#source: the order of the stick

[capndragn94]

*Entrapdak being villains*

Mermista: You people are sick!

Entrapta: Ah, but our relationship is healthy!

#she ra and the princesses of power #spop #she ra #mermista #she ra incorrect quotes #spop incorrect quotes #source: the order of the stick #entrapdak #entrapta #hordak

[bobauthorman]

Cinder: Nobody pays you to think, Watts!

Watts: ...They actually pay to do nothing BUT think, you moron!

#RWBY #Incorrect Quotes #Greenlight Volume 10 #Source: The Order of the Stick #Cinder Fall #Arthur Watts #Rooster Teeth #Support CRWBY #Giant in the Playgrounds Games #Rich Burlew #Monty oum #Kerry shawcross #actually do Salem's minions get paid?

[incorrect-mossvale-quotes]

Victor: Reese might threaten to incinerate you, and Ruaraidh might threaten to cut out your kidneys. But I have a different method of persuasion. Tell us what we need to know, or—

Enemy Vamp: Do your worst!

Victor: I'll CRY.

Enemy Vamp: ...What?

Victor: You heard me. I'll start bawling like a toddler who dropped their ice cream on the sidewalk. In front of your friends, your bosses, any girls you like. And I'll tell them it's because you were MEAN to me.

Enemy Vamp: [visibly horrified] ...You wouldn't.

Victor: [leans in menacingly] I think I'm misting up already.

#source: the order of the stick

[hitchell-mope]

Sam: And so begins another wacky adventure that will test the encumbrance limits of my sanity.

#supernatural #sam winchester #source: the order of the stick

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROXY, escaping from Derse prison: i wonder how ill cope outside….prison changed me

JOHN: you were only in there for forty minutes.

ROXY: prison changed me quickly

#submission #Source: Order of the Stick #how we doing today gamers. i just scheduled an hr appointment with my boss’s boss over a seating arrangement #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #roxy lalonde #john egbert

[arverst-aegnar]

alternate ending to "The Blue Spirit"

Zuko: Do your worst!

Aang: I'll cry.

Zuko: ... what?

Aang: You heard me. I'll start bawling like a toddler that dropped his ice cream on the sidewalk. In front of your crew, your uncle, any girls you like, and I'll tell them it's because YOU won't be my friend.

Zuko: You wouldn't!

Aang: I think I might be misting up already.

#a:tla #avatar: the last airbender #incorrect quotes #atla incorrect quotes #zuko #aang #source: order of the stick #*sweats nervously* haha typo what typo

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Tav: “Trust” isn’t a dirty word, you know.

Shadowheart: Of course it isn’t. Dirty words are harmless.

#source: order of the stick #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 shadowheart #shadowheart

[tf2-but-incorrect]

“I am going to shove sunshine so far up where the sun don’t shine that you will vomit nothing but warm summer days!”

-Soldier

#submission #(Source: Order of the Stick) #tf2 #tf2 soldier #soldier #incorrect tf2 quotes #thank you for the submission!

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Matara: Sometimes I genuinely can't tell whether Zentreya is a bad influence on Henya, or Henya is a good influence on Zen.

Haruka: Both, I think, but it still averages out somewhere south of neutral.

#matara kan #haruka karibu #zentreya #henya the genius #henya #vshojo #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: order of the stick

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shiho, sighing: Well, I guess one of us was bound to make this spiral out of control. It might as well be me this time.

#dcmk #magic kaito #miyano shiho #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: order of the stick

[incorrectcampcampbellquotes]

Quartermaster: A few years ago, I narrowly escaped an assassination attempt; one that resulted from an unpopular edict I had issued. Vera, a few years ago: THIS is what we think of Meat Loaf Day!

#cc quartermaster #cc vera #camp camp #source: order of the stick

[bobauthorman]

When Penny went AWOL (V7) Ironwood went to his science team for answers...

Ironwood: She's not following orders!

Scientist: Yes, I see. I suppose that's one of the dangers of making a robot self-aware.

Ironwood: Don't you have some sort of override command or something?

Scientist: I would- if she were a standard-issue android. But you asked to integrate a sentient mind and personality, which complicates matters. Emotions are tricky. You can't really sort out the ones you want from the ones you don't. That's generally why clients generally pay the SDC a great deal of money to manufacture workers that don't have any. If you were willing to pay us extra to craft a robot that gives up the main benefit of employing a robot, who was I to argue? Also, I was curious to see what would happen. Now I know.

#RWBY #Incorrect Quotes #Source: The Order of the Stick #James Ironwood #Schnee Dust Company #Penny Polendina #Greenlight Volume 10 #Atlas army #Strip 980 really gave me Ironwood vibes #Rooster Teeth #Rich Burlew #Monty Oum

[incorrect-mossvale-quotes]

Victor: (kicks open a door) HORSES!

Quentin: And so begins another conversation that will test the limits of my sanity.

#source: the order of the stick

[incorrectstreetfighterquotes]

Li-Fen: “Do all of your friends have weird emotional issues?”

Chun-Li: “Eh… Ryu’s probably fine.”

#incorrect street fighter quotes #street fighter #sfvi #chun li #li fen #source: order of the stick

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

HAL: Oh, I’m sorry, I fell asleep for a minute.

DIRK: You’re an AI, you’re physically incapable of sleeping.

HAL: Which should just emphasize how boring that was.

#submission #Source: Order of the Stick #wait didnt this also happen in the mitchells vs the machines #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #lil hal #hal strider #dirk strider

[arverst-aegnar]

(after watching Katara and Sokka hug after a fight)

Azula: Weird. It's almost like they don't even HAVE an obsessive homicidal grudge against their sibling.

Ty Lee: Azula, honey, some families are just ... different.

#a:tla #avatar: the last airbender #incorrect quotes #atla incorrect quotes #azula #ty lee #source: order of the stick