#source: seinfeld

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Derek: He's it for me. Stiles is it. But I can't pursue him, I just can't. He deserves better than me. Isaac: So what are you going to do? Derek: Imagine bumping into him on the street in five years, with a husband? And Stiles tells me he's a sculptor, and they live in New England now? Isaac: We'd have to kill that guy. Derek: Yeah, and we'd get caught, I'd get the electric chair. Isaac: And I go to prison as your accomplice. And I'd have to wear that really heavy denim, or that bright orange, and that would really wash me out, you know, I'm pale enough already. And I'd go to the cafeteria line, with the guy who slops those mashed potatoes onto your plate. Go to the bathroom, in front of hundreds of people. Isaac: Derek, you gotta talk to Stiles!

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[incorrectfaithquotes]

#incorrect faith quotes #incorrect quotes #source: seinfeld #my art #john ward #gary miller #faith the unholy trinity

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: What’s the point of all of this?

Y/N: Revenge!

Steve: The best revenge is living well.

Y/N: Well, there’s no chance of that.

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[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Odahviing: Is this about the Dovahkiin?

Alduin: No.

Odahviing: Krosis, then I've lost interest.

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[writerswho]

Enid: You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge? Wednesday: You don't say. Enid: Manslaughter. Literally, the slaughter of a man. Sounds brutal, doesn't it? Pugsley: Heinous. Yet it's the most socially acceptable form of murder. Wednesday: ... so you think they should change the name? Enid: Yes, I do. How about, "inadvertent life-ending"? Pugsley: "Unintentional snuff-out"? Wednesday: How about "I can't believe it's not murder"?

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[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Peter: You won’t hit me, I’ve got a witness!

Stiles: Turn around, Eli.

Eli: *Turns around*

Peter: Eli!

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[thischerik]

Charles: The thing is … I’ve been living a lie.

Erik: Just one?

Erik: I’m living, like, twenty.

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[squishe-fiasco]

Lucifer: Where's Mc?!!!

Solomon: *smiling* who?

Lucifer: Listen Gandolf. I want to know where MC is and I want to know now!

Solomon: Go ahead and hit me Morningstar. I've got witnesses. *looks to Simeon and Luke*

Lucifer: Turn around both of you.

Solomon: Guys?!

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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Karai: You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge?

Leo: You don't say.

Karai: Manslaughter. Literally, the slaughter of a man. Sounds brutal, doesn't it?

Donnie: Heinous. Yet it's the most socially acceptable form of murder.

Leo: ...So you think they should change the name?

Karai: Yes, I do. How about, "inadvertent life-ending"?

Raph: "Unintentional snuff-out"?

Mikey: How about "I can't believe it's not murder"?

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[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: You won't hit me. I've got a witness.

Shiho: Turn around, Kuroba-kun.

Kaito: *turns around*

Shinichi, chuckles nervously: Kaito?

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[tf2incorrectquotes]

Medic: I mean, to be stabworthy. It's, uh... kind of a compliment.

#source: seinfeld #tf2 medic #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Derek: Is this about Stiles? Scott: No. Derek: Then I've lost interest.

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[team-iceflower]

Weiss: God will kill me before I'm successful.

Ruby: You don't believe in God.

Weiss: I do for bad things.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: Who buys an umbrella? You can get them for free from coffee shops in the metal cans.

Kate: Those belong to people.

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[fansiesmemes]

Davey: Well… perhaps there’s more to Jack than meets the eye

Crutchie: No, there’s less

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[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Martin: According to most studies, people's number-one fear is public speaking.

Martin: Number two is death. Death is number two!

Martin: Now, this means to the average person, if you have to go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

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