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chiefladylightyay · 4 months
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In the womens locker room at Beacon.
*girls are changing, please wait warmly*
Weiss: Away with you, foul temptresses! Weiss von Schnee will not be seduced by your breathtaking, perfect bodies!
Ruby: Weiss, we're just getting changed for pe!
Penny: Sounds to me like you've already been seduced by our breathtaking, perfect bodies, Friend Weiss.
Weiss: *useless lesbian whimper*
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I don’t take criticism
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pathetic-dreamy · 9 months
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Harry: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Zayn: I only like dark humor.
Harry, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Zayn:
Harry: An IMPASTA!
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rainforestgeek · 1 year
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Lance: *flirts with Pidge for the millionth time*
Pidge: *actually flirts back*
Lance:
Pidge:
Pidge: You’re not going to say anything?
Lance: I don’t know… I didn’t think I’d get this far
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Miguel: if someone beautiful disagrees with me I will immediately change my views, I have no principles
Robby: well maybe you should have principles
Miguel: you’re right maybe I should
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bbu-fan-blog · 7 months
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Oscar: *approaches Billie*
Billie: Oscar senses my inner worth.
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minecraftcorrectmode · 10 months
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Radar, doing paperwork: What's your street name?
Axel: Big Axe-man.
Radar:
Radar: You live on a street called Big Axe-man?
Axel: Oh. You meant my address.
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rwbybutincorrect · 2 years
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Emerald: *walking into a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Mercury: *out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
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incorrect-hololive · 2 years
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Coco: I apologise for saying ‘fuck’ in front of Luna.
Towa: You just said it again.
Coco: ...
Coco: I am not a role model.
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koko-heads · 2 years
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gene: i have a lot of jokes about unemployed people
gene: but none of them work
louise:
tina:
linda:
bob:
bob: louise put down the knife
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Mizusaki: How many Asakusas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Kanamori: Just one. The real question is, how many ladders did she need?
Asakusa: *Offended noises*
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chiefladylightyay · 11 months
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*The Girls are playing Metal Slug, whichever one you want it to be.*
Ruby: The best weapon in Metal Slug has gotta be the rocket launcher, right?
Weiss: Oh, absolutely!
Penny: Friends, why the rock launcher? Would the lasers not be a better choice?
Ruby: Well, Penny, the rocket launcher is the best weapon for one simple reason.
Weiss: The Announcer! Just listen to this!
Announcer: Rawket Lawnchair!
Penny: *giggling* Yes, that is certainly true! Oh, fie, I died again!
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Piett: Can people be allergic to other people?
Needa: What? No, why?
Piett: General Veers. Every time I’m around him, my palms get sweaty, and I feel really warm, and my heartbeat and breathing get uneven.
Needa: Your—
Piett: I think I’m allergic to him.
Needa: Oh for god’s sake—
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pathetic-dreamy · 9 months
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Louis: What is love?
Zayn: An emotional minefield.
Liam: A neurochemical reaction.
Harry: Baby don't hurt me.
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vikings-incorrect · 2 years
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Ragnar: We have fun, don't we Athelstan?
Athelstan: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life
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seeker-of-stories19 · 2 months
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Miguel while drunk: You’re the hottest boyfriend I’ve ever had
Robby: I’m your husband
Miguel: OMG THAT’S AWESOME!!!!!
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