup #snotlout jorgenson #snotlout #incorrect rtte #astrid hofferson

[gardentool]

Gojo: I guess you could say I've fallen for you.

Y/N: ...

Y/N: You literally just rolled down eight flights of stairs. How the fuck are you even alive?

#jjk #jjk incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #gojo satoru #gojo saturo #jjk gojo #jujutsu kaisen #gojo x you #jujutsu gojo #gojo x y/n #gojo x reader #source: idk

[hxuse-xf-black]

Ted: The best revenge, really, is being nice! Andromeda: Or murder.

#source: idk #source: unknown #source: ??? #andromeda black #andromeda tonks #ted x andromeda #ted tonks #tedromeda #incorrect quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes harry potter #incorrect hp quotes #hp incorrect quotes #incorrect hufflepuff #hufflepuff #incorrect hufflepuff quotes #incorrect slytherin #incorrect slytherin quotes #slytherin #incorrect black family #black family incorrect quotes #incorrect black family quotes #black family #incorrect house of black #house of black #the most noble and ancient house of black #ancient and most noble house of black #the noble and most ancient house of black

[friendlyghostintheattic]

Lockwood, to George: What do you think about my new look for the papers? I’m going for traumatized but not so traumatized that I can’t do multiple interviews for the papers

#source: idk #lockwood and co #anthony lockwood #george karim #george cubbins #save lockwood and co #netflix lockwood and co