Impulse: Please tell me you haven't been experimenting with suspicious soup recipes again.
Pearl: I only paralyzed you for a week, Impulse. You need to let that go.
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Scott: we can have our nervous breakdowns later. everyone get it together!
Stiles: fine, but when we do get to have our nervous breakdowns, i go first
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Tim: next we will be needing some kind of silly catchphrase
Dick: bat-family assemble!
Jason: i think that might be trademarked, dick
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Chernabog!Yuu: I was a god once. I found it beneath me.
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I know you're here, Tommy, you big fucking nerd. Where's my goddamn money?
--Hayley, calling in on Tommy at his base because he ate fourteen muffins at her café and maxed out his tab.
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Alva: How are you gonna stop this nutjob, Kotallo?
Kotallo: Well, to thwart a menace of this magnitude requires a very sophisticated and specialized crime-fighting technique.
Kotallo: [Kicks rebel]
Alva: Oh... You were being sarcastic.
Kotallo: Yes. Yes I was.
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Y/N: You okay?
Natasha: Yeah. You?
Y/N, thinking: Say something cool. Say something cool.
Y/N: Yeah.
Y/N, thinking: Nailed it!
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[Bludhaven apartment]
Tim, brushing his teeth: Good morning.
Dick: When did you get here?
Tim: I spent the night.
Dick: But I remember you saying you were going home last night.
Tim: Yeah, but then on my way out I tripped and fell down the stairs.
Dick: Oh my God, were you hurt?
Tim: Nah, I just didn't feel like getting up so I slept on the floor.
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Y'ALL NEED TO SEE THIS PANEL
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Tony: Peter is taking some antibiotics and one of the possible side effects is 'hyperactivity'.
Tony: Please pray for me during this difficult time.
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Mikey: Sit down, kid.
Casey: I’m older than you.
Mikey: Only in years.
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10: we can have our nervous breakdowns later. everyone get it together!
Mickey: fine, but when we do get to have our nervous breakdowns, i go first
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Nightcrawler: Wait… you believe me?
Wolverine: Bub, you’re one of the few decent people in the world. I’d believe you if you said cartoon birds brushed your hair this morning.
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marvel DP
Tony was walking around the Expo, kind of bored of it.
As he saw a young boy working on something, it looked like an energy source. And he put his hand out and read about the Patent the boy seemed to have written.
It had a few errors, but with his young age, it was normal. He would have Jarvis and Pepper look over it later, so the boy isn't ripped off and cheated of his idea and money.
Tony found something interesting, and this will be a joy for him.
Danny, who was happy to have finished building the Fenton energy source from his memories, took a bit to fix it so that it used the Air and Wind in a room. It was weaker than what his parents created, but still very effective.
He could get money from it as he would like more pocket Money.
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Deadpool: Eddie and Venom are getting married after knowing each other only for three months? Never gonna last.
Spiderman: I can't believe you're saying that.
Deadpool: It's not enough time, people should live together for at least twenty years first.
Spiderman: What? Twenty years?
Deadpool: Okay, but three months? They haven't been in a fight yet, and if they were, it was cute. They haven't even smelled each other's farts, they're still holding them in.
Spiderman: You farted on our second date.
Deadpool: Because I knew you were the one.
Spiderman: Sitting on my lap, just for the record.
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