#source: incorrect penguins

[bruhseidon]

Y/N, being captured by the Penguin: I’m full of truth juice! Don’t tell him nothin’, Red—

Penguin, pointing a gun at her: Shut up, kid! You’re lucky I don’t hit girls!

Y/N: Me neither… but for you I’d make an exception~ OHHHHHHH!

Jason, as Red Hood, tied up next to her: OHHH!

Penguin: Enough!

Y/N: ₒₕₕₕₕₕ…

#batman #dc comics #batfamily #batfamily x reader #jason todd #jason todd x reader #red hood #red hood x reader #the penguin #oswald cobblepot #incorrect dc #source: borderlands

[incorrectbatfam]

Selina: Reasons why Halloween is the best holiday?

Ivy: You're not obliged to visit your relatives.

Crane: You're not obliged to get gifts for anyone.

Harley: People will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than Halloween.

Cobblepot: It's the only day where it's socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin.

#source: tumblr #selina kyle #catwoman #pamela isley #poison ivy #jonathan crane #scarecrow #harley quinn #oswald cobblepot #penguin #batfamily #batfam #batman family #batman #gotham rogues #dc villains #gotham city sirens #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw halloween #tw food mention

[batfamgalore]

*Bruce just said something morally insane*

Dick: Bruce, the more I learn about you, the more I’m convinced you’re the Penguin.

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #incorrect dc quotes #the penguin #incorrect batfamily quotes #source: psych

[waterfire1848]

Poison Ivy: Batman, we thought you were dead.

Bruce: Sorry to disappoint. We were undercover.

Harley: We?

[ Robin appears next to Batman after dropping out of the Batplane. ]

The Riddler: Is that a child?!

Bruce: Let’s dance.

Harley: How exactly do you plan on-

Bruce: Robin!

[ Dick attacks Two-Face. ]

The Penguin: Be careful! Having a son has only made him stronger and more unstable!

Bruce: You all should have called for backup.

Catwoman: We should have called child protective services.

#incorrect quotes #source: studio c #poison ivy #pamela isley #batman #bruce wayne #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #dick grayson #robin #the riddler #edward nygma #two face #harvey dent #the penguin #oswald cobblepot #catwoman #selina kyle #batfam #batfamily

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: Behold! The portal to time's past: The Chronotron!

Leo: So... It's a time machine?

Donnie: Well, yes?

Leo: Then why not call it a time machine?

Donnie: Yeah and while we're at it let's just call the Great Wall a fence, the Mona Lisa a doodle, and Albert Einstein Mr. Smarty Pants!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: the penguins of madagascar #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #donatello #leonardo

[starwarstrashy88]

Hunter: I don’t think you’re fit for duty right now, Tech

Tech: *sleep deprived and concussed* Flibbertigibbet man. I’m as juxtaposed as the next hamburger *falls flat on his face*

#star wars #tbb #the bad batch #tbb wrecker #incorrect bad batch quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #tbb hunter #tbb tech #hunter #tech #source: penguins of Madagascar

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Sirius: I don’t know, Remus, I think you’re pretty smart Remus: You also think there’s a little man in the fridge who turns the light off when you close it Sirius, clenching his fist: And one day I’ll catch him

#marauders #incorrect marauders and co quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #source: penguins of madagascar

[angelofthenight]

You: I think people know we’re dating

Oswald: Oh no how

You, looking down at Oswald who is curled up holding your hand with his head on your lap: how do you think

#source: tumblr #gotham incorrect quotes #incorrect gotham quotes #gotham imagine #gotham x reader #reader insert #incorrect quotes #gotham #the penguin x reader #the penguin #oswald cobblepot x reader #oswald cobblepot imagine #oswald cobblepot

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Sam: I need options, let’s hear them!

Peter: [raises his hand]

Sam: No, we’re not running away.

Peter: [lowers his hand]

#source: the penguins of madagascar #sam wilson #sam wilson incorrect quotes #falcon #captain america #peter parker #peter parker incorrect quotes #spider man #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[cyber-streak-2]

*When the three are created*

Jawbreaker: Hello! Are you my new family?

Thrash: You don’t have a family, and we’re all going to die. Sorry.

Jawbreaker: What?!

Twitch: *Hits Thrash*

#transformers incorrect quotes #source: the penguins of madagascar #Thrash Malto #Jawbreaker Malto #Twitch Malto #I forgot the name of the episode where Jawbreaker and the others are made #But y’know #TFES #Earthspark #With Novafire-is-thinking

[the-bus-called-graveyard-8]

Skipper: Ringtail, don't you ever knock?

Julien: I used to, but no one ever let me in.

#the penguins of madagascar #tpom #skipper #king julien #incorrect quotes #source: full house

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

King Dedede: You just triggered my flight or fight response.

King Dedede, eyes glowing red: AND I AM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD

#incorrect super smash bros #super smash bros #smash bros #king Dedede #Kirby series #source: meme #flightless bird #penguin

[incorrecthsrquotes]

Gunhaver: Admiral Flashfight! Speak to me, man! Flashfight: (dazed) Just a knock on the old monkey bus. Gunhaver: ...Admiral? Flashfight: No need to paint, I'm as flopsy-faced as ever. Gunhaver: I... don't think you're fit for duty. Flashfight: Flibbertigibbit, man! I'm as juxtaposed as the next hamburger!

#incorrect quotes #homestar runner #cheat commandos #gunhaver #flashfight #source: #penguins of madagascar

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

"I struggle to comprehend emotions… and feelings... and women."

— Donatello at some point

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: the penguins of madagascar #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #donatello

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Skipper: It's almost time to switch from our regular weapons to our holiday weapons!

Private: Is there a difference?

Kowalski: Yes. The holiday ones light up!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect madagascar quotes #penguins of madagascar #skipper #kowalski #private #source: unknown

[incorrect-caps-etc]

Evgeni Malkin: Do you value your friends? You should.

Geno: Sid: $6

Geno: Kappy: $2

Geno: Ovi: -$7

Geno: Flower: $4

Geno: Tanger: $5

Sidney Crosby: Actually, Geno, all of my friends are priceless.

Geno: Yeah, well mine are worth 10 dollars collectively.

#in honor of caps vs pens today #source: unknown #Evgeni Malkin #Sidney Crosby #kasperi kapanen #alex ovechkin #marc-andre fleury #kris letang #incorrect quotes #incorrect penguins quotes #incorrect nhl quotes #incorrect hockey quotes #Pittsburgh penguins