Police Officer: I pulled you over because you have three people on a single motorcycle.
Nebuya: Shit.
Hayama: Wait, three?
Mibuchi: Oh my god, Mayuzumi fell off.
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Chinen: Look at that cute frog!
Ryosuke: A KILLER, to be quite honest.
Chinen: It's smaller than your hand...
Ryosuke: So is a bullet.
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Yuto: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars :)
Ryosuke: If anyone, and I mean /anyone/, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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Yabu: Everyone have a great day!
Hikaru: Why
Yabu: Why? Because I care about you all.
Hikaru: So
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