Tumgik
#source: stephen-strangs
angelofthenight · 2 years
Text
You: *on the phone* Wong? I need your help! I-
Wong: is the Sanctum on fire?
You: …no?
Wong: then it’s not an emergency *hangs up*
Wanda: well? what did he say? what do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?
You: apparently it’s not an emergency
Stephen: *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??
10K notes · View notes
incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months
Text
Stephen: What do we say when someone disagree with us?
America: That’s homophobic.
Stephen: No.
409 notes · View notes
Text
Bruce: Can I borrow Tony for a second? Stephen: If you must. Tony: Why did you ask him and not me? Bruce: He looked in charge. Tony: Of where I go?
499 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this
Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.
Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.
America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.
Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!
America: and here’s the Hufflepuff
1K notes · View notes
romanoffshouse · 8 months
Text
[Y/N and the Avengers sitting in the living room.]
Y/N: Can I tell you a joke?
Steve: Sure.
Y/N: [starts to grin and looked at doctor strange and then back to Steve]
Y/N: Knock, knock
Steve: Who's their?
Y/N: Doctor
Steve: Doctor Who?
Y/N: No, Doctor Strange.
[Everyone starts laughing except of Doctor Strange]
939 notes · View notes
Text
Strange: I once quoted a vine in front of Peter.
Strange: No one will ever believe him and now he lives in fear of my supposed knowledge of the internet.
Strange: It’s delightful.
3K notes · View notes
funkylittlebidiot · 4 months
Text
Harley: please! You HAVE to remember Peter! He’s really annoying and talks too much and his friends are always in our business for some reason- but he’s your son and my brother!
Stephen: it’s okay, Harley, we believe you.
Tony: You really love him, huh?
Harley: yeah! And you guys love him too!
Peter: Most of the time more than him!
200 notes · View notes
lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
Text
(Over text)
Y/N to Stephen: Would you rather fight a chicken every time you get in your car or fight one orangutan with a sword randomly once a year?
(30 minutes later)
Y/N: Are you thinking?
572 notes · View notes
lilstephenlover · 6 months
Text
scott lang is sitting in san francisco ranting and screaming about how john walker isn't his captain america. don't argue with me about this, i know this
114 notes · View notes
angelofthenight · 2 months
Text
Stephen: My cloak is not the new love of my life, you know I love you.
You, pouting in the back: Then how come the cape gets to ride in shotgun?
Stephen: He gets carsick, (Y/n), you know this-
244 notes · View notes
incorrectquotesmcu · 7 months
Text
America: Can I go play?
Stephen: I don’t care. I’m not your dad.
America: [runs off]
Stephen: NOT IN THE STREET!
460 notes · View notes
Text
Tony: Can you keep a secret? Stephen: Do you know anything about my life? Tony: No, I do not. Good point.
407 notes · View notes
imeternallylove · 2 years
Text
Y/N, pointing: May I sit there?
Stephen: That's my lap.
Y/N: That doesn't answer my question, Stephen.
466 notes · View notes
Text
Stephen: Peter's been oddly quiet today.
Tony: Enjoy it while it lasts.
663 notes · View notes
funkylittlebidiot · 1 year
Text
Rhodey: what's got the 9yo so pissy?
Tony: We won't allow Harley into the lab.
Rhodey: Okay... Tony: he's trying to help NASA land on Mars. Rhodey:
Tony, rolling his eyes: he's just doing it out of spite
Stephen: Usually we'd encourage that kind of behavior but he's getting whiny about it
438 notes · View notes
ir0npvrker · 2 years
Text
tony: we both look very handsome tonight
stephen: you know, if you'd just said that i looked handsome, i would have said, "so do you."
tony: i couldn’t take that chance
876 notes · View notes