#source: overly sarcastic productions

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: We don't kill people!

Karai: I think you mean YOU don't kill people.

Leo: No. WE don't.

Karai: Ooh, look at mister big shot over here. Telling me who I can and can't kill.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: overly sarcastic productions #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #karai

[dragonflavoredcake]

Pearl: I have been in a cycle of putting the kettle on, letting the water boil, walking away from it, coming back ten minutes later—"Did I put the kettle on?" Pearl: Putting the kettle on, walking away, forgetting about it, coming back ten minutes later—"I don't think the kettle's been on!" Pearl: Putting the kettle on, and then just never making the tea, just constantly re-boiling the same water over and over again until it's all evaporated and I no longer have any water to drink. Grian: Are you sure you aren't secretly in hell? Pearl: *laughs* Grian: Because that sounds like you might be in hell— Gem: Or a Sim!

#source: overly sarcastic productions #incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #pearlescentmoon #grian #pesky bird #geminitay #sky duo #sky siblings #skyblings #gingerbread duo #shiny duo #soup group #or two thirds of it anyway #hermitcraft #hermitblr #tea #cw food

[arguablysomaya]

talia: this is a sword your grandfather once owned. i'm giving it to you now damian: does it have any cool magic powers? talia: only nepotism

#source: overly sarcastic productions #batfam #dcu #dc universe #batfamily #incorrect quotes #batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfam quotes #talia al ghul #damian wayne #batkids #1k

[spiltinksky]

Jisoo: Please note: we, SEVENTEEN, do not condone violence.

Jisoo: Or at least not murder.

Jisoo: And usually not violence.

Jeonghan: SEVENTEEN condones sending a message.

#jisoo #joshua #jeonghan #seventeen #kpop #svt #incorrect svt #incorrect kpop #incorrect quotes #incorrect seventeen #incorrect kpop quotes #seventeen incorrect quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #incorrect seventeen quotes #svt incorrect quotes #incorrect svt quotes #source: overly sarcastic productions

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

"Every month is pride month if you allow yourself to be consumed by hubris."

-Astarion, probably

#source: overly sarcastic productions #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 astarion #astarion #astarion ancunin

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

CG: WHAT HO, FELLOW HUMANS?

CG: DO YOU ENJOY HAVING SKIN TODAY?

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #karkat vantas #mod terezi #source: overly sarcastic productions #why yes i very much enjoy having skin #now leave my skin alone i worked very hard on it

[guardianofthedawn]

Raiden: Please note, the defenders of Earthrealm do not condone violence.

Raiden: Or at least, not murder.

Raiden: And…usually not violence.

Kung Lao: The defenders of Earthrealm condone sending a message!

#source: overly sarcastic productions #incorrect mortal kombat quotes #mortal kombat #raiden #kung lao #mk1 2023 #Liu Kang in the background: …no

[aotearoa20]

Sauron: One of the thralls called Ancalagon a "danger noodle".

Morgoth: (proud) He is a danger noodle! He’s the most dangerous noodle!!!

#his baby #all grown up and destroying people #morgoth #melkor #angband gang #sauron #mairon #incorrect silmarillion quotes #source: overly sarcastic productions #silmarillion #tolkien

[electra-jolts-magnetism]

Faragonda, to the press: Please note that Alfea does not condone violence.

Faragonda, thinking back to all the fights the Winx have been in: or at least not murder.

Faragonda, remembering she’s a veteran & a member of the Company of Light: for the most part.

Griselda, smirking: Alfea condones sending a message!

#winx club #winx #incorrect winx quotes #incorrect winx club quotes #faragonda #winx griselda #winx faragonda #inspired by #source: Osp #source: overly sarcastic productions #winx alfea #alfea #Alfea College #company of light

[batfammeetsspidergang]

Oracle: Why do you smell like smoke?

Noir: Got set on fire twice!

Oracle: I thought you were fireproof.

Noir: Nope! Just stubborn.

Oracle: …Are you okay…?

#incorrect batfam #incorrect spiderverse #incorrect quotes #Oracle #Barbra Gordon #Spider-Man Noir #Noir #Peter Parker #source: Overly Sarcastic Productions #DC #Marvel #crossover

[rangersapprenticeincorrect]

Maddie: I Keep shooting people in the head, and they keep... Not getting shot in the head by me. It's very frustrating.

Will: Interesting use of passive voice.

#madelyn altman #will treaty #source: overly sarcastic productions #Ranger's Apprentice

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Mikey: Shockingly, none of this.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: overly sarcastic productions #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #michelangelo

[dragonflavoredcake]

Joe: Do you have a favorite period in world history? Cleo: Well, as the resident history expert, I'm going to have to go with, uh, roughly 1981 to modern day— Cleo: Yeah, I really think that history peaked with my birth and subsequent existence.

#source: overly sarcastic productions #incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #joehills #joe hills #zombiecleo #hohenzollern #hohenzollern castle duo #hermitcraft #hermitblr

[shitpost-quote]

"Immortality is memory and legacy and history. It isn't outrunning death, it's outlasting it."

-Red, Overly Sarcastic Productions ("Legends Summarized: The Epic of Gilgamesh")

#source: overly sarcastic productions #category: youtube #shitpost #raw quotes #shitpost-quote

[spiltinksky]

Junhui: Why do you smell like smoke?

Seokmin: Got set on fire twice!

Junhui: I thought you were fireproof.

Seokmin: Nope! Just stubborn.

Junhui: … Are you okay…?

#junhui #jun #seokmin #dokyeom #dk #incorrect seventeen #incorrect svt #incorrect kpop #incorrect quotes #seventeen #svt #kpop #incorrect svt quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect seventeen quotes #seventeen incorrect quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #svt incorrect quotes #source: overly sarcastic productions

[sunandmoonofthedaycare]

Sun: "The daycare does not condone violence." Sun: "Or at least not murder." Sun: "And usually not violence." Moon: "The daycare condones sending a message."

#incorrect quotes #incorrect fnaf quotes #Sun #Moon #fnaf Sun #fnaf Moon #fnaf daycare attendant #source: overly sarcastic productions