#source: kuwtk

[thischerik]

Charles: Hank needs us right now.

Erik: I think an email would be sufficient.

#or a carrier pigeon even #erik hates hank hates erik hates hank #yes that is my tag for them fr #thischerik #source: kuwtk #im almost done with the tiktok slide !! #one more #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #xmen #incorrect x men quotes #cherik #x-men #incorrect cherik quotes #magneto #professor x #hank mccoy #marvel #xmcu

[incorrect-malfoys]

Narcissa: Bellatrix, you look like such a lady today

Bellatrix: Really? I was trying to be a whore

#incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #narcissa malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #source: kuwtk #HP Fandom

[maidenofthecloud]

Imagine that's how his interactions were like

Erlang shen: I fucking hate Wukong, truly hate that Monkey

Nezha, fully knowing what's gonna happen next: I agree, I don't think he's trying enough

Erlang shen, doing his best not to burst into tears on sight: If you know how he feels then why would you say that?! You're putting him in such an uncomfortable situation, you KNOW he's not happy you KNOW that he's trying-

#lego monkie kid #lmk erlang shen #lmk nezha #lmk sun wukong #lmk monkey king #source: kuwtk

[von-bitch]

lest we forget

#pink aesthetic #2000s aesthetic #y2k #mcblingera #2000s #kim kardashian #kkw #kim kardashain west #kim kardashion hollywood #kkw body #kkwbeauty #kuwtk #source: kuwtk #kylie kardashian #kardashian family #calabasas #dash

[pathetic-dreamy]

Paul: Louis, you have to think about what you're asking for because money doesn't grow on trees.

Louis: Yes, it does, it's paper.

#one direction #incorrect 1d #incorrect 1d quotes #louis tomlinson #paul higgins #source: kuwtk

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: A friend of mine-

Donnie: You have friends?

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: kuwtk #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #donatello #casey jones

[wehatepaparazzi]

KIM & KHLOE

#kim kardashian #khloe kardashian #kardashians #the kardashians #kuwtk #source: kuwtk

[lucien-calore]

dorian: this is the land of your people!

chaol: this is not “the land”, this is anielle

#using kuwtk quotes as chaorian is free therapy atp #chaol westfall #dorian havilliard #chaorian #chaol x dorian #dorian x chaol #chaol westfall x dorian havilliard #dorian havilliard x chaol westfall #throne of glass #tog #incorrect tog quotes #kuwtk #source: kuwtk

[tschaggi]

#kim kardashian #kuwtk gif #source: kuwtk #king kylie #illustration #airbrush #3dtumblr #3d art #blender #y2k #y2k aesthetic #computer game #playstation #kylie jenner #kardashiansisters #kim kardashain west

[bdgainoffers]

Inno Gialuron - Kuwait

Inno Gialuron - Kuwait

هنادي أبو المجد: أبدو أجمل وأنا أبلغ 52 عامًا مقارنة عندما كنت أبلغ 30 عامًا بدون جراحة تجميل أو بوتوكس!

أريد أن أخبركم عن قصة تجديد شبابي. ربما سيكون مفيدًا للنساء الأخريات اللواتي بعد بلوغ 50 عامًا يرغبن في أن يبدين جميلات وجذابات. إن طريقتي طريقة جيدة للغاية، فهو فعالة ورخيصة ولا تحتاج إلى الكثير من الوقت لتنفيذها.

دعوني أخبركم قليلاً عني

اسمي خلود وأعيش في بلدة بالقرب من الصالحية. أنا مدرسةة وأم لابنتين وأعيش حياة طبيعية وعادية.

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#kuwtk #kuwei yul bo #inno gialuron #crema inno gialuron #source: kuwtk #kuwait pcc #kuwait

[scorpionwins]

Jason: I fucking hate Bruce, truly hate that bitch

Dick, fully knowing what's gonna happen next: I agree, I don't think he's trying enough

Jason, doing his best not to burst into tears on sight: If you know how he feels then why would you say that?! You're putting him in such an uncomfortable situation, you KNOW he's not happy you KNOW that he's trying-

#your honor hes a crybaby bitch #not riverdale #sometimes i feel a lot for dc #dc #batman #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #incorrect quotes #source: kuwtk #text post

[thischerik]

Erik: Did you guys know I'm the most Googled person this week?

Raven: That's because he Googles himself.

Charles: No it’s because he terrorising people in the park again.

#the first two lines are from keeping up with the kardashians ajdhjd #I only know bc I keep getting tiktok slideshows #they’re a goldmine for these acc #I don’t think this’ll be the last time you guys see them #thischerik #cherik #x-men #incorrect x men quotes #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #xmen #incorrect cherik quotes #raven darkholme #mention #source: KUWTK #mystique #marvel #xmcu

[incorrect-malfoys]

Narcissa: So I took a pregnancy test, and I might be pregnant

Lucius: There’s a ‘might’ symbol?

#incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #narcissa malfoy #lucius malfoy #source: kuwtk #lucissa #HP Fandom

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A, crying: My diamond earring came off in the ocean and it’s gone.

Person B: A, there’s people that are dying.

#source: keeping up with the kardashians #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes ideas #incorrect quotes prompts #source: kuwtk

[ladykinrannoch]

How could that reality show get classified as a documentary when there are so many proven lies in it?If anything it is a delusional love letter from Markle to herself.Netflix certainly got Markled.

Thanks for the ask.

Oh boy, I agree. I have never watched such utter rubbish. Except maybe that one time I watched a single episode of KUWTK. Once was enough.

And the way the lies came so smoothly and easily.... perhaps it is different for the uninitiated non-Tumblr folk who haven't seen and watched quite so closely over the last few years and kept receipts of all the things she has done, By contrast, we know immediately when she tries to plaster over something with a lie, because we remember it so clearly. And the Anon's are really good at crowd-sourcing information, and they are everywhere, and can find things out. Whereas ordinary people probably take it all at face value. I have a couple of friends who totally loved it and fell for the love story and the big bad BRF. I haven't got the energy to try to open their eyes, but I feel sorry for them and the disappointment they will feel when all the lies get exposed. They will feel so betrayed, so duped.

Regarding NF itself, I think that they probably never got to see rushes probably under the guise of the Harkles didn't want the contents to leak. So NF had to take their word for it that it was a good show, explosive and all that. This is probably also why there was so little advance notice to the airing date, and the rushed out trailers. I think the NF executives watched it in horror with the rest of us and thought "what the hell?" Is this what they call a documentary? No wonder the CEO of Archewell quit just before it dropped, she wanted to get the hell out of there before the proverbial shit hit the fan. And the director must be hanging her head in shame.... look I suppose she did the best she could with footage filmed by Doria and Markus. But I can imagine, it is not her best work.

One good thing about this is that the UK parliament has woken up to the fact that the American streaming services are largely a new means to distribute propaganda and that they are NOT REGULATED like national licensed broadcasters. So the new laws that mean they are subject to Ofcom will be a step in the right direction. Now that is not to say that there are not great shows on these streaming services or that every documentary is a load of horseshit, no, there are some great documentaries. I am currently enjoying the Apocolypse based on Graham Hancock's Fingerprints of the Gods, and not enjoying the fantasy-documentary on Anne Boleyn with the modern music and hammy acting/dramatisation of events, with the overly excited commentary by "historians"... perhaps that should by hystorians?

Like most things in life discernment in what to choose to watch or believe is what separates the dull and thick as a planks, from the intelligent and informed. Everyone needs to choose their lane, but for heavens sake don't get offended when the intelligent and informed roll their eyes at your idiotic statements, if you happen to be in the thick as a plank lane.

Thankfully you appear to be in the intelligent and informed lane.

#royal commentary #british royal family #Harkles

[stcrsabcve]

(—) ★ spotted!! CATHERINE "ROCKY" KENNEDY on the cover of this week’s most recent tabloid! many say that the 26 year old looks like WALLIS DAY, but i don’t really see it. while  the F1 DRIVER is known for being CONFIDENT my inside sources say that they have a tendency to be A PERFECTIONIST i swear, every time i think of them, i hear the song I’M GOOD (BLUE) BY DAVID GUETTA AND BEBE REXHA {she/they / ciswoman} 

Name: Catherine "Rocky" Kennedy Nicknames: Rocky, Cat (usually reserved for family or close loved ones)Age: 26 Height: 5'8" Gender: ciswoman Marital Status: unmarried Sexuality: Lesbian Mother: Kathy Kennedy Father: Jonathan Kennedy Siblings: Jordana Kennedy (41) Lydia Kennedy (39) Mackenzie Kennedy-Holder (33), Jonathan "Johnny" Kennedy (28) Frankie Kennedy (23-24) Extended family: Micah Kennedy (22, Nephew) Madeline Kennedy (21, Niece)

it was obvious early on that Catherine was going to share more than just her name with her mother. Baby photos of the pair shared all over showing the fact that Katherine Kennedy gave birth to a mini version of herself.

Much to Kathy's dislike their name and looks were where the similarities stopped. From a young age Kathy had tried to get her into modelling, and young Catherine showed no interest. She always showed far more interest in chasing her older siblings around and getting herself into trouble (the family laundry was considerably larger for a long time and it hadn't had anything to do with the youngest Kennedy's birth)

Age 3 Catherine earned her nickname "Rocky." She had been playing nicely with a young boy at an event the family attended. The Kennedy parents paid no attention to it until a loud 'Thwack!' was heard and the boy began crying. No one heard exactly what was said but 3-year-old Catherine insisted that the right hook she delivered to the boy's face was justified. Jonathan had simply scooped her up, placed a gentle kiss to her right hand and said "Well, aren't you my little Rocky" The name has stuck ever since

Quick Fire Facts (Because brain no longer wants to paragraph?)

Discovered her love of racing around age 10 when her father was invited to spend a weekend at a NASCAR race in promotion for Keeping Up With The Kennedys. He let her have the hot lap they offered and that was that. No more ballet or modelling for her, she only wanted to race.

She had a natural talent for racing but having the money and connections from her parents really helped push her career forward.

2020 she was signed as a back-up driver for mercedes f1 team. At the beginning of 2023 she made headlines by breaking her contract to jump ship to ferrari to race as their main driver. Mercedes was convinced she'd stay with them for longer out of loyalty despite Ferrari offering a better deal. Clearly Mercedes forgot what her last name is.

Is the Kennedy gremlin child. Doesn't mind getting her hands dirty, works on her own cars. Loves stirring Johnny up with as many dirty rags as possible

Loves to party. Will take any excuse to go clubbing. Has been caught DUI twice but Kathy has seen to it that TMZ never got their hands on that.

Has an on and off again girlfriend. She's pretty sure she loves her but she can't commit to the same racing suit let alone a relationship

Never really had much of a problem with the cameras from KUWTKs following her around. She never knew any different and it works in her favour. She is more likely to be sponsered and get adversiting deals as she was already famous before racking.

Wanted Connections The besties 0/?:

I imagine this person(s) is very good at matching Rocky's chaotic style energy. Someone she can go to and party with but also someone she can cuddle with on the couch and watch TV with

On and off again girlfriend 0/1:

(—) ★ CATHERINE KENNEDY {wallis day} would like to see their ON AND OFF AGAIN GIRLFRIEND. they should be 24 TO 30 years old and some fc suggestions are SOPHIE SKELTON, JESSICA PARKER KENNEDY, ABIGAIL COWEN, UTP . Their relationship is amazing when it’s going well and a true dumpster fire when it’s not. Rhea travels the world a lot during F1 season and spends a lot of time at the track it’s UTP how this affects their relationship. Rhea has given up counting how many times they’ve split up but continues to come back to her every single time. Everything else is utp and plotting. .

Current and Past Flings 0/?: what it says on the tin really!

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#hillzintro #hi im doing a sleep probably but still message me for plots and i'll get to them asap! #this has been scheduled so people can read it even if I'm not awake :D