#source: legally blonde

[ede917]

Vaggie: You are so beautiful.

Charlie: It's only because I'm so in love.

Vaggie: No It's because I'm so in love with you.

Hazbins: Jesus fucking Christ kill us now!

Adam: This fight was cute and all but it's time to die!

Lucifer: Hey Adam, hi. Lucifer Morningstar, Charlie's father. Say can you do me a favor? You see that hotel there? *proceeds to absolutely fucking DOMINATE*

Lute: Wait. Give me a minute with her, I've got an idea.

Adam: The floor is yours.

Lute: So Miss Vagatha-

Vaggie: Not my name.

Lute: This alleged affair with the Younger Seraphim has been going on for how long now?

Vaggie: Two years.

Lute: And her name is?

Vaggie: Emily.

Lute: And your girlfriend's name is?

Vaggie: Charlie.

*GASPS*

Vaggie: *choking* I'm sorry I misheard you I thought you said best friend.

Vaggie: *clears throat* Charlie is my best friend.

Charlie: Bastard! You lying bastard! That's it! I'm not covering for you anymore! Peoples! I have a big announcement! This woman is Gay And Salvadorian!

*CHEERS*

Sera watching all this from the Judges seat: What in Heaven's name is happening right now?!

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #adam #lucifer morningstar #lute #sera #emily #chaggie #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect quotes #source: revenge of the sith #source: family guy #source: legally blonde

[hawkinsincorrect]

Steve: I can't believe you just called me a butthead. I don't think anybody has called me a butthead since the 8th grade.

Nancy: Maybe not to your face.

#incorrect quotes #stranger things #source: legally blonde #steve harrington #nancy wheeler #stancy #steve x nancy

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Lydia: Are you one of my lawyers? Allison: Sort of. Lydia: Well thank God one of you has a brain.

#teen wolf #allydia #lydia martin #holland roden #allison argent #crystal reed #source: legally blonde

[incorrect-malfoys]

Lucius: Wait, you got into the Death Eaters?

Bellatrix: What, like it's hard?

#incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #lucius malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #source: legally blonde #bellatrix and lucius are frenemies #HP Fandom

[laughing-moonlight]

Klavier: Kristoph, if you really didn't do this, then I need your alibi. I pulled a lot of strings to be able to defend you in this trial

Kristoph: *sighs* On the day of Vic Tem's murder....I...

Klavier: Go on...?

Kristoph: I...I was... *incoherent whispering*

Klavier: What?

Kristoph: ...I was getting... *louder incoherent whispering*

Klavier: Huh?

Kristoph: LIPOSUCTION!

Klavier: *gasp of complete horror*

Kristoph: *hysterical* OH GOD!

Klavier: NO?!

Kristoph: I know, I'm a fraud! But it's not like normal men can have this ass!

Kristoph: I've already ruined my reputation! ...My looks are all I have left

Klavier: ...Your secrets safe with me, Bruder

#kristoph gavin #klavier gavin #gavin brothers #ajaa #aj trilogy #apollo justice ace attorney #ace attorney apollo justice #source: legally blonde #legally blonde #ace attorney headcanon #ace attorney #incorrect ace attorney quotes #the gavinners #this is canon

[fansiesmemes]

Jack: You got into Brooklyn?

Race: What, like it’s hard?

#newsies #newsies incorrect quotes #newsies memes #newsies live #jack kelly #racetrack higgins #source: legally blonde

[incorrectteenwolfcaptionsold]

Derek: "I can't believe you just called me a butt-head. I mean, no one's called me a butt-head since about the ninth grade."

Stiles: "Maybe not to your face."

#teen wolf #source: legally blonde #sterek #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #stiles stilinski #mieczyslaw stiles stilinski #dylan o'brien #dylan obrien

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Luzian: I dont have a key, i’m not allowed one . . .

Luzian: swallow the key one time and suddenly you’re the weird key swallower who cant be trusted!

#source: legally blonde #ember knight #the ember knight #incorrect ember knight #incorrect quotes #luzian

[incorrectnctwords]

Mark: You got into SM Entertainment?

Donghyuck: What, like it's hard?

#source: legally blonde #incorrect nct quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #mark lee #lee donghyuck

[pinkestpeony]

Cardan: I saw it in Vogue a year ago, so if you’re trying to sell it to me for full price, you picked the wrong faerie.

#incorrect jurdan quotes #jude x cardan #jude duarte #jurdan #cardan greenbriar #incorrect folk of the air #the queen of nothing #the wicked king #the cruel prince #the folk of the air #incorrect cruel prince quotes #incorrect tfota #incorrect cruel prince #incorrect tfota quotes #tcp #twk #tqon #source: legally blonde

[i-only-see-daylight]

Lucien, about Rhys: He's 500-years older than you. That doesn't look so good to a jury.

Feyre: Then show them a picture of his dick. That might clear a few things up.

#Rhys: 😏😏 #source: legally blonde #a court of thorns and roses #a court of mist and fury #a court of wings and ruin #a court of frost and starlight #a court of silver flames #feyre cursebreaker #feyre acotar #feyre x rhysand #feysand #rhysand #feyre archeron #feyre and rhysand #rhysand x feyre #rhysand acotar #rhysand archeron #lucien vanserra

[ladymiraclewings]

Ladybug: [examining paper] It's pink. Ladybug: [sniffs paper] And it's scented. Pigella: I think it gives it something a little extra.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ladybug #pigella #source: legally blonde

[hawkinsincorrect]

Robin, to Steve: So what's this Jonathan got that you don't? Three tits?!

#incorrect quotes #stranger things #source: legally blonde #robin buckley #platonic stobin #stancy

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Everett: Hey, well, don't you look like a walking felony. Harlan: Thanks, you're so sweet.

#wolf pack #everett lang #armani jackson #harlan briggs #tyler lawrence gray #source: legally blonde

[drei-satzzeichen]

Cotta: You caught Victor Hugenay?

Justus: What, like it's hard?

#source: legally blonde #die drei fragezeichen #die drei ??? #cotta #justus jonas #incorrect quotes #english

[merlinsbbeard]

Remus to James: I'm taking the dog, dumbass!

#source: legally blonde #wolfstar #remus lupin #james potter #sirius black #padfoot #prongs #moony #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #funny #harry potter