Kaz: Here's my dossier on Pekka Rollin's moves and strategies to beat him
Inej: Why are some of the pages written in crayon?
Kaz: I started compiling when I was a kid
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Ed: how do we get out of this stomach?
Ling: Oh, I know! In Scooby Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves and shit.
Ed, pinching his nose: Could we not base our decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in episodes of Scooby Doo?
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Haibara: What the hell is that?
Conan: *dragging KID* A phantom thief I found in the dumpster.
Haibara: Well put it back, it doesn't belong to you.
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Zoro: Meerkats are efficient in how they update. One little chirp and they can warn a whole group of like an eagle or whatever. It doesn't need to chirp like over and over and over again.
Sanji: I'm sorry, are you schooling me on meerkat knowledge?
Zoro: Seems like I have to.
Sanji: Oh is that right?! Well first of all, smartass, they don't chirp. They chirrup.
Zoro: Oh yeah, you think you know a ton about the meerkat?😠 Well did you know that the alpha pair will scent-mark the subordinate to show that it's the leader? If they find the weak one, they'll start pissing all over it!
Sanji: Yes! Of course I know that, Moss Ball! We watched the same documentary! 😠
Zoro: Then you'd know that if we were meerkats I'd piss all over you!!
Sanji: NOT IF I PISS ON YOU FIRST!!
Zoro: YOU WOULDN'T GET THE CHANCE BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE DROWNING IN PISS!!!
Sanji: YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO HIT ME BECAUSE I'D PISS IN THE ONLY STUPID EYE YOU HAVE LEFT!!!
[[everyone staring in repulsed horror]]
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Derek: Here’s my dossier on all of Peter's moves and strategies to beat him.
Stiles: why are some of the pages written in crayon?
Derek: i started compiling it when we were kids.
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(During a widow family dinner)
Natasha: Y/N, what are you doing?
Y/N: I'm eating because I'm very uncomfortable.
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beard: look, i’m sorry i called you codependent, okay? i think you two have a great relationship, and it's perfectly natural for two full grown men to need each other this badly.
roy: so you finally understand my relationship with jamie.
beard:
beard: no. not even a little bit. infants aren't this codependent on their mothers when they breastfeed!
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Leo: Can I give you some advice?
Raph: Absolutely not.
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Caitlyn: How did you get in my house? Did you kick in my backdoor?
Jinx: Kicked? Yes. Kicked in? No. That thing is sturdy. The same could not be said about your window. Definite security risk there.
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Pinako: How did this happen?
Al, now a suit of armor and holding Ed, who has two less limbs than he had originally: How does anything happen? Move past it.
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Trent: Who's in charge here?
Jan: Usually, whoever yells the loudest.
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