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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 months
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Tavros: wE CAN'T SERVE HER, sHE'S A CAT, rIGHT,,,
Aradia: but she's g0t a p0cket full 0f cash
Jasprosesprite: *slides a twenty across the table*
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amostexcellentblog · 1 year
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Coyote: But Admiral, sir...
Iceman: You know the more people try to persuade me to be lenient about shore leave, the madder I get!
Bob: But...
Iceman: I am very passionate about this issue and I will not relent!
Maverick: *Poking his head through the doorway* Tom, let the daggers have their shore leave.
Iceman: *Suddenly all smiles and heart-eyes* OK!
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moonah-rose · 2 months
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Julian, looking through Robin's telescope: I don't believe it!
Alison: What?
Julian: Barclay is spying on us with a pair of binoculars! Some people have no moral compass.
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incorrect-losers · 7 months
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Stan: Mike, what are you doing?
Mike: Nothing
Stan: You’re in a chat room again pretending to be a woman, aren’t you?
Mike: I like the attention
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textsfromthetva · 6 months
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [175/?]  
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incorrectlco · 5 months
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Skull: As long as you drop everything and stay focused on me, I should be fine.
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Lamb: You’re the only one who understands me.
Narinder Yeah, but it doesn’t mean that I care.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 25 days
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Spy: There is a chance, however slim, that my ironic and detached nature could be misconstrued as "jerkiness".
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unicornblossom13 · 2 months
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Sampo: Stelle, you’re the only one who understands me.
Stelle: Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I care.
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incorrect-star-allies · 4 months
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Kirby, reacting to any final boss: Well, needless to say, uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
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Scott: Does she even know who you are? Stiles: Why does everyone think that's a necessary part of love?
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incorrect-joseimuke · 9 months
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Crewel, teaching a class: As we dissect the frog, we'll be looking for the kidneys, the heart and my lost youth.
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moonah-rose · 2 months
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Alison: Why is Robin just standing in the corner?
Pat: Mike spilled some salt last night and he's been trapped behind it for hours.
Alison: Oh shit. Sorry, Robin.
Alison: *sweeps salt away*
Robin: Finally! I free!
Robin: I have no where else to go.
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April: All I've done all day is eat, sleep, and stare off into space. What an awful existence.
Mikey: Hey! I don't dump on your lifestyle!
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the-black-bulls · 9 months
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Gauche: Look, you two seem very nice.
Grey & Gordon: Thank you!
Gauche: I have no room in my life for people like that.
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paper-gold-theories · 6 months
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[First Time Meeting Face-to-Face]
Dr. Slys: Look, White Hat you're a genuinely good person.
White Hat: Thank you :D
Dr. Slys: I have no room in my life for people like that.
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