#source: myself

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Stiles: It's suck session Sunday! Scott: Oh, cool, I didn't know you watched Succession! Stiles: What are you talking about? I mean I'm going over to Derek's place tonight.

#teen wolf #stiles stilinski #derek hale #scott mccall #sterek #teen wolf incorrect quotes #incorrect teen wolf quotes #source: myself

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

Peng: Looks like the coward has come to die!

Macaque: I know, but don’t you think it seems kind of counterintuitive to call yourself a coward?

Peng: *Stutters in frustration* 

Macaque: *grinning like a maniac*

#lmk peng #lmk golden winged peng #lmk golden winged eagle #golden winged peng #lmk six eared macaque #lmk macaque #lego monkie kid #lmk incorrect quotes #lego monkie kid incorrect quotes #lmk #lmk season 4 #Source: myself

[juiles]

Y/N: *part of the new gen of avengers* i’ve decided i am a gremlin in the shape of a human that lives off spite and pettiness.

Clint: *spits out coffee*

Wanda: *visibly concerned*

Natasha: wha- I-

Peter: mood

Yelena: accurate.

Kate: i feel that.

Tony: *full on confused* what the HELL just happened?!

#source: myself #this is how i identify #mcu imagine #mcu incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect avengers #incorrect avengers quotes #avengers incorrect quotes #avengers imagine #avengers incorrect scenarios #marvel imagine #marvel #the avengers #wanda maximoff incorrect quotes #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #tony stark incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes #peter parker incorrect quotes #clint barton incorrect quotes

[eros-ghoulette]

Eating ice cream

Swiss: Hazelnut tastes awfully bitter Aether: Aether: Swiss: extremely shocked That's walnut!!!!

#source: myself #ghost band #the band ghost #aether ghoul #swiss ghoul #shitghosting #i don't like walnuts and was not happy about the taste

[mesmerize-the-mayhem]

Klaus: people are like trash cans...

Five: ?

Klaus: you stomp on their feet and their mouths opens...

Five: *sigh*

Klaus: oh, you don't believe me? LUTHER!

Luther: *comes in* what?

Klaus: *stomp on his feet*

Luther: *open mouth to yell*

Klaus: see?

Five: I see what you meant... *chuckle, eye roll* idiots.

#klaus hargreeves incorrect quote #klaus hargreeves #Klaus hargreeves tua #five hargreeves #five hargreeves incorrect quotes #luther hargreeves #Luther hargreeves incorrect quotes #Tua #tua incorrect quotes #Tua quotes #the umbrella academy incorrect quote #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #umbrella academy incorrect quote #Funny #Source: myself

[midnights-dragon]

every trans person watching Nimona whispered “god I wish that was me” when they were on screen at least once

#source: myself #nimona #nimona netflix #netflix nimona #transgender #trans #nimona comic

[beingcocoa]

Bad writer lol

Scout pouring bleach while crying: Spy: Wtf?! Why are you doing idiot?! Scout puts the bleach down and turns to Spy: I was searching for Medic cuz I broke a rib and when I enter that room there was Medic and Heavy fucking! Spy: So what did you do? Scout: I just ran away Spy: That's gotta be traumatizing Scout takes a sip of bleach: yeah....

#Tf2 #team fortress two #team fortress 2 #tf2 scout #scout #scout tf2 #spy #spy team fortress 2 #spy tf2 #tf2 spy #team fortress spy #tf2 medic x heavy #heavy x medic #heavymedic #fry's quotes #Source: myself

[ryla-starc]

At the carnival

Finney: *Watching Y/N run around in a panic looking for Gwen* Desperate times call for desperate measures

Finney: *Cups hands over his mouth and shouts really loud* Y/N L/N IS A TERRIBLE SIBLING

Robin: *Disintegrates out of no where* WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!?

Finney:

Y/N *Stops mid-searching* Languag—

Griffin: *Pops out behind Robin* WHO HAS CHOSEN DEATH!?

Y/N: Griffin no—

Gwen: *Pops out from behind Griffin holding a snow cone* GRIFFIN YES

#source: myself #incorrect quotes #the black phone #finney blake #robin arellano #Gwen Blake #no wonder there aren’t any platonic x readers because they’re too powerful #Griffin stagg #griffin the black phone #Griffin the menace #reader collects parentless children like Pokémon cards

[sleepingin-cemeteries]

Batfam as things my friends have said part 2

part 1 here

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Tim: Fuck you

Steph: Ah, no thank you. According to costar astrology we are not compatable in the category of sex and aggression

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Random things written on a whiteboard in the batcave:

“independence. # girlboss”  “know your place in the social hierarchy” “bird=temptation”

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Tim about Lex Luthor: That man looks like a golf ball

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Dick: Can I be handcuffed?

Babs: No because you make it weird and horny

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Dick: Did I airdrop you a really hot photo of myself earlier?

Jason: You airdropped me a photo of yourself

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Gothamites about Bruce Wayne: Everyone deserves at least one comfort capitalist

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Steph: I don’t mind misogyny and cisnormativity when they benefit me

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Damian: Is this a nature documentary or slam poetry?

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Dick: Tell me a secret

Jason: I don’t actually have a gun kink

Dick: That’s not a secret, that’s just an objectively untrue fact

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Bruce Wayne in an interview at some point: Have I ever woken up next to a random man? Yes, I have

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Jason: Your ass is out

Dick: Why are you looking at my ass?

Jason: It’s like a mountaintop. It’s all out there

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Tim: My presense can be a gift...No it’s not. It’s a burden

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Jason: That’s like a sports car dropped out of college, got addicted to drugs, and ran away from their rehab facility

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Steph: Cass, I know this is a big ask but can you pass me the stencils?

Cass: *aggressively shakes head*

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Duke: It’s my emotional support incorrect Flash symbol

#i have more lmk if you want more #source: my friends #Source: myself #incorrect batfamily quotes #Tim Drake #Jason Todd #dick grayson #Stephanie Brown #barbara gordon #bruce wayne #batman #duke thomas #cassandra cain #Damian Wayne #gothamites #incorrect quotes #incorrect batboys quotes #not shipping

[nolongeronlyhereforthewhispangle]

Tangle: Hey Lanny, you have a crush on Barry or something? Lanolin, obviously flustered: Um... no… why do you, uh…, ask? Tangle: Your reaction to that question is exactly why I asked.

#sonic ships #barry the quokka #sonic idw #lanolin the sheep #barrolin #crackship #tangle the lemur #yes I know this isn’t funny #incorrect quotes #source: myself

[kupofdoodles]

how to tell if a writer loves a character

1. they giv the character lots of headcanons

2. they project onto the character a lot

3. they give character a f💥k ton of angst

#source: myself #and recognizing the patterns with the ppl here #doodler ramblings

[blueohs]

Jisung: drunk words are sober thoughts

Chan: you literally yelled "IDENTITY THEFT IS A CRIME, I KNOW YOU'RE AN IMPOSTOR" at our kitchen sponge yesterday because it's round and you thought it was trying to copy SpongeBob SquarePants...

Chan: if these are your everyday thoughts, I'd be a little worried...

#skz incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop #incorrect 3racha #i'm bored #don't ask #source: myself

[victorious-incorrect-quotes]

Tori: I could have my Gucci on.

Andre: (Gucci on).

Cat: I could wear my Louis Vuitton.

Tori/Cat/Andre: But even with nothing on, bet I made–.

Jade: NO!

#source: myself #victorious #nickelodeon #tori vega #andre harris #cat valentine #jade west #there was a time when i've had enough of this song

[juiles]

Natasha: i’m running off 2 starbursts, 3 hours of sleep and spite. i’m ready to either fight god or die.

Wanda: maybe we should go to bed…

Y/N: let’s fight god!!!!! *battle cries as they run out the door*

Wanda: i live with psychopaths.

#source: myself #avengers imagine #marvel imagine #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #wanda maximoff incorrect quotes #wandanat incorrect quotes #mcu imagine #incorrect avengers #incorrect avengers quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #avengers incorrect quotes #natasha romanoff #wandanat #wanda maximoff

[stick-named-figure]

✨: fluffy headcannons is you have for purple and or green?

ask list

hm.... fluff.. i literally rarely think of fluff ngl. i think i'm just not quite suited for it!

one thing i could imagine is that green wrote a sonata for purple. it wasn't green's favorite composition ever but purple liked it a lot.

#source: myself #-_- its definitely not my favorite thing ever and the last movement sucks but it is what it is #ask game answer #answer #bugsinspace #avm #self post #hm! i like fluff a lot. sometimes i just need to give a bitch a break yknow #i just. rarely think about it myself

[aurinn-n]

red velvet, watching chiffon/alphonse maul a chew toy: yesssss killlll

#.screams #cookie run #red velvet cookie #chiffon #incorrect quotes #source: myself