#source: tik tok

[starlightshadowsworld]

On my Kunikida has a history of getting in trouble with law enforcement, shit.

And well Kunikida can't afford a lawyer so the rest of the OG Agency 4 all get involved.

Katai: Your honour my client would like to plead Gemini.

Ranpo: Your honour, respectfully you weren't fucking there.

Yosano: Your honour, my client is the power house of the cell.

Ranpo: Your honour if my client was lying, than why are his pants not on fire?

Katai: Your honour, ladies and gentlemen of the chat.

Yosano: Your honour my client pleads oopsie daisy.

Somehow, this works...everytime.

#source: tik tok #bsd kunikida #bsd ranpo #bsd katai #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd yosano

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Nat, have you seen my glasses?

Yelena: Oh I’m not—

Y/N: Did I leave them in your bed again?

Yelena:

Y/N: Wait I found them.

Yelena:

Y/N:

#source: tik tok #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x reader #yelena belova #yelena belova incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: What did you get Mikey for his birthday?

Donnie: I got him a kitten.

Leo: Really? Me too!

April: I also got him a cat!

Raph: Looks like we had the same idea.

Donnie: Casey, please tell me you didn’t get Mikey a cat as well.

Casey: I got him a kitten!

[cuts to Mikey surrounded by cats]

Mikey: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: tik tok #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #michelangelo #leonardo #donatello #raphael #april o'neil #casey jones

[loserdiaz]

eddie after buck's done something very stupid: baby i love you so much

buck: love you too :)

eddie: but you have a very special talent of finding my last fucking nerve and tap dancing on it

#this is a real scene wdym #source: tik tok #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buck x eddie #buddie #buddie incorrect quotes #911 incorrect quotes #911 abc #911 on abc #911 fox

[zootopiathingz]

Vaggie: what did you get Charlie for her birthday?

Angel: I got her a cat.

Vaggie: wait, really? Me too.

Sir Pentious: I alssso got her a cat!

Husk: me too.

Alastor: looks like we all had the same idea!

Vaggie: Niffty, please tell me you didn’t get Charlie a cat as well.

Niffty: I got her a cat!

*cut to Charlie surrounded by cats*

Charlie: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #vaggie hazbin hotel #angel dust #sir pentious #husk hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #niffty hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #source: tik tok

[incorrect-spiderverse]

 Enemies make Hobie read their demands in front of a camera:

Hobie: "Hello, my name is Hobie. I have been kidnapped…"

Kidnapper: *points gun at Hobie*

Hobie: *pushing the man away* "Can you stop pointing the gun at me? It’s fucking annoying"

Kidnapper: *kind of confused and scared*

...

 Hobie: "To ensure my safe return home please pay us one million pounds…"

Hobie: "Wait … One million pounds?" *glares at the men*

Kidnapper: "… ?"

Hobie: "Is that fucking it? Is that what you think I’m worth? No, I’m not havin' that. That’s fucking ridiculous… "

Hobie: *stands up to leave* "That’s insulting!"

Kidnapper: "...What the hell?"

...

Hobie: "To ensure my safe return home please pay us five hundred million pounds."

Kidnapper: "…"

Hobie: "Now! Thats more like it!"

...

Hobie, while walking around the hide out: "What a shithole! You guys could really tidy up more here."

Kidnapper: "Wait... what?! Where are your handcuffs?"

Hobie: "Got them off. They were too loose"

...

Hobie: "So, what made you chose me out of all those spideys? It’s my attitude, right? Tell me I am right. Oh, I am so right."

Kidnapper: "Can’t you shut up for a second?!"

Hobie: *offended* "No need to be rude! Just making some small talk! "

Kidnapper: *ponders all his decisions in life*

...

 Kidnapper: "We didn’t get the money! You are going to die now!"

Hobie: "Gentleman! Let’s be civil about this! Let’s make a deal. You surrender and you won’t get hurt. How does that sound?"

Kidnapper: "And how do you intend to hurt us?"

Hobie: *being innocent* "No! No! I can’t hurt you"

Kidnapper: "…?"

Hobie: "But my team can. Say hi!"

Miles, Gwen, and Pavitr: *barges in and webs everyone up*

Hobie: "You should have accepted the deal mate"

...

 *On the way back to the Spidey base*

Hobie: "Took you a lot bloody longer than I have thought to save my ass…"

Miles: "What the hell? You needed no one to save you. You could have taken them out hours ago!"

Pavitr: "We waited. Looked like you were having fun"

Hobie: "Awww cheers for that. I did have fun!"

Gwen: "I'm so done with all of you"

#source: tik tok #spiderverse #into the spider verse #into spider verse #into the spiderverse #hobie brown #spiderverse hobie #miles morales #pavitr prabhakar #spiderverse pavitr #spider gwen #gwen stacy #spidergwen #incorrect quotes #incorrect spiderverse #across the spiderverse

[mackerel22]

Atsushi: What is it like to be aspec? I don't really get it.

Dazai: Ok, listen up. Mentally I'm very romantic.

Dazai: Physically I'm asexual.

Dazai: Spiritually I'm a fucking slut.

Atsushi: Yep, makes sense.

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd incorrect #incorrect bungo stray dogs #incorrect bungo stray dogs quotes #incorrect quotes #bsd dazai #bungou gay dogs #bungou stray dogs dazai #atsushi nakajima #osamu dazai #bungou stray dogs atsushi #dazai #bsd atsushi #dazai bsd #source: tik tok #aspec #asexual #asexuality day #asexuality #ace #demisexual #greysexual #ace day #bungou stray dogs #ace dazai #dazai headcanons #dazai hcs #headcanon #I just saw it on TikTok and I had to post it

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Ms Pauling: How is it that you could singlehandedly snap a man in half like a trig, but your boyfriend is the terrifying one?

Heavy: *soppily* I know, I'm so lucky...

#source: tiktok #source: tik tok #tf2 ms pauling #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[selfship-quotes]

Platonic F/O, mockingly: Nice onesie, does it come in men's?

S/I: Oh, I think you come in men enough for all of us.

#source: tik tok #suggestive #imagine your f/o #selfship quotes

[caslutz]

Jamie: Can I make you some tea?

Keeley: Uh yeah, sure.

Jamie: Alright we have… green tea, detox, and uh— cha-ma-ma-lay

Keeley: …what did you call it?

Jamie: cha-ma-ma-lay.

Keeley:

Keeley: It’s chamomile.

Jamie:

Jamie: wait— WAIT.

Keeley: I texted Roy!

Jamie: NOO!!

#dyslexic jamie is real #but keeley is there to teach him new words #only after teasing him though #and you know roy flips his shit #jamie tartt #keeley jones #roy kent #royjamiekeeley #royjamie #jamiekeeley #ted lasso #ted lasso incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tik tok

[doththymayo]

Davey: What's in the bottle?

Racetrack: It's just water.

Davey: Let me see that. *takes a sip from the bottle and spits it out*

Davey: Race, that is wine!

Racetrack: Praise the Lord, Jesus has done it again!

#source: tik tok #newsies #newsies 1992 #newsies broadway #newsies as incorrect quotes #incorrect newsies quotes #newsies west end #newsies uk #west endsies #uksies #david newsies #davey jacobs #davey newsies #david jacobs #race newsies #racetrack newsies #racetrack higgins

[starlightshadowsworld]

Beast Atsushi:... Did we just pre game a funeral?

Beast Kouyou: Shut the fuck up and act sober.

Beast Chuuya: trips over his own feet and falls over

Beast Atsushi: Shit.

#Source: tik tok #It's fine it's Dazai's funeral it's what he would've wanted probably maybe #beast atsushi #beast kouyou #beast chuuya #bsd beast #bungou stray dogs beast

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: You’re the most jealous woman I know.

Wanda: 

Wanda: You know other women?

#source: tik tok #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff incorrect quotes #scarlet witch #wanda maximoff x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Splinter: God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.

Leo: WHEN DID I SIGN UP FOR THE WAR?! WHEN DID I ENLIST?!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: tik tok #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #master splinter #leonardo

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Pomni: How do you manage to stay so positive?

Wally: Delusion.

#source: tik tok #source: tiktok #Wally Darling #welcome home puppet show #pomni (the amazing digital circus) #the amazing digital circus #incorrect quotes #crossover

[stardust948]

Hobie: Where are your ears, love?

Mayday: Right here!

Hobie: Good job! Can you cover them like this? *covers his ears*

Mayday, giggling: *covers her ears*

Hobie: Brilliant! Now...

Hobie: *cusses out Miguel with the filthiest mouth possible*

#spiderman #spiderverse #atsv #hobie brown #mayday parker #miguel o'hara #source: tik tok #incorrect quotes #atsv incorrect quotes