#source: star trek

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Bard: But really, Cleric, there was no harm done. Cleric: They broke seven of your ribs and fractured your clavicle. Bard: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos. Cleric: Bard, this isn't funny. Bard: I'm serious, Cleric! Thanks to your help I'm completely healed, but the damage I did to them will last a lifetime.

#bard #cleric #source: star trek #mod meme #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dungeons and dragons #incorrect quotes #dnd

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Gale: I heard an interesting rumor today.

Astarion: Only one? I started at least twelve.

#source: star trek #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 astarion #astarion #astarion ancunin

[capndragn94]

*Princesses being difficult*

Adora: Why are you being so polite? This doesn't sound like you.

Catra: Because I've been trying, this whole time, not to be bossy or mean to your friends.

Adora: Why?

Catra: Because if they didn't like me, you'd get mad and this wouldn't work out.

Adora: Catra, I like that you don't take s*** from anyone.

Catra: Really?

Adora: Yes. I know my friends can be a bit much. And honestly, I've been looking forward to you tearing them a new one. Go destroy them.

Catra: *sighs* Thanks, babe. EVERYONE, SHUT THE F*** UP!

*Princesses gasp*

Mermista: Ugh. You can't tell us what to do. This is MY castle.

Catra: And this is MY stun baton.

#she ra and the princesses of power #spop #she ra #catra #adora #catradora #mermista #she ra incorrect quotes #spop incorrect quotes #source: star trek

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Bilbo: I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles. I am Ringwinner and Luckwearer.

Smaug: Very impressive titles. I have no idea what they mean, but they sound very impressive.

#source: star trek #bilbo baggins #bilbo #smaug #the hobbit #erebor #lord of the rings #incorrect quotes #incorrect Hobbit quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes

[lesbian-deadpool]

Steve: Opinions?

Natasha: I think we’re in a lot of trouble.

Steve: That’s a great help, Natasha. Tony?

Tony: Well, I think Natasha is right. We are in a lot of trouble.

Steve: Y/N? And if you say we’re in a lot of trouble-

Y/N: We are.

#source: star trek #incorrect marvel quotes #steve rogers x reader #steve rogers imagine #steve rogers #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff imagine #natasha romanoff #tony stark x reader #tony stark imagine #tony stark #marvel #MCU

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: We have an idea... but we're gonna need your permission.

Shiho: Why would you need my permission?

Kaito: Because if we mess it up, we don't want it to just be our fault.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #shinshi #kaishi #kaishinshi #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #miyano shiho #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: star trek

[batfammeetsspidergang]

Bruce: I’ve never broken the law!

Tim: Oh, certainly not. Ignored, perhaps.

Peter: Circumvented.

Gwen: Finessed.

Dick: Broadly interpreted.

Tim: Forgotten… But never broken.

#incorrect batfam #incorrect spiderverse #incorrect quotes #Batman #Bruce Wayne #Red Robin #Tim Drake #Spider-Man #Peter Parker #Spider-Gwen #Gwen Stacy #Nightwing #Dick Grayson #source: Star Trek #DC #Marvel #crossover

[uncorrectintamed]

Jin Guangshan: You disappoint me.

Wei Wuxian: don't expect me to lose sleep over it.

#the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #wei wuxian #jin guangshan #incorrect quotes #source: star trek #he needs some milk #100

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Xena: But really, Gabrielle, there was no harm done.

Gabrielle: They broke seven of your ribs and fractured your clavicle.

Xena: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.

Gabrielle: Xena, this isn't funny.

Xena: I'm serious, Gabrielle! Thanks to your help I'm completely healed, but the damage I did to them will last a lifetime.

#incorrect xena quotes #incorrect quotes #xena warrior princess #xena: warrior princess #xena and gabrielle #xena #gabrielle #source: star trek

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Usagi: *crying* I'm in control of my emotions.

#sailor moon #incorrect sailor moon #usagi tsukino #source: star trek

[incorrectspquotes]

We are more alike than unlike, Miss Cain. I have pores; humans have pores. I have fingerprints; humans have fingerprints. My chemical nutrients are like your blood. If you prick me do I not leak?

Nye, probably

#skulduggery pleasant #nye #source: star trek

[incorrecttigerandbunny]

Barnaby: Opinions?

Ivan: I think we’re in a lot of trouble.

Barnaby: That’s a great help, Origami. Sky High?

Keith: Well, I think Origami is right. We are in a lot of trouble.

Barnaby: Kotetsu? And if you say we’re in a lot of trouble-

Kotetsu: We are.

#barnaby brooks jr #ivan karelin #keith goodman #kotetsu t. kaburagi #tiger and bunny #incorrect tiger and bunny #tiger & bunny #source: star trek #I think #p sure this is TOS

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Wyll: What’s the matter?

Astarion: Well, it’s just…lately everyone seems to trust me! It’s unnerving, I’m still trying to get used to it. Next thing I know, people are going to be inviting me to their homes for dinner!

Wyll: If it makes you feel any better, I promise I will never invite you over for dinner.

Astarion: I appreciate that.

#source: deep space nine #source: star trek #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 wyll #bg3 astarion #wyll ravengard #astarion

[totallycorrectfostershome]

Mr. Herriman: You disappoint me. Bloo: Don’t expect me to lose any sleep over it.

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #blooregard q. kazoo #mr. herriman #source: star trek

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Mirkwood Healer: They broke seven of your ribs and fractured your clavicle.

Thranduil: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks, which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.

#i know he's actually a good fighter but like come on... #source: star trek #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect hobbit quotes #incorrect quotes #lord of the rings #the hobbit #thranduil #mirkwood

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Bard: I've never broken the law. Paladin: Oh, certainly not. Ignored, perhaps. Wizard: Circumvented. Paladin: Finessed. Wizard: Broadly interpreted. Paladin: Forgotten... but never broken.

#bard #paladin #wizard #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #dnd #dungeons and dragons #mod meme #source: star trek