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ricketycr1cks · 1 year
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Bring back the Mac that made fun of Dennis when he got addicted to crack, had sex with his mom, and left him in an alley to get stabbed
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filmyocean · 1 year
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Kaz: Here's my dossier on Pekka Rollin's moves and strategies to beat him
Inej: Why are some of the pages written in crayon?
Kaz: I started compiling when I was a kid
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daddiesdrarryy · 8 months
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Pansy when Draco asks her why he’s always so fixated on Harry Potter for no reason:
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incorrectfmaquotes · 2 months
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Ed: how do we get out of this stomach? Ling: Oh, I know! In Scooby Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves and shit. Ed, pinching his nose: Could we not base our decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in episodes of Scooby Doo?
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Casey: I got some green paint for the beers for St. Patrick's day.
Donnie: Why not use food coloring?
Casey: Because beer is not food. When was the last time you ate a beer?
Donnie: When was the last time you drank paint?
Casey: …
Donnie: Have you been drinking paint?
Casey: ...No.
Donnie: Let me see your tongue.
Casey: *shows his tongue and it’s green*
Donnie: Oh my God, Casey!!
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 3 months
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Haibara: What the hell is that?
Conan: *dragging KID* A phantom thief I found in the dumpster.
Haibara: Well put it back, it doesn't belong to you.
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Derek: Here’s my dossier on all of Peter's moves and strategies to beat him.
Stiles: why are some of the pages written in crayon?
Derek: i started compiling it when we were kids.
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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(During a widow family dinner)
Natasha: Y/N, what are you doing?
Y/N: I'm eating because I'm very uncomfortable.
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milfloverobisanya · 7 months
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beard: look, i’m sorry i called you codependent, okay? i think you two have a great relationship, and it's perfectly natural for two full grown men to need each other this badly.
roy: so you finally understand my relationship with jamie.
beard:
beard: no. not even a little bit. infants aren't this codependent on their mothers when they breastfeed!
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safirefire · 1 year
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The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes Spoilers
Snow about Lucy Gray:
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Me:
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Caitlyn: How did you get in my house? Did you kick in my backdoor?
Jinx: Kicked? Yes. Kicked in? No. That thing is sturdy. The same could not be said about your window. Definite security risk there.
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ricketycr1cks · 1 year
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There is no reason two people ever need to be this close
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rainbowrocketquotes · 12 days
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(When Lusamine officially joins/joined Rainbow Rocket)
Lysandre and Lusamine: *Rambling on about beauty and their own*
Cyrus: Holy shit, there’s two of them.
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incorrectfmaquotes · 4 months
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Pinako: How did this happen? Al, now a suit of armor and holding Ed, who has two less limbs than he had originally: How does anything happen? Move past it.
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Leo: Can I give you some advice?
Raph: Absolutely not.
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derogatorydennis · 3 months
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dennis reynolds in every* episode of it's always sunny in philadelphia 3/?
↳ 2.7 || The Gang Exploits a Miracle
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