#source: my dad

[ultimate-spiderman-stuff]

Coulson: should I turn the TV on?

Fury: yeah sure,let's find out what's going on in this horrible world of muppets

#nick fury #phil coulson #agent coulson #ultimate spiderman #usm #incorrect quotes #source: my dad

[abubblingcandle]

Today's fun in the Candle household

Went on a nice walk to brunch with my dad.

Topic of conversation - who my Dad thinks was the favourite and who actually won each men's football world cup since 1966

The things about football this man remembers truly astounds me on a regular basis. In an hour long walk he ran through every world cup since 1966, who hosted, who was the favourite, who won, his opinion on the tournament and any major controversies

Did I need to know that Brazil and France should have been the final in the 1982 World Cup? No. But I do know now.

#apparently the only tournament where the favourite team won was France 1998 #source: my dad #football #personal stuff #if you want to know more about the controversy surrounding why France were not in the 1982 final #google 1982 world cup Schumacher tackle #it's a doozy

[wretchedvulgarian]

Grushenka, doing dishes: Stay out of my way while I’m doing this 😤😡

Mitya: You’re like a Cinderella who gets to beat people up

#fyodor dostoevsky #the brothers karamazov #dmitri karamazov #mitya could also be replaced in this by rakhitin or perhaps katya #grushenka #incorrect literature quotes #source: my dad #I’m just saying if he wants me to do the dishes he should quit getting in my space

[lightofthemoonglow]

I never saw the lore in the original Candyman trilogy as being inconsistent, at least in the first two. The whole franchise is about the power of myth. So the version of Candyman we first meet is an example of that, hence the 70s pimp coat. Someone gave that to him at some point down the line and that version is what everyone in the movie knows.

As for why he's from Cabrini Green but then New Orleans? Same logic as the coat. Someone that passed on the story changed the location to make it scarier for their audience that lived in the area. Maybe they heard it while visiting New Orleans or whoever changed that detail was a New Orleans transplant.

#candyman #people do move away from new Orleans #source: my dad #also I'm writing this while super stoned and on sleep assistant meds

[chitaayakuqing]

Kuruk: Happy all-whatevers day—saints, souls, souls, something.

#incorrect quotes #atla #kuruk #source: my dad

[corvidshipping]

i love eddie so so so so so much but these headcanons abt him having soft hands. have you ever in your life met a guitarist. bud their callouses have callouses. on their fingertips. on the soft part of their palm right under their fingers. on the part right where their thumb connects. it’s even worse if they finger strum instead of using a pick. my guy could do 2 hand peels a day complete w a go-over w a pumice stone and by the end of the day his callouses would probably be back. that is just what playing a stringed instrument does to you.

#paperheart.txt #source: my dad #s: roll for relationship

[halewynslady]

To be or not to be!

That is the question!

Is he in heaven or is he in hell?

That damned illussive Pimpernel!

#source: my dad #don’t worry mam said he does not know the words #and then he delivered this gem

[jedi-starbird]

fellas. fellas. listen. qui-gon does express affection towards obi-wan, he just does it in the divorced dad way.

that's his love language, despite never having been married, divorced or had a kid.

#having to be reminded the child need to be fed clothed and watered cause he survives off just tea? yeah. divorced dad behaviour. #no idea how to say i love you so just hands the child random trinkets (rocks) #forgetting how old the kid is and accidentally exposing them to or taking them along on adventures that they're definitely too young for #i do think obi wan mentions he likes one food when he's 13 and that's all qui gon feeds him forever #trust me i am the leading source on this my father has been divorced THREE TIMES #qui gon jinn #qui gon and obi wan #obi wan kenobi #star wars

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

okay so steph is definitely a music purist?

we can all agree on that right? like she's a 'said she was born in the wrong generation in middle school' fleetwood mac, david bowie, the mamas & the papas, niche modern indie artists and also chappell roan kind of music listener. obviously. but.... i dont think we've really considered pete's music taste?

pete, who is a science, left-brained kind of kid, so he probably does not actively go out to look for music and is instead just provided music by the people around him?

pete whose older brother is theodore spankoffski and so his earliest and most fond and nostalgic music influences from his childhood would have come directly from ted's cd collection???

basically what im saying is peter spankoffski has the most trashy, early 00's ke$ha, black eyed peas my humps era, all american rejects ass music taste in the world

that boy had bowling for soup's 1985 memorized at age four, his guilty pleasure music is hollywood undead's everywhere i go, ted did his first decent person move in years when pete came out as trans as a kid and stopped listening to grow a pear by ke$ha and pete forcibly made him play it because it's a bop

and then his only friends are a weeb and a theatre kid.

steph gives him the aux cord on a date to be nice, as a sign of trust, and is blasted in the face with the most uncurated mess of j-pop, sondheim, weezer, and like... owl city's fireflies and that's just a fact

#I must clarify this isn’t a dig at any of these songs they all fuck #my source is im a youngest child with a decently older brother and all of my nostalgic music is literally this #my mom had to force my brother to limit what songs he played around me because I was six years old and started saying the word hoe a lot #peter spankoffski #also my hc is Pete is teds full brother so their parents are just Old and Pete stood NO chance #he grew up around Dickhead Era Ted and a dad who forced him to name classic rock bands when they came on the radio #and also my source is my music taste is also the peoples around me because im bad at finding music #nerdy prudes must die #stephanie lauter #starkid #lautski #he also probably really likes train

[greenapplebling]

*through the Robins group chat*

Jason: what tHE FUCK DID I JUST SAW

Tim: Jason it's 4am

Tim: it better be important

Jason: stfu timmy I'm going through something

Jason: is the mansion haunted???

Tim: what

Jason: I was half asleep and then?? A big shadow was towering over me??

Jason: and don't tell me it was a dream bc I heard the door closing

Damian: It was father

Tim: oh yeah, he does that sometimes

Jason: excuse me what

Jason: why is the old bat watching me sleep???

Tim: he wasn't, it's winter

Jason: and??

Tim: he probably wasn't able to sleep, so he was making sure we're all warm so we don't catch a cold

Damian: He just left my room

Jason: damn, the older he gets the crazier...

Dick, reading all the messages in the morning: what the heck

Dick: so the winter fairy isn't real :c??

#batfam incorrect quotes #batfamily #batdad #batkids #source: my family #incorrect quotes #batman #dc #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #dick grayson #nightwing #dad bruce #bruce wayne

[ultimate-spiderman-stuff]

Peter:Did you miss me? Fuck, of course you miss me, Even I miss me.

#peter parker #spiderman #ultimate spiderman #usm #incorrect quotes #source: my dad

[alien-slushie]

All For One: Okay Seriously, how many Heros do I have to fight?!

All Might: Oh I'm the only one that matters. You messed with my successor and now I'm going to f*ck you!

All For One: ...

Deku: ...

Eraserhead: ....

Endeavor: ...

Nezu: ....

Present Mic: 🤨

Midnight: Well this just got interesting!

Deku, quietly: Its "F*ck you up", All Might.

All Might: Wait, what did I say?

#source: hazbin hotel #incorrect my hero academia quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect boku no hero academia quotes #incorrect mha quotes #midoriya izuku #deku #all for one #all might #eraserhead #nezu #present mic #yamada hizashi #midnight #nemuri kayama #this is cannon and there is literally nothing anyone can tell me that would convince me otherwise #dad might

[dashflashy-arts]

What if the spy dads met 🤔

#crossover mall au #they meet there for chaotic purposes #aLSO THIS TOOK SO MANY DAYS SO IM TAGGING IT As #dash drawing #dash drawings #my current source of drawing is wearing me down skill-wise uuughhhh #anyways- tagging time #crossover #tf2 spy #tf2 scout #dad!spy #team fortress 2 #spy x family #loid forger #anya forger #tf2 pyro #tw smoking #i cant believe i forgot to tag that!!!!!!!

[reigningmax]

Max doing what he does best (interacting with kids) before the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix 2023

#my post #max verstappen #dad max #i will be crying thanks ! #will source this later :) #HE'S SO SWEET IWTH THEM #HE LOVES KIDS #HE WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE A PAPA #CAUSE HE'S SO DAMN *GOOD* #ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN TO PAY ATTENTION TO THEM #GIVE THEM TIME #GIVE THEM ENCOURAGEMENT #GOD!!!!!!

[writerswho]

All For One: Did you ever wonder what happened with your father?

Midoriya: Nah.

All For One:

Midoriya: I mean, why care about a deadbeat?

All For One, holding back tears: W-well, suppose for a second that you did wonder-

#source: twitter #incorrect bnha quotes #bnha #midoriya izuku #all for one #dad for one #hey since you're here could you please share my pined post please

[mildew-dread-mold]

“kaz is wylan’s dad” incorrect. kaz is wylan’s much-older brother. i’m talking like siblings a decade apart. that’s the vibe. at the beginning of the series he basically has wylan wrapped around his finger and wylan mimics and learns from him. by the end wylan is selling kaz a boat to get a girlfriend and discouraging him from doing dumb shit. this is a highly specific sibling relationship, not a father son relationship.

#source: this is what my dad and his brother (9 years his senior) are like #soc #six of crows #ck #crooked kingdom #kaz brekker #wylan van eck #wylan hendricks #shadow and bone #sab