Sadayo: I tried to break up a fight and one of ‘em … stabbed me in the leg … with either an Epipen … or one of those pens that has five colors. Either way, my heart is racing.
Charizard Gary, pulling up in car with Dewott Misty and Golem Brock to Ninetales Gabriel: Get in loser, we’re going shopping
Kaito about saguru: and I was like, why are you so obsessed with me?
Saguru: you are litterary Japan’s Nr. 1 Criminal
Ren: Sometimes I feel like an iPhone without a case.
Ren: Like, I know I’m worth a lot, and I have a lot of good functions, but at any time I could just shatter.
Taeyong: I’m not like a regular dad. I’m a cool dad Right, Jisung?
Jisung: Please stop talking.
Gil: I spend about 80% of my time talking about The Charlie Chicken Show, and the other 20% of my time, I’m praying someone else brings it up so I can talk about it more. I can hear people getting bored with me, but I can’t stop. It just keeps coming up like word vomit.
Chen: If you’re a Re-Gene, why aren’t you blue?
Ortega: Oh my god Chen you can’t just ask people why they’re not blue
I’m so sorry but I had to
Janus: God, see? At least me and Remus know we’re mean, you try to act like you’re so innocent! Like, “oh, I used to live in Africa with all the little birdies and the little monkeys!”
Virgil: You know what? It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me or something!
Remus: Oh no he did not!
Janus: See? That is the thing with you light sides, you think that everybody is in love with you, when actually everybody hates you! You got accepted by Thomas, and guess what, they still don’t like you! So why are you still messing around with them Virgil? I’ll tell you why, because you are a mean side. You’re a BITCH!
Fluidman to his producer, probably: Stop trying to make the Pussycat Walk happen! It’s not gonna happen!
Katharine of Aragon: Why are you Queen?
Anne Boleyn: Oh my god Katharine, you can’t just ask people why they’re queen.