#source: insta

[1337wtfomgbbq]

Ayrton: I have to tell you something Gerhard.

Gerhard: Yeah?

Ayrton: The way I would fuck him (Alain)...

Gerhard: Really?

Ayrton: It's not even funny.

Ayrton: I'm a ride he wouldn't survive. The wheels would come right off.

Gerhard nodding: Alright.

Ayrton: I wanna pop open the hood and root around!

Gerhard: Root toot rooty.

#incorrect f1 quotes #classic f1 #formula 1 #f1 #ayrton senna #gerhard berger #alain prost #prosenna #source: insta

[theelderhazelnut]

Ombra and Quan Chi: people think that people who are depressed feel sad.

Ombra: Are you kidding?

Quan Chi: We would love to feel.

#depressed couple my beloved #ombra the ironhead #quan chi #mk oc #mortal kombat oc #source: insta

[notsocynicalcyrus]

*Tony getting ring notification* Guys come look at this video of y/n! *recording shows y/n holding her dog out the door* Y/n: Look! There's nOtHiNg there for you to bark at! *moves her dog to the left* or over there! *moves dog to right* or here! So stop barking!

#my dog everyday #y/n x marvel #y/n x puppy #this dog will be making more appearances #y/n x tony #incorrect quotes mcu #source: insta

[thetraderjoesparkinglot]

Beetlejuice: I was told the world doesn’t revolve around me. I think it could, if some people tried a little harder

#Beetlejuice the musical #incorrect beetlejuice quotes #source: Insta #beetlejuice #beetlejuice broadway #beetlejuice musical

[bronzebluemind]

WHAT

#and another one #maaaaanjaaaaa time to update your list 🙃 #source: insta #ski jumping #team austria #markus schiffner #offseason2022

[promiscuousasexual]

i waited until i had all the drivers to post this, took me until this morning actually

here’s the garages in saudi arabia having all the drivers’ names in cursive arabic!! :

red bull

mercedes

ferrari

mclaren

aston martin

alpine

williams

vcarb/RB/visa cash app RB/idk

stake

haas

edit :

and here's ollie bearman's!

#i also had to wait until i got home so I could upload more than 10 photos -_- #this was drafted since before fp but i absolutely could not find esteban's until alpine posted it on their story this morning #the source for these photos vary #some are from the official saudi arabia gp insta acc #some are from f1 team social media accounts #some i found on twt #some idk #but anyway I thought this was super cool and it made me happy #max verstappen #sergio checo pérez #lewis hamilton #george russell #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #lando norris #oscar piastri #lance stroll #fernando alonso #esteban ocon #pierre gasly #alex albon #logan sargeant #yuki tsunoda #daniel ricciardo #valtteri bottas #zhou guanyu #kevin magnussen #nico hulkenberg #formula 1 #formula one

[star-trek-shallot]

Interviewer: So, how would you describe the crewmembers of the Enterprise?

Dr. McCoy: Well, I'd say Captain Kirk is the kind of person who eats two gummy bears at the same time so they don't die alone.

#source: @dandy.seungs on insta #star trek #star trek tos #star trek: tos #star trek incorrect quotes #incorrect star trek quotes #star trek memes #captain kirk #james tiberius kirk #james t kirk #james kirk #Jim Kirk #dr mccoy #dr. mccoy #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #Leonard Bones McCoy

[bixbiboom]

@.ashleythejohnson: V v expired film, in the Cotswolds with @.milapajamas. Plus Stonehenge.

#ashley johnson #critical role #cr insta #more pics that aren’t Ashley at the source

[il-predestinato]

Max and Lando "checking out" Charles' outfit. 🤭😭 🎥: pre-race, 2023 Miami Grand Prix

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#charles leclerc #max verstappen #lando norris #lestappen #charlando #ROAST HIM BOYS!!! #pre-race #miami gp 2023 #fave #source: f1 insta story may 7 2023 #f1 #* #my edit

[spoonietimelordy]

Coolest wheelchair mod ever

#og source: ruth madeley insta #but its easier to download from tiktok #doctor who

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

WWX: you have really pretty eyes

LWJ, drunk: would you like our kids to have them?

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #mdzs incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #source: insta reel by sagephilips10

[infectiouspiss]

LOOK AT HIM

#bishop.txt #source is 30 seconds to mars insta story no im not linking it #mikey has terrible taste in men

[obriengf]

Dylan being adorable picking flowers, April 15th 2024.

#dylan O'Brien #dobedit #dylanobrienedit #dob #the source is his girlfriend's insta story #but we dont like rachael in this house so...

[thetraderjoesparkinglot]

Beetlejuice: i’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my food…I don’t even know where sandwiches live

#Beetlejuice the musical #incorrect beetlejuice quotes #source: insta #beetlejuice #beetlejuice broadway #beetlejuice musical

[justhavinfunnn]

Miles and Bugsy 🩵

#via keleigh's insta story #miles teller #bugsy #keleigh teller #source: instagram

[neverevan]

Tease Tidbit Tuesday 📸

Heyooo. I decided to revive this wip while the season is still running and I have been tinkering with it in the last couple of days, so I thought I'd give you a small tidbit. 💛

You can find the previous snippet: here.

“Alright, 118, listen up.” Bobby clapped his hands together as he made his way up the last couple of steps leading to the loft. Eddie and Chim looked up from their mid-morning cereal curiously. After all, if there was an announcement to be made, it could’ve only been about the empty slot on their roster that has been there ever since McNeil finally went into retirement last month. “Someone from B shift is joining us next week.”

“Yeah? What do we know about them?” Chim asked, with his mouth full of colorful wheat hoops.

“Broke the record for the doll factory on his recertification.” Bobby said with a smile as smug as if he was bragging for himself.

“Recertification?” Hen walked up to their table with two mugs of coffee, seamlessly passing one to Chim.

“He got injured on the job a few months ago.” Bobby explained without going into any details. Eddie wasn’t sure if it was because he didn’t know them or if he didn’t want to share them.

“So, why is he switching shifts?”

“Apparently, his family just moved into town and it works better for them.” Bobby shrugged, clearly unimpressed by how quickly everyone has moved on from the apparent boy wonder's record setting abilities.

“What? Does he have like, kids or something?” Chim frowned into the soft steam of his coffee.

“No, it’s hi—”

Whatever Bobby was about to say has been shrilly interrupted by the ring of the bell. Tabling the conversation for later, they all jumped up, leaving their plates and mugs behind, and made their way downstairs to gear up.

✨I have been tagged by and am tagging the ever so lovely @sunshinediaz @spagheddiediaz @goforkinard @exhuastedpigeon @nmcggg @disasterbuckdiaz @daffi-990 @diazsdimples @honestlydarkprincess @watchyourbuck @actualalligator mwuahhh 💛

#I really gotta get to my oneshot wips cuz this is planned to be about 20k or so #but it just reminds me of early seasons buddie and it has me emotional so I'm playing around with this one for now🥹 #getting back to the writing business is always a bit hard after posting a long multichapter fic #but having such a lovely source material definitely helps 🫶 #buddie #911 #wip #the insta fic