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incorrecttigerandbunny · 11 months
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Lunatic: The nerve of those heroes. Inviting me over there- and on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it.
Lunatic: Four o'clock, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger - tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with self loathing. I'm booked.
Lunatic: Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9:00 I could still be done in time to lie in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?
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incorrect-malfoys · 1 year
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Lucius: Ugh! Curse this Christmas music! It’s joyful and triumphant!
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Faybelle finally receives an invitation - it’s to Coral’s birthday party.
Faybelle: the nerve of that girl. Inviting me to her stupid party. ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it.
Fayebelle pulls out her day planner.
4: Wallow in self pity.
4:30 stare into the abyss
5: solve world hunger - tell NO ONE!
5:30 jazzercise
6:30 Dinner with me - I can’t cancel that again.
7: wrestle with my self loathing.
Fayebelle: I’m booked! Of course if I push self loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed and stare into the ceiling and slip slowly into madness…
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Edgar: You know, McCullum, I like you much better with my glasses off.
Geoffrey: You put your glasses back on and face the facts!
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emmikay · 2 years
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Grizabella: 6:30; dinner with me. I can't cancel that again.
Grizabella: 7:00; wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked!
Grizabella: I suppose if I bumped the loathing to 9:00 I'd still have time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness.
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incorrectdnb · 1 year
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Exosphere: Right, let’s see here...
Exosphere, at Dave: Hate.
Exosphere, at Bambi: Hate...
Exosphere, at Expunged: Hate.
Exosphere, at Allure: H a t e.
Exosphere, at Bandumb: Hate!
Exosphere, at Bampol: Hate!
Exosphere, at Tristan: Haaaaaate.
Exosphere, at FlyHigh: Double hate!
Exosphere, at Dandi: LOATHE ENTIRELY!
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uncorrectintamed · 3 months
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Wen Qing: Maybe you should go visit your sister.
Wei Wuxian: My schedule wouldn't allow it! 4:00 wallow in self pity; 4:30 stare into the abyss; 5:00 solve world hunger (tell no one); 5:30 jazzercise; 6:30 dinner with me, I can't cancel that again; 7:00 wrestle with my self loathing. I'm booked!
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 4 months
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Eridan: the nervve of those humans invvitin me to a holiday party on such short notice
Eridan: evven if i wwanted to go to the christmas party my schedule wwouldn’t alloww it
Eridan: four o clock, wwalloww in self pity
Eridan: four thirty, stare into the abyss
Eridan: fivve o clock, solvve wworld hunger, tell: no-one
Eridan: fivve thirty, jazzercise
Eridan: six thirty dinne,r wwith me- i cant cancel that again!
Eridan: seven o cloc,k wwrestle with my self loathing
Eridan: im booked!
Eridan: of course if i bump the loathing to nine i could be done in time to lie in bed stare at the ceiling and slip slowwly into madness
Eridan: …
Eridan: but wwhat wwould i wwear!?
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tf2incorrectquotes · 7 months
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After meeting the Heavy:
Medic: Ah! *clutches chest* ARRRRGH! ARCHIMEDES, HELP ME! I’M… FEELING!! *collapses*
Archimedes: Chirp?
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alicentsstark · 4 months
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Iceman: Any calls? Slider's Answering Machine: You have no messages Slider: Odd. Better check the outgoing. Slider's Answering Machine: If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.
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cybergoth-damsel · 4 months
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Guy sees Grinch for the first time REACTION
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waterfire1848 · 1 year
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[ Azula watching Zuko and Katara talk in Ba Sing Se. ]
Azula: She’s a good person. Bad judge of character though.
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wyatthaliwells · 1 year
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Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we're HORRIBLY MANGLED...there'll be no sad faces on Christmas. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) | dir. Ron Howard
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Shinigami: Do I have a crush on Karai? Ha ha ha! Of course not!
Mikey: I didn’t ask you that.
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Glumshanks: The nerve of the Skylanders, inviting me to a Christmas party. And such short notice, too! Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it!!
Glumshanks: Let’s see, four o’clock, wallow in self-pity.
Glumshanks: Four-thirty, stare into the abyss.
Glumshanks: Five o’clock, help Kaos solve world hunger. Tell no one.
Glumshanks: Five-thirty, jazzercise.
Glumshanks: Six-thirty, dinner with me. I can’t cancel that again!
Glumshanks: Seven o’clock, wrestle with my self-loathing.
Glumshanks: …I’m booked! 'Course, if I move the loathing to nine, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness.
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theghooligan · 1 year
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dark impulse mikey, *externally*: so, how do you want to die?
dark impulse mikey’s *internal dialogue*: even if i wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercise; 6:30, dinner with me —i can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing. ... i’m booked. of course, if i bump the loathing to 9, i could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness…
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