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Galadriel: My food‘s too hot. I can't eat it.
Gil-Galad: ...
Celeborn: You’re too hot but I still eat you.
Gil-Galad, slamming his hands on the table: ONE DINNER.
Gil-Galad: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL I ASK!
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dontgetcaught256 · 1 year
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*Hermione carrying the groceries*
Hermione: Hey, do you have any bags?
Harry: The only bags I have are under my eyes, and their specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Hermione:
Hermione: A simple ‘no’ would have sufficed.
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hvstias · 2 years
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Viper: *walks into their bedroom*
Chamber: *Lying sensually on the bed wearing a banana costume* I find you quite aPEELing.
Viper: *walks back out of bedroom*
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scealaiscoite · 1 year
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crystal prompts ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🐚 ꒱
⟣ rose quartz (love) - "i have so much love for you.”
⟣ amethyst (calming) - "hey, hey, just breathe. i've got you now, it's okay."
⟣ citrine (happiness) - "your smile always cheers me up.'
⟣ lapis lazuli (wisdom) - "you always know exactly what to say. thank you."
⟣ honey calcite (confidence) - "if you could see yourself the way i see you, you'd never be insecure about anything ever again."
⟣ tiger’s eye (strength) - "you've been so strong for so long. it's okay to let your guard down now - you’ve more than earned it.”
⟣ jasper (grounding) - "just look at me, right here. you're okay, you're safe, i'm right here with you."
⟣ angelite (communication) - "can we just talk, please?"
⟣ clear quartz (focus) - “just focus on me, okay? don’t think about anything else, just stay here with me.”
⟣ selenite (healing) - “you’re becoming yourself again. it mightn’t feel like it yet, but i can see it in you.”
⟣ carnelian (creativity) - “i love how your brain works.”
⟣ green aventurine (luck) - “how on earth did i ever get this lucky?”
⟣ garnet (passion) - “i know i say it a lot, but i really do adore you.”
⟣ blue lace agate (physical healing) - “hey, don’t you think you should take a break? the doctor warned you about what would happen if you over-exerted yourself.”
⟣ calcite (energising) - “come on, this is the whole point of running! just a few more kilometres, then we can stop for a break.”
⟣ malachite (cleansing) - “you shouldn’t feel guilty for making room for better things in your life.”
⟣ peridot (happiness) - “i didn’t know someone else’s joy could make me feel so happy.”
⟣ sodalite (harmony) - “i really can’t imagine going through life without you.”
⟣ sunstone (protection) - “if anything happens to them, i’m coming for you.”
⟣ green tourmaline (heart healer) - “i never thought i’d love someone like this again.”
⟣ unakite (emotional support) - “if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, i’m right here.”
⟣ moonstone (new beginnings) - “i can’t wait to start my life with you.”
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komaedamizuki · 4 months
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Character A: You look like you've fought 10 people and ran a mile to get here.
Character B: 12 people. 4 miles.
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rwac96 · 7 months
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Letting Go (Arkos)
Jaune: *looks into Pyrrha's emerald eyes* "I'm scared to let go, Pyr."
Pyrrha: *caresses Jaune's cheek* "I am too, Beloved. But we've had our time together, and it's been beautiful."
Jaune: *tears up* "I don't want to say goodbye."
Pyrrha: "We're not saying goodbye forever, Jaune..." *begins to fade away* "...we're just saying goodbye for now."
Jaune: *cups Pyrrha's chin* "Promise me you'll wait for me on the other side."
Pyrrha: *her body becomes translucent* "I promise, no matter how long it takes, I'll find you again, Beloved..."
*Pyrrha closes her eyes, leaning in to kiss Jaune on the lips; who lets tears roll down his cheeks as she completely vanishes*
Jaune: *holds back sobs* "See ya later, Pyr..."
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B copies every action of A while standing behind them as A is scolding C and D. A (without even turning to B): If you don't want me to practically demonstrate my anger I advise you to get in front of me, B. B (rolling their eyes): You are kinky babe.
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Bandana Dee: What the hell were you thinking?
Marx: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Bandana Dee: You released OSTRICHES!
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prkrknr · 2 years
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pepper: you're a mess, you can't survive on coffee alone.
tony, peter, and harley, having been on the lab for 53 hours straight: watch us.
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spdytrch · 4 months
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johnny: baby
peter, in the spider-man suit: fellow associate
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Person A: I love you
Person B: I'm glad one of us does
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Person A, glancing at the window: [alarmed] Person B. There’s a stranger in our hot tub.
Person B: Who is it?
Person A: You do know what stranger means, don’t you?
Person B, joining A by the window: Oh my god, how long have they been there?
Person A: I saw them exactly 1 second before you, you know everything I know.
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Here’s a hilarious OT3 prompt for you
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scealaiscoite · 1 year
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petname prompts ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🐚 ꒱
— “you’re my angel.”
— “honey, i’m home!”
— “sweetheart, just breathe.”
— “you look amazing, darling.”
— “baby, please- just come back to bed.”
— “good morning, handsome.”
— “mine. it’s what you are, aren’t you?”
— “c’mere, love.”
— “i missed you so bad, sweetie.”
— “hey there, pretty.”
— “babe, babe! come look.”
— “you’re such a dote.”
— “i’m fine, lovie. don’t worry about me.”
— “pet, please. just listen.”
— “it’s okay, babygirl/babyboy. i’ve got you.”
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cheesyotpprompts · 1 year
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“I'll choose you. No matter how hard it is. No matter what people say. Every time, I'll choose you.”
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