Qrow: Who has four toothbrushes, like Jacques Schnee or something?
Store Employee: No, that’s like, for a family.
Qrow: Family? Like, a whole family and their toothbrushes all together? Two slots for the parent toothbrushes and two slots for their kids?
Store Employee: Yup.
Qrow: So the parent toothbrushes can be close to the kid toothbrushes and watch over them and they can talk about their toothbrush feelings and they can hold their little toothbrush hands when they’re sad and make sure no harm comes to their little bristles?
Store Employee: Sure..?
Qrow: *crying into plunger*