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When Alastor Comes Back in the Finale
Lucifer, angrily: He's still alive!?
Husk: Well, he's not as dead as we would have hoped.
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Vi: Listen up. I’ve got one good reason why you should listen to me, instead of Jayce. Look at what I can do!
Vi: does a one-armed handstand*
Jayce: What does that have to do with anything?!
Caitlyn: No, no, she's got a point.
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[after Harry's first Quidditch match]
Snape: I could've let you die out there; then all of my problems would be over!
Harry: Well, that makes you ugly AND stupid!
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Sausage Supreme: Pull the lever, Shelby!
Skulk!Shelby: *slams the lever*
Sausage Supreme: WRONG LEVEEEEEERRRR!
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Finn: Mom! I ate a bug today!
Adora: Oh! Was mama baking again? Heh. *whispers* Don't tell her I said that.
Catra: I heard that.
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Lae’zel, looming menacingly over Zorru: Tell us where the crèche is and we’ll burn this grove to the ground!
Tav: Uh, don’t you mean ‘or?’
Lae’zel: *annoyed sigh* Tell us where the crèche is OR we’ll burn this grove to the ground.
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Xena: Listen up. I’ve got one good reason why you should listen to me, instead of Eli. Look at what I can do!
Xena: *does a one-armed handstand*
Eli: What does that have to do with anything?
Gabrielle: No, no, she's got a point.
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Scout: Is it just me or is Spy saving us?
Spy: NO! I just happened to be walking past and accidently burst through the door! Why would I save you?!
Scout: *rolls his eyes* Fine, then I'm not thanking you.
Spy: Good, then you're not welcome.
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Ragatha: How did you get back here before us?
Pomni: Uh… how did we, Jax?
Jax: Well, you got me.
Jax, pulling out a map: By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.
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Arlecchino: Freminet! Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing. It's like I'm talking to a monkey.
Lynette: Whoa, now.
Arlecchino: A really, really big stupid monkey named Freminet!
Lyney: Ouch.
Arlecchino: And do you want to know something else? I've never liked your seafood soup.
Lyney, Lynette and Freminet: (gasps in horror)
Arlecchino: NEVER!
Freminet: (drops his claymore, goes down to the floor and sobs)
Lyney: (prepares his bow and cocks like a shotgun) That's it. She's going down.
Lynette: (summons her sword) Now, now, remember, guys. From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward.
(they saw a chandelier)
Lyney, Lynette and Freminet: That'll work!
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When Alastor first arrived in Hell
Overlord: Who the fuck are you?
Alastor: Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you- wait…,is that my voice? *coughs* Is that MY voice? Why is there a radio filter on it??? Oh well…
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An alternate universe wherein Jaune didn’t go to Beacon to be a hero but was instead hired by Cinder to assist her nefarious plans™️. He’s not great at it.
Cinder: *dramatically* Pull the lever, Jaune!
Jaune: *slams lever down*
Cinder: *drops through trap door* WRONG LEVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr……!!!
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Cinder: *struggling through muddy forest on foot, cursing up a storm and fighting off Grimm*
Jaune: Oh, look! A golden small-winged warbler! Just one more for exotic bird bingo!
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Ruby: It can’t be!! How did you get to Atlas before us?!
Cinder: I…!
Cinder: …um, how did we, Jaune?
Jaune: Well, ya got me! *holds up map of Remnant* By all accounts it doesn’t make sense!
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Cinder: *out of patience with Jaune* …and do you want to know something else? I’ve never liked your spinach puffs!
Jaune: 😧
Cinder: NEVER!!
Jaune: *sobs* 🥺
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Vi: How did you get back here before us?
Silco: Uh… how did we, Sevika?
Sevika: Well, you got me.
Sevika, pulling out a map: By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.
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Hermione: So, I'll admit, this was a good idea.
Ron: When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
Hermione: Hm, that's funny, because I thought... *holds up a finger* stealing your dad's illegally modified car... *holds up a second finger* flying it in plain view of Muggles to Hogwarts... *holds up a third finger* crashing it into the Whomping Willow and breaking your wand...were all really bad ideas.
Ron: Okay, anything sounds bad with that attitude.
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fWhip: It's no concern of mine if Gobland doesn't have... what was it again?
Gem: Basic resources?!
fWhip: Well, they should have thought of that before they became peasants.
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Jane, tied to a log: Uh oh
Dirk, also tied to the log and also a horse somehow: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall
Jane: Yup
Dirk: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Jane: Most likely
Dirk: Bring it on
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