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incorrectquotesmcu · a month ago
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Clint: You got tossed out too, huh?
Kate: Yeah, for yelling.
Clint: You yelled in a museum? That is hardcore!
Kate, turning to Yelena: Why’d get tossed out?
Yelena: Stole a pterodactyl. But it’s not like I yelled.
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Mirabel: If I had a nickel for every time I approached an older sister of mine with the intent of learning about/trying to stop the thing that’s threatening our magic, and hearing them vent their problems, making me think “The heck, are you okay?” I’d have two nickels.
Mirabel: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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galigen · 5 months ago
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The Avengers: A soldier?
Bucky: [rips off his jacket to reveal his arm]
Avengers: THE WINTER SOLDIER?!?
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incorrectbatfam · 6 days ago
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Dick: Well, has Jason been wrong before?
Bruce: How wide are we willing to open this up?
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f1incorrects · 25 days ago
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Max: You got tossed out too, huh?
Daniel: Yeah, for yelling.
Max: You yelled in a museum? That is hardcore!
Daniel: Why’d you get tossed out?
Max: Stole a pterodactyl. But it’s not like I yelled!
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owlhouseshitposts · 5 months ago
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The Owl House + Incorrect Quotes
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the-meme-monarch · 5 months ago
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xam & mas
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Agnes: You got tossed out too, huh?
Pietro: Yeah, for yelling.
Agnes: You yelled in a museum? That is hardcore!
Pietro: Why’d you get tossed out?
Agnes: Stole a pterodactyl. But it’s not like I yelled.
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safirefire · 10 months ago
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Thrawn: You got tossed out too, huh?
Sabine: Yeah, for yelling.
Thrawn: You yelled in a museum? That is hardcore!
Sabine: Why’d you get tossed out?
Thrawn: Stole a pterodactyl. But it’s not like I yelled!
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incorrectfmaquotes · 2 months ago
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Father, monologuing to the Elrics: And when the Promised Day comes, the souls of everyone in Amestris will be crushed into red dust!
Father: Or rust. Wait, red dust, rust- is that where that word comes from?
Father: I'm gonna go look up the entomology.
Ed, to Al: Is this guy for real?
Father: Yeah, I looked it up and it turns out that entomology is the study of insects.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months ago
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Y/N: Remember when Yelena made that romantic dinner for me?
Natasha: She microwaved you a pizza.
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stardust948 · 5 days ago
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Katara: *beating up some rude bigots*
Zuko: I'm so in love with her right now...
Suki: What?
Zuko, sweating: Nothing.
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obey-meow · 2 months ago
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Mammon: One day, you'll be able to look back on this and laugh
Lucifer: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally go to your room and smack you
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incorrectbatfam · 7 months ago
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Alfred, talking about his arrival: I was headed to a golden land of opportunity.
Alfred: A land with a pioneering spirit which welcomed misfits like me.
Alfred: But I ended up in America instead.
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rwbybutincorrect · 3 months ago
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Yang: You got tossed out too, huh?
Weiss: Yeah, for yelling.
Yang: You yelled in a museum? That is hardcore!
Weiss: Why’d you get tossed out?
Yang: Stole a pterodactyl. But it’s not like I yelled.
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warrenwaskilledbyadeer · 8 months ago
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Alfred: Aren’t you a little young to take down a crime-ridden business?
21-year-old Bruce Wayne putting on a mask with bat ears: Yes, yes I am
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that-siriusblack-grin · 4 months ago
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James: You know what i like about my friends?
James: If i say “Hey let’s go do this prank that could potentially get us expelled or even killed.” and they’ll just be like “yeah ok we’re in.”
James: They’re so cool
The other marauders: Yeah we are ;)
McGonagall: Never have I been more disappointed
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incorrectlupiniiiquotes · 26 days ago
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Fujiko, looking at a fireworks display in the distance: It feels a little weird to say this... but it’s nice having everyone together here tonight.
Jigen: Been a helluva year, anyways.
Goemon: All the better to reflect and improve upon ourselves in the future.
Zenigata: Lupin, was all this your doing?
Lupin: "Auld Lang Syne" literally means "old long ago".
Lupin: ... But I'd rather think of New Year's as an unspoiled universe.
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incorrect-frozen-quotes · a month ago
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Kristoff: What kind of fun can we have when it’s raining?
Anna: We could talk about our feelings.
Kristoff: Ok, I’ll rephrase it: What kind of fun can we have when it’s raining?
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