#source: incorrect-strq-quotes

[team-iceflower]

Tai: C'mon, name one way I'm better than your new boyfriend.

Raven: Tai, you're bigger.

Tai: Don't patronize me, if anything he's a little taller.

Raven: No, Tai, you're bigger.

Tai:

*later at the bar with Qrow and Summer*

Tai: I WIN!! *clinks glasses with them*

#rwby #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #tai yang #raven branwen #qrow branwen #summer rose #team STRQ #source: how i met your mother

[rwbybutincorrect]

Tai: *seeing Raven for the first time* You look like someone who will create a lot of problems for me.

Raven:

Tai: I’m kinda into that

#taiyang xiao long #raven branwen #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect quotes #team strq #source: unknown

[correctly-spn]

Dean: I am a complex person with complex emotions, like "tired" and "food" and even the rarer third emotion, "gun".

#spn #spn crack #spn incorrect quotes #supernatural incorrect quotes #supernatural #dean winchester #source: tumblr #source: incorrect-strq-quotes

[daily-okakuri]

Kurisu: I just want to hear those three little words

Okabe: I love you

Kurisu: try again

Okabe, grumbling: I will behave

#okabe x kurisu #steins;gate #okakuri #incorrect quotes #source: incorrect-strq-quotes #mod erin

[incorrectfmaquotes]

[playing Monopoly]

Ed: I will destroy everything you guys love!

Winry: Well, what if we love you?

Ed: Jokes on you, I’ve been self-destructive my entire life!

#edward elric #Winry Rockbell #edwin #fma #fmab #Fullmetal Alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #incorrect fma quotes #source: incorrect-strq-quotes

[wicked-rosie]

Sylvie: He can be so immature sometimes.

Molly: Remember how excited he got when he found out he could drink two caprisuns at once?

Giovanni, holding three caprisuns: You guys are not gonna fucking believe this!!

#source: incorrect-strq-quotes #epithet erased #molly blyndeff #sylvie ashling #giovanni potage #sylvester ashling #jelloapocalypse #epithet erased incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-rainbow-rocket-quotes]

Archie: I refuse to have a fistfight with Maxie over the last slice of pumpkin pie. ‘M better than that.

Archie: I'm an adult and I licked it first, so it's mine, fucker.

#Source: incorrect-strq-quotes #Pokemon #Pokemon Villains #Incorrect Quotes #Aqua Leader Archie #Archie #(Wh) #(I guess that’s one way to do it) #(I’m of the belief that Archie and Guzma operate under the ‘I licked it so it’s mine’ policy of ownership) #(Which is why Maxie is highly confused when Archie licks him one morning) #Christmas Edition

[incorrectgenlockquotes]

Cammie, opening a bag of chips: mMmMm, CRONCHY boys!

Kazu: (Can’t you just talk like a normal person for once in your life?)

#genlock #gen:lock #cammie maccloud #kazu iida #incorrect gen:lock quotes #source: incorrect-strq-quotes

[incorrectgundamwingquotes]

[at Preventers HQ]

Une: Is your team prepared for the mission?

Wufei: Well, Heero is bringing the bad decisions.

Wufei: Duo’s bringing the unnecessary homicide.

Wufei: Trowa’s bringing the alcohol, but he’s not going to share.

Wufei: And Quatre’s bringing the bail money.

Une:

Wufei: So I’d say that we’re very well prepared.

#it's a step up Une #they usually forget the bail money #heero yuy #duo maxwell #trowa barton #quatre raberba winner #wufei chang #gundam wing #incorrect quotes #source: incorrect-strq-quotes

[notcorrectemmerdalequotes]

Charity is really getting into this mumsnet thing

Charity: Christmas tip - Wrap empty boxes for presents and when your child misbehaves or doesn't listen throw one in the fire.

#charity dingle #vfestive2018 #vanityfest #charity dingle mother of the year #emmerdale #incorrect emmerdale quotes #Source: incorrect-strq-quotes

[softestvirgil]

Virgil: Rainy days make me want to stay in bed.

Virgil: As do sunny days.

Virgil: ...I never actually want to leave my bed.

#source: incorrect-strq-quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect sanders sides #incorrect thomas sanders #incorrect quote #thomas sanders #sanders sides #virgil sanders #anxiety sanders #logan sanders #logic sanders #patton sanders #morality sanders #roman sanders #creativity sanders #princey sanders #ts sides #ts fandom #fander #fanders

[john-jungkook]

Yoongi: Dear Santa

Yoongi: I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty

Yoongi: And it was worth it, you fat, judgemental bastard

#bts #bts incorrect quotes #bts suga #suga #min yoongi #agust d #yoongi #christmas with bts #bts chats #bts funny #source: incorrect-strq-quotes

[rwbybutincorrect]

Summer: Did you have to stab him?

Raven: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Summer: What did he say?

Raven: 'What are you going to do, stab me?'

Tai: That's fair

#summer rose #raven branwen #qrow branwen #taiyang xiao long #team strq #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

[andimackfaneditsss]

Amber, about Andi: I assure you, I’m not jealous, I just get a horrible burning feeling in my stomach when I think about her with anyone else.

Buffy: Yeahhh, that’s jealousy.

Cyrus: Or heartburn. Have you eaten any spicy foods lately?

#hey look at that #they’re also the abc crew #andi mack #amber #buffy driscoll #cyrus goodman #abc crew #ambi #incorrect quote #incorrect andi mack quote #source: incorrect-strq-quotes

[kpopshooketh]

J-Hope: Yoongi, you are literally dating the most beautiful human ever.

J-Hope: AKA, me.

J-Hope: Earlier I ate a whole bag of glitter so the inside of me will look as good as the outside.

Suga: You what.

Suga: You- …we’re going to the hospital .

J-Hope: Sounds good cause I think I’m dying.

#source: incorrect-strq-quotes #incorrect quotes #bts #bangtan sonyeondan #jung hoseok #jhope #suga #min yoongi

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end.

Father

#father #fma #fmab #Fullmetal Alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #incorrect fma quotes #source: incorrect-strq-quotes