#source: incorrectcriticalrole

[elwinsglasses]

Fintan: I will make you sorry you were ever born!

Keefe: Well, for you information, I’m already sorry I was ever born.

#source: incorrectcriticalrole #keefe sencen #keeper of the lost cities #fintan #kotlc #kotlc incorrect quotes

[earth627]

Delia Dent: Hey, is anyone else d-

Grant Wilson: Dead?

Zachary Zatara: Drunk?

Terra Markov: Drained?

Greta Hayes: Depressed?

Thad: Deprived of sleep?

Uriah: Drowning?

Delia Dent: …done with your drink? What is wrong with you people?

#thaddeus thawne #greta hayes #Grant Wilson #Zachary Zatara #Terra Markov #Uriah #Delia Dent #source: incorrectcriticalrole

[thegreatidk]

Agatha: Since I’m going out of town for a while, I’ve left all of you a complimentary bowl of advice.

Agatha, picking a piece of paper out of the bowl: For instance, “Tedros, stop doing that” just applies to everything.

#source: incorrectcriticalrole #agatha of woods beyond #tedros of camelot #tagatha #sge #tsfgae #school for good and evil #sge incorrect quotes

[tales-of-asgardia]

Loki: Who wants to make 100 credits?

Valkyrie: How?

Loki: I need someone to take the fall.

Valkyrie: What did you do?

Loki: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Thor, from the other room: Oh my gods!

Loki: .......

Sigyn, shrieking: OH MY GODS!

Valkyrie: Make it 200.

Loki: deal!

#thor #loki #valkyrie #sigyn #source: incorrectcriticalrole #incorrect asgardian quotes

[tales-of-asgardia]

Thor: What's going on?

Groot: I am groot?

Loki, fettered to a chair: No.

Thor: Then why are you fettered to a chair? Did Sig do this to you?

Sigyn walks in with a bowl of food: They haven't eaten in two days, I'm force feeding them.

#loki #groot #thor #sigyn #incorrect asgardian quotes #source: incorrectcriticalrole