#source: incorrectzukka

[themiraculousladyblog]

Marinette: Chat, can you get that fabric from the top shelf?

Chat Noir: So you admit to needing me in your life.

Marinette: I can and will replace you with a step stool.

#miraculous ladybug #marichat #marinette #chat noir #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #cat noir #miraculous ladybug fandom #mlb incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #ml incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous quotes #miraculous ladybug incorrect quotes #miraculous lb #miraculous #ml #ml fandom #source: incorrectzukka

[falsehood-and-deceit]

Remus: You call it a "near death accident", I call it "a vibe check from god"

Janus: What did Logan call it?

Remus: Irreparable cranial damage

#source: incorrectzukka #remus sanders #janus sanders #logan sanders #sanders sides #thomas sanders #incorrect sanders sides quotes #incorrect sanders sides

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Akechi: I am a law-abiding citizen!

Ryuji: Really!? Name ONE law!

Akechi: Don't kill people?

Ryuji: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

#Persona #Persona 5 #Phantom Thieves #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Persona #Incorrect Persona 5 #Incorrect P5 #Goro Akechi #Crow (Persona) #Ryuji Sakamoto #Skull (Persona) #Source: incorrectzukka #cianthemighty #queued post

[zhuilingyizhen]

Lan Jingyi, knocking: Hey, it’s Jingyi.

Jin Ling: What did he do this time?!

Lan Jingyi: Wha? No, I mean, this is Jingyi.

Jin Ling, opening the door: What did you do this time?

#mdzs #jin ling #lan jingyi #mo dao zu shi #mdzs juniors #the untamed #source: incorrectzukka #cql #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mdzs quotes

[boilingheart]

Shaw: Crushes are the worst.

Flynn: Yeah. Whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid.

Shaw: You're always acting stupid.

Flynn: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

#bheart talks #fairshaw #i saw this and i'm just like. Them. #Flynn Fairwind #Mathias Shaw #incorrect quotes #source: incorrectzukka #if someone's done this for fairshaw already i apologize

[angelwiththeblue-box]

Gansey: Wait, do you have a crush on Adam?

Ronan: The only 'crush' I have is the crushing weight of my existence.

Gansey: So, that's a yes?

Ronan, burying his face in his hands: yes.

#pynch #raven boys #raven cycle #source: incorrectzukka #ronan lynch #adam parrish #incorrect raven cycle quotes #incorrect pynch quotes #gansey #richard gansey the third

[cressida2001]

mccoy, rushing jim to sickbay: can you rate your pain for me ?

jim, barely breathing: zero stars

mccoy: ...

jim: would not recommend?

#mccoy reassuring the other medics like #hes not concussed hes just like that #star trek #trekkies #star trek tos #jim kirk #james t kirk #st: tos #mccoy #leonard 'bones' mccoy #bones mccoy #leonard ​mccoy #incorrect quotes #incorrect trek quotes #incorrect star trek #incorrect trek #incorrect star trek quotes #source: incorrectzukka

[violetmessages]

Ianto reading a recipe: Now we have to beat three eggs

Gwen:

Gwen: at what?

#source: incorrectzukka #gwen cooper #ianto jones #torchwood incorrect quotes

[incorrectgamegrumps]

ross: uno is based on luck

ross: wait i just won i changed my mind

ross: uno is based on strategy and i'm a genius

#source: incorrectzukka #incorrect quotes #incorrect game grumps quotes #game grumps #incorrect game grumps #ross o'donavan

[incorrectioryuu]

Io: Crushes are the worst.

Ryuu: Yeah. Whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on I just start acting like a moron.

Io: You're always acting like a moron.

Ryuu: Yeah, maybe don't think about that too hard.

#boueibu #ioryuu #io naruko #Ryuu zaou #source: incorrectzukka

[brickowskibois]

Rem: Y'know, not every problem can be solved with just a knife.

Rocket, nodding: And that's why I carry many knives. All over my body.

#rex squad au #rem brickowski #rocket rex #source: incorrectzukka #incorrect quotes

[maybe-i-like-the-misery]

Logan: Roman, I am asking your permission to date your brother

Roman: what is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you've asked, no you can't. Beat me in a duel first.

#source: incorrectzukka on tumblr #thomas sanders #sanders sides #thomas sanders sides #thomas sanders sides incorrect quotes #ts incorrect quotes #tss incorrect quotes #logan sanders #roman sanders #logic sanders #princey sanders #ts logic #ts roman #ts logan #platonic logince #intrulogical #implied intrulogical

[the-bus-called-graveyard-8]

Skipper: Wine for me, and a juice box for him.

Private: Skipper, I'm an adult now. I can order my own juice box.

#the penguins of madagascar #tpom #penguins of madagascar #pom #incorrect quotes #skipper #private #couldn't find a source for this #stole it from @incorrectzukka

[struggling-author]

Azula: Just to make sure, are you asking me romantically or platonically?

Aang, down on one knee, ring still out:

#azulaang #aang #azula #incorrect azulaang #source: incorrectzukka (tumblr)

[incorrectakumanoriddlequotes]

Otoya: I am not out of control, I’m a law abiding citizen! 

Shiena: Really? Name one law.

Otoya:...Don’t kill people?

Shiena: That’s on me. I set the bar too low. 

#akuma no riddle #shiena kenmochi #otoya takechi #incorrectakumanoriddlequotes #source: tumblr user incorrectzukka

[arundhati-shah4]

Aru, nervously: So, uh, would you like to have dinner tonight?

Aiden: I like to have dinner every night.

#source: @incorrectzukka #aru shah #arundhati shah #aiden acharya #aru shah series #pandava pentology #pandava quintet #incorrect quotes #incorrect pandava quintet quotes #pandava quintet incorrect quotes #incorrect aru shah quotes #aru shah incorrect quotes