Kory: Roy is looking for a six-foot guy.
Dick: Well that’s unrealistic.
Dick: Jason's only got two feet.
Kory:
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Charlie: those girls were flirting with you..
Alastor: they were?
Charlie: yes! They were all over you! How could you not notice?
Alastor: Charlie, my darling, you’re the only woman I notice.
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Mikey: Wait, it says something here, but whoever wrote this is a worst speller than I am.
Donnie: You can't read it because whoever wrote it was Russian.
Mikey: I don't care how fast they were writing! It makes no sense!
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Clint: I FIXED IT!
Natasha: What did you fix?
Clint: EVERYTHING!
[loud explosion in the background]
Clint: … except that.
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Wally: I will put my “A” down to make “A.”
Eddie: I will add to your “A” to make “AT.”
Julie: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT.”
Frank: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC.”
Sally: *flips the board*
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Eddie: Wait, it says something here!
Eddie: But whoever wrote this is a worst speller than I am
Ben: You can’t read it because whoever wrote it was Russian
Eddie: I don’t care how fast they were writing! It makes no sense!
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Shadowheart: You’re a dork. No offense.
Gale: You know, just because you say “no offense” doesn’t excuse the offensive remark that inevitably follows.
Shadowheart: Well, in that case, you’re a dork. Offense intended.
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Grantaire: The bachelor party, yeah!!??
Les amis: OHHHHHH!!!!
Coufeyrac: I like the way you think!!
Grantaire: Staying out till all hours!!
Coufeyrac: Getting wild!!
Combferre: Just us guys!!
Marius: Drinking soda after nine thirty!!!!
Les amis:
Marius:
Les amis:
Marius:
Les amis:
Grantaire: Well, just us guys. And Marius.
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Snape, after finding out someone has stolen his personal potions ingredients: Confess
Harry: Never
Snape: I know you did it
Harry: I didn't
Snape: That's what you would say if you were guilty
Harry: And what would I say if I weren't guilty?
Snape: You're always guilty
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Nero: It says something here but whoever wrote it is a worse speller than I am.
V: You can’t read it because whoever wrote it was Russian.
Nero: I don’t care how fast they were writing. It makes no sense!
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[Playing Scrabble]
Lucy: I will put down my "A" to make "A".
Roxanne: I will add onto to your "A" to make "At".
Hadley (OC): I will add onto your "At" to make "Rat".
Alice II: I will add onto your "Rat" to make "Biostratigraphic".
Lucy: *flips the board*
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Toad: I fixed it!
Mario: what did you fix?
Toad: everything!
*loud explosion in the background*
Toad: ..except that.
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Donnie: I FIXED IT!
Leo: What did you fix?
Donnie: EVERYTHING!
[loud explosion in the background]
Donnie: …Except that.
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[The Avengers are playing Scrabble]
Sam: I will put my A down to make “a”.
Kate: I will add onto your “a” to make “at”.
Bucky: I will add onto your “at” to make “rat”.
Bruce: I will as onto your “rat” to make “biostratographic”.
Scott: [flips table]
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Rebecca: I will put down my “A” to make “A”
Lucy: I will add onto your “A” to make “AT”
Desmond: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT"
Shaun: And I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”
Everyone:
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