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Prudence: Could you be quiet?! I’m trying to think.
Penelope: Don’t worry, doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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spn-lesbian · 1 year
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Bobby: okay. Rule number 1, do not go off on your own. Rule number 2, if you do go off on your own, do not go in the woods. Rule number 3, if you do go into the woods, never, ever, EVER, make out in the woods, or you will DIE in the woods...
Sam:
Bobby: where are Dean and Cas?
Sam: breaking rules number 1, 2 and 3
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year
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Carol: Okay. Rule number 1, do not go off on your own. Rule number 2, if you do go off on your own, do not go in the woods. Rule number 3, if you do go into the woods, never, ever, EVER, make out in the woods, or you will DIE in the woods…
Kate:
Carol: Where’s Y/N and Wanda?
Kate: Breaking rules number 1, 2 and 3.
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Mikey: What’s wrong?
Leo, looking sad at a cake: Uh, I used all the flambé start, but it won’t “flambé”.
Mikey: Nothing happened when you lit it?
Leo: Ohhhhh.
Mikey: …It’s like talking to an eggplant.
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incorrect-malfoys · 5 months
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Lucius: Rule number 1, do not go off on your own. Rule number 2, if you do go off on your own, do not go in the woods. Rule number 3, if you do go into the woods, never, ever, EVER, make out in the woods, or you will DIE in the woods...
Narcissa:
Lucius: Where are Bellatrix and Rodolphus?
Narcissa: ...Breaking rules number 1, 2 and 3
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hawkinsincorrect · 19 days
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Robin: Okay, rule number one of horror movies: never go off alone.
Robin: Rule two: if you do go off alone, don't go in the woods.
Robin: Rule three: if you DO go off alone in the woods, NEVER make out in the woods! Or you will DIE in the woods!
Vickie: ...where are Steve and Nancy?
Robin: Breaking rules one through three.
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fatherfigurefusion · 29 days
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(After the events of the first trial...)
Ace: (to Teruko, eager to rub it in) So, your boyfriend and girlfriend turned on you, huh? Hate to see that happen! Bet you feel like a loser about now, huh? Less of a tough one!
Teruko: (pulling out her knife) Enough of a tough one to take your head off, geek!
Ace: (girly running away, high-pitched) AAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Moe: Make a mental note of that, Richard.
Richard, searching his pockets: I don't have a pen.
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wisefoxluminary · 3 months
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Dean after Castiel is dragged into The Empty:
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alien-slushie · 9 months
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Draco: Did I get anything from this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful.
Pansy: He kissed a guy!
Draco: No I didn't!
Pansy: Yes you did.
Draco: Didn't!
Pansy: Diiiid!
Draco: Did. Not.
Pansy: Did did did~ did didid did did did~ did did did~!
Blaise: Eh-hem. I can break this tie. He totally did.
*Shows picture of Draco kissing Harry's cheek as they slept on the common room floor*
Draco: I have no comment
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Effie: Could you be quiet? I'm trying to think.
Haymitch: Don't worry, doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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incorrect-losers · 10 months
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Bill & Richie: *Kissing passionately*
Bill, pulling away, out of breath: You’re still not my type
Richie: You make me sick
Bill & Richie: *Continues kissing passionately*
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Kristoff: Could you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Olaf: Don't worry, doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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Rottytops: Okay! As the resident horror movie buff, I feel the need to set some ground rules.
Rottytops: Rule number one: do not go off on your own. Rule number two: if you do go off on your own, do not go into the woods! Rule number three: if you do go off into the woods, never, ever, EVER make out in the woods, or you will DIE in the woods! Everyone got that!?
Rottytops:
Rottytops: ...where are Sky and Bolo?
Shantae: Breaking rules number one, two, and three.
Rottytops: Dang it! I hate being the responsible one!
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Max: I know - Pikeman! I never thought I'd be able to tolerate him, but he's... deal-able. We even have stuff in common, which is like, the weirdest thing ever. If I tip over the edge and start making Pikeman-type lists, kill me. Pikeman, elsewhere: I know - Max. He's not a complete social freak after all. Sometimes he's even a good person to have on your team. Sometimes. You know, I wouldn't mind going against him in a contest again. Obviously, I'd still win. He's incapable of making a list.
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faafi · 4 months
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Rev: I've never been good at staying mad. Sometimes, that upsets me! But never for long.
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