#source: text

[angelofthenight]

You: About to eat now

Jerome: what r u gonna eat

You: Can u leave me alone for 5 fucking minutes

#source: text #gotham #gotham incorrect quotes #gotham imagine #incorrect gotham quotes #gotham x reader #reader insert #incorrect quotes #jerome valeska x reader #jerome valeska imagine #jerome valeska

[reallivewire]

Jason: checking in

Jason: checking in

Jason: checking in

Michael: I'm bad

Jason: checking in

Michael: I'm doing bad

#jason voorhees #michael myers #myerhees #source: text

[arthurhonda]

China: Hi America: Send dudes China: … do you mean nudes? America: No. I’m in a fight. I need more men!

#hetalia #hetalia incorrect quotes #amechu #hws america #hws china #source: text #aph america #aph china

[hitchell-mope]

Tyler: Hey. You are such a horror.

Wednesday: Thank you.

Tyler (realising what he just said): Hottie! Oh my god. I’m so sorry. I meant to say hottie.

Wednesday: No, you had it right the first time.

#the addams family #tyler galpin #wednesday addams #wyler #source: text

[totallycorrectbloomintoyou]

#bloom into you #yagate kimi ni naru #incorrect bloom into you #sayaka saeki #haru edamoto #source: text

[incorrecteizouken]

*texting when they're older teenagers or adults*

Mizusaki: Hey Asakusa...

Asakusa: Hey :)

Mizusaki: My parents are out of town.......

Asakusa: Yeah.......... ;)

Mizusaki: Wanna come over and watch Disney movies and have a Nerf gun war? :3

Asakusa: This is why I love you ill be over in 5 with snacks :3

#keep your hands off eizouken! #incorrect eizouken #mizusaki tsubame #asakusa midori #source: text

[conn-tinuity]

Amanda: checking in

Amanda: checking in

Amanda: checking in

Connor: I'm bad

Amanda: checking in

Amanda: I'm doing bad

#dbh #detroit become human #amanda stern #connor #source: text #dbh texts

[lesbian-deadpool]

Wade: You want me sooo bad lol.

Cable: I don’t know where you get that info from?

Wade: The voices in my head tellin’ me.

#source: text #incorrect marvel quotes #wade wilson imagine #wade wilson #cable imagine #cable #wade wilson x cable #avengers imagine #avengers #marvel imagine #marvel #MCU imagine #MCU

[totallycorrectfostershome]

*text*

Dylan (saved as "Ex >:("): Come on babe I miss you! Why don't you come over right now? We can go up to my room... you can show me how you really feel about me ;)

Frankie: Dylan. I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel about you.

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #dylan lee #frankie foster #source: text

[ingoinghost]

Emmet: Ingo just left me in the checkout line while he went to grab the milk

Emmet: why am I panicking

Emmet: he didn't leave me any money to pay,

Emmet: the line is moving faster

Emmet: Elesa I'm next

Emmet: what the fuck, did he go to Driftveil for that milk?!

Emmet: the cashier is checking out our stuff now Elesa what do I do?!?

Emmet: I am sweating why am I sweating

Emmet: and now I'm swearing

Emmet: I SEE HIM, THANK THE POWERS THAT BE

Elesa: well this was certainly entertaining

Emmet: shut up

#submas #nimbasa trio #subway boss emmet #subway master kudari #subway boss ingo #subway master nobori #gym leader elesa #source: text

[incorrect101dalmatians]

Lucky: Mom, I have good news and bad news. Perdita: Just tell me the good news. Lucky: The airbags in Roger's car work perfectly.

#101 dalmatians #incorrect 101 dalmatians #lucky #perdita #source: text

[angelofthenight]

Gally: About to eat now

You: what r u gonna eat

Gally: Can u leave me alone for 5 shucking minutes

#source: text #gally maze runner #gally x reader #Gally #will poulter #incorrect quotes #reader insert #maze runner incorrect quotes #incorrect maze runner quotes #the maze runner #maze runner #the death cure #death cure #tmr incorrect quotes #incorrect tmr quotes #tmr

[incorrectwatamote]

Nemo: What is your street name?

Tomoko: Lil Moko

Nemo: You live on a street called Lil Moko?

Tomoko: Ohhhhhh you meant my address?

#watamote #watashi ga motenai no wa dou kangaetemo omaera ga warui #No Matter How I Look at It It's You Guys' Fault I'm Not Popular! #incorrect watamote #Tomoko Kuroki #hina nemoto #source: text

[arthurhonda]

Russia: Can you preheat the apartment? I’m on my way home. France: What are you, banana bread? Russia: Be very careful what you say next.

#FraRus #hetalia #aph russia #aph france #hetalia incorrect quotes #source: text #hws france #hws russia

[meddwlyngymraeg]

Some seasonal vocabulary, courtesy of FA Wales on Twitter:

#vocabulary #festive #christmas vocabulary #I'll add an image transcription soon #dysgu cymraeg #learn welsh #source: online #source: twitter #source: text

[reallivewire]

Thorn: why did I just witness my forty-one year old younger brother try and fail to bottle flip a carton of milk

Giant: excuse me

Old Man: what the fuck

Thorn: (photo of Ghost laying flat on his back in a large puddle of milk in the middle of the health food aisle)

Giant: wh

Old Man: ...

Thorn: he's been like this for twenty minutes

Thorn: he's crying

#michael myers #mmitmom #multiple michaels in the mouth of madness #thorn/h6 #ghost/h20 #giant/h07 #old man/h18 #source: text