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strangerthingsquotes · 5 months
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Billy: Yeah, well, I hate you. Steve: No you don’t. Billy, bitterly: No, I don’t.
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Person A: They stole me a ring off a corpse.
Person B: How romantic.
Person B: Illegal and creepy, but very romantic.
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jobethdalloway · 2 years
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Tao: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are. Charlie: That's what you do? Tao: Me? Oh, no. Tao: My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.
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0dde11eth · 2 years
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Jaskier: "so there I was bbq sauce on my titties"
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release-the-mccracken · 11 months
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Jeph: I'm going to talk to Bert. He shoved me the other day. Quinn: So, are you strangling him before or after this "talk"? Jeph: I'm going to let him vent, get it all out. Quinn: If it were me, I'd kick him to death. But we all have our own way of handling things.
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*PTs play cards*
Akechi: What are you playing?
Ann: A game as old as time.
Akechi: Yeah? What's it called?
Futaba: Exclusion.
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Vision: How does this whole "agenda" thing work?
Agnes: I have a lot of those. Specify.
Vision: The gay agenda to take over the world?
Agnes: Okay, first of all, keep your voice down. That is top secret.
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scorpionwins · 3 years
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Betty: You probably had a maid growing up. You seem like the type
Veronica: No? We had a housekeeper
Archie: Do you hear yourself sometimes? Like, when you talk?
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hadesisqueer · 3 years
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Winter: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.
Whitley: Is that what you do?
Winter: Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.
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bodypositivitywoc · 3 years
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strangerthingsquotes · 5 months
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Steve: Do you ever just see something that changes your life and you're just "huh". Billy: I saw you. Steve: Honestly that's so gay and sweet and it really makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a photo of a drawing of Harrison Ford as a turkey.
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hipvanlinde · 3 years
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*John, Arthur, Charles and Javier play poker*
Micah: What y'all playing?
Javier: A game as old as time.
Micah: Yeah? What's it called?
Arthur: Exclusion.
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jobethdalloway · 2 years
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Yelena: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.
Kate: That's what you do?
Yelena: Me? Oh, no.
Yelena: My power is no illusion
Yelena: I can fucking demolish you
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[The G-Man is teaching Tommy about his powers]
G-Man: You need them to think you’re stronger than you actually are.
Tommy: Is that what you do?
G-Man: Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can absolutely demolish them.
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Nixie: I think a nice faux hawk will give that 'don't fuck with me' vibe, you know?
Veridia: I mostly use my face for that.
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