#source: the kane chronicles

[spiltinksky]

Seungkwan: I mean, when someone says “I forbid it”, that’s a good sign it’s worth doing.

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[incorrectspquotes]

Skulduggery: I might have a plan. You'll need to keep Mevolent distracted.

Valkyrie: Did I mention I don't have magic anymore?

Skulduggery: That's okay. How are you at bluffing, lying and talking trash?

Valkyrie: I've been told those are my most attractive qualities.

#skulduggery pleasant #valkyrie cain #skulduggery #source: percy jackson #source: the kane chronicles #tdotl spoilers

[emmikay]

Mistoffelees: I might have a plan. You'll need to keep them distracted.

Mungojerrie: Cool. I do want to remind you we don’t have magic explodey powers.

Mistoffelees: That's okay. How are you at bluffing, lying, and talking trash?

Rumpleteazer: I've been told those are our most attractive qualities.

#cats the musical #mister mistoffelees #mungojerrie #rumpleteazer #mungojerrie and rumpleteazer #magical mister mistoffelees #incorrect quotes #source: the kane chronicles

[ladymiraclewings]

Caine: This new adventure will be dangerous. Reckless. Probably fatal. Zooble: [sighs] So, an average day for us.

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #the amazing digital incorrect quotes #source: the kane chronicles #caine #zooble

[tdc-incorrect-quotes]

Rian: It'll be dangerous. Reckless. Probably fatal.

Gurjin: So, an average day for us.

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[incorrect-hgs]

Thyme: I might have a plan. You'll need to keep them distracted.

Amaryllis: Did I mention I don't have magic anymore?

Thyme: That's okay. How are you at bluffing, lying, and talking trash?

Amaryllis: I've been told those are my most attractive qualities!

#High Guardian Spice #Quote #Source: The Kane Chronicles #Thyme #Amaryllis

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Bree: What do you think of Sel?

Alice: Smug bastard. His hair’s to good. I don’t trust people with hair that good.

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[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Carter: My favorite thing to do is tell my friends all the crazy things Victor Hugo did and see the look of shock on their faces because they only know him as the great author who wrote Les Mis and Hunchback and not as the man who gave his fiancée a live bat in an envelope. Sadie: He did what?!

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[shimmeringlesbian]

I feel like we don’t talk enough about how in the crown of ptolemy short story Percy looks at Sadie and is like “woah she’s like if Annabeth and I had a daughter” and then starts imagining him and Annabeth having a daughter, because those couple of paragraphs are literally my favorite thing ever

#percabeth #pjo #annabeth chase #percy jackson #literally my otp #they're the source of my happiness #my pjo hyperfixation is back baby #kane chronicles #sadie kane

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Carter: hey, sadie, do you wanna help?

Sadie: oh, i wish i could, but i don’t want to

#kane chronicles #Carter Kane #Sadie Kane #incorrect quotes #source: friends

[classy-disaster]

Carter: I think Sadie was right.

Zia: I'm surprised she hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Walt: She wouldn't do that.

Sadie, standing in the doorway: You're right, Walt. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Sadie: *turns around, the shirt she's wearing says 'Sadie Told You So' on the back*

#incorrect kane chronicles quotes #kane chronicles #carter kane #sadie kane #zia rashid #walt stone #zarter #salt #apparently that's their ship name #correct me if i'm wrong #source: brooklyn 99

[hxuse-xf-black]

Hermione: So... the ministry has a death warrant out for you. The Order can't help us. You-Know-Who could come out of hiding at any moment and the last person with information to kill him has been killed. But we shouldn't worry, because we have a cryptic locket note and a vague hunch about magic items from a bedtime story.

Harry: Yeah, pretty much.

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[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

Eli does something incredibly stupid (and no one is surprised).

Trixie

#source: the kane chronicles: the throne of fire #slugterra #incorrect slugterra quotes #incorrect quotes #eli #eli shane #trixie #beatrice sting #trixie sting #mine

[emmikay]

Rum Tum Tugger: I mean, when someone says “I forbid it”, that’s a good sign it’s worth doing.

#cats the musical #rum tum tugger #incorrect quotes #source: the kane chronicles

[ladymiraclewings]

Astra: This mission will be dangerous. Reckless. Probably fatal.

Tony: [sighs] So, an average day for us.

#super wings #super wings incorrect quotes #astra #tony #source: the kane chronicles #incorrect quotes

[hecatechild]

Carter: You just casually cited Immanuel Kant! Yeah, I know we’re in a miserable bind here, but this might be the proudest day of my life!

Sadie: No offense, but that’s a real bummer of a life

#carter kane #sadie kane #kane chronicles #riordanverse #source: the good place #Carter and Sadie kane #riordan universe