Narcissa: Not everything on the internet is true
Draco: So there's not beautiful singles in my area dying to meet me?
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Buford: I’m telling you, Baljeet, I don’t know why we ever quit skipping! It was, like, our main mode of transportation in grade 3, and then for some reason, we all just stopped!
Baljeet:
Buford: You know why? Because society says that adults shouldn’t skip. Crazy, right?
Baljeet: I don’t know, I am kind of with society on this one.
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Lydia: Not everything on the internet is true
Scott: So there's not beautiful singles in my area dying to meet me?
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Draco: When you called me at work to tell me that your dogfather was coming over for dinner, you neglected to mention that he was going to be spending the night. Oh wait! You didn't call me.
Harry: Would you let it go already.
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Tav: Look, I came to you because of all my friends, you’re the most evil and conniving.
Astarion: Ooh, flattery. I’ll give you an extra 20 seconds.
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Bill, to Victoire, Dominique & Louis: You heard your mother!
Bill, whispering to Fleur: Why am I yelling?
Fleur: Dishes.
Bill, to Victoire, Dominique & Louis: What's the matter with you?! You're practically adults! It's time to start acting like it!
Bill, whispering to Fleur: Was that the general idea of what you're going for?
Fleur: Yeah.
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Dick Grayson: [to Mar’i and Jacob Grayson] You heard your mother!
Dick Grayson: [whispering to Koriand’r] Why am I yelling?
Koriand’r: Dishes.
Dick Grayson: [to Mar’i and Jacob Grayson] What’s the matter with you? You’re practically adults now! It’s time to start acting like it!
Dick Grayson: [to Koriand’r] Is that the general idea of what you’re going for?
Koriand’r: Yeah.
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henry: i’m telling you, albert, i don’t know why we ever quit skipping! it was, like, our main mode of transportation as kids, and then for some reason, we all just stopped!
albert:
henry: you know why? because society says that adults shouldn’t skip. crazy, right?
albert: i don’t know, i am kind of with society on this one.
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Dean: I don't trust anyone that works through problems. It's not a real thing
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[How raising Yang would’ve went…]
Raven: This is how you hold a knife when you’re whittling
Yang: Oh cool! Can I tr-
Raven: And this is how you hold a knife when you need to kill a man.
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tobias: hey, why are you crying?
severus: i’m just so scared.
tobias: child, I am going to give you a piece of advice that my dad gave me once. He said: “Son, stuff those feelings down. Stuff them down and eventually they’ll go away.” And I have not cried since.
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*Narcissa cooking for a grieving friend*
Narcissa, explaining to Draco: Because when somebody dies, you're not supposed to cook
Draco: Why not?
Narcissa: Because you're not supposed to cook when you're sad
Draco: Are you sad all the time, Bellatrix?
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Magna: [to Asta] This is how you hold a knife when you’re whittling.
Zora: [grabs knife from Magna’s hand] And this is how you hold a knife when you’re gonna kill a man.
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Mr. Gregory: Alice, what did you do?
Alice: Woah, why do you think it's my fault?
Mr. Gregory: Because you always do something.
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Sirius: Teddy, ready for your classmates party? Ready to socialise?
Teddy: If I must.
Sirius: That's the spirit.
Remus: Hold on. What are we going to do?
Teddy: Look people in the eye.
Remus: And what are we not going to do?
Teddy: Walk away while people are still talking to us.
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