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sokkas-first-fangirl · 1 year

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Skara: “If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?”

Willow: “Schrödinger's boys!”

Hunter: “Fuck!”

Viney: “What about cracking open a cold milkshake?”

Gus: “As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.”

Skara, Willow, Hunter, Viney: “.....”

Gus: “Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.”

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adastra121 · 1 year

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Vere: *to a rude passerby* Me? I'm the bee’s knees, but you? You're merely... Leander: Cockroach ankles! Vere: Don't help me.

#touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved vn #touchstarved leander #touchstarved vere #red spring studios #incorrect quotes #source: I'm pretty sure tumblr

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the-travelers-hub · 1 year

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Stubborn: Bats are the superior weapon when it comes to pain.

Stubborn: Sure, swords are unrivalled when it comes to homoeroticism, but if you want raw pain, parrying and bone breaking, bats reign supreme.

Air-Headed: It took me a full minute to realise you weren't advocating the use of flying rodents as a weapon.

Vampire: Wait, they weren't?

#miitopia #incorrect quotes #stubborn #airheaded #vampire #source: tumblr #-> source wasn't given but i'm pretty sure this was a tumblr post

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novemberwasgrey · 1 year

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Enid: Name one good thing about yourself.

Wednesday: Xavier.

Enid: But-

Wednesday: He’s a part of me whether I like it or not.

#source: somewhere on tumblr #I'm pretty sure I saw it on a solangelo post but I can't find it #wenvier #xavier thorpe #wednesday addams

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rocksanddeadflowers · 6 months

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Persphone Tim to Hades Ashes EXCEPT it's actually the start of the poly ship between Brian/Jonny/Tim bc Hades decides to host a grand ball for their 'wedding' or something and Jonny and Brian decide to come but they were not informed of who Persphone actually is so when Tim walks out with Ashes completely decked out in like a dramatic dress and pretty hair + makeup Brian and Jonny do the Granger Danger duet from Team Starkid's AVPM (Brian is Ron and Jonny is Draco, respectively. Also Ashes 100% knows they're down bad for Tim and finds it hilarious.)

Edit to add a YouTube link to the actual song in case anyone hasn't heard it (which I'm doing primarily bc I'm a sucker for Joey and Lauren like..... ugh they're so.......)

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Also Brian and Jonny definitely start absent mindedly dancing together just to get a close look at Tim. I know I was there I was the spiked punch bowl.

#HEAR ME OUT PLSSSSSS #i know tumblr doesn't like harry potter a lot (honestly bc of the creator that's fair)#but Starkid doesn't count right??? RIGHT????#starkid is 100000 time better than the source material and I'm pretty sure r*wling tried to sue them over it #EVEN THO IT'S A PARODY AND COMPLETELY LEGAL!!!!#anyway #granger danger goes hard especially since draco and ron are married now i think #the mechanisms #starkid avpm #Youtube

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its-leethee · 8 months

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I finished reading Here There Be Dragons and. Y'all. It was so good. The art is gorgeous; colorful and intense. The characters are fascinating, funny and more than a little bit tragic. It's a fairytale-world-chosen-one-wild-roadtrip story that still feels unique and fresh. Go read it!

#THANK YOU to whomever pointed me to this story ilu #i'm sorry i can't remember who i have terrible source amnesia. pretty sure it was a tumblr someone #my recommendations #here there be dragons #webcomics

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lawlietofmylife · 2 years

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light: i actually have a black belt

l: in karate?

light: no, from gucci

#death note #death note incorrect quotes #light yagami #l lawliet #incorrect quotes #lawlight #source: tumblr #(i'm pretty sure at least)

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incorrectjane-andthedragon · 1 year

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*Modern AU* *they're adults*

Jane: Hey I impulsively bought a snake, what's a good snake name?

Smithy: You did WHAT-

Jester: William Snakespeare

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emmikay · 2 years

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Macavity: Actually, I'm a devil's advocate.

Bombalurina: You're not even a lawyer.

#cats the musical #macavity #bombalurina #to be fair i'm pretty sure practising law without passing the bar is illegal so...#incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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fungi-maestro · 2 years

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(via @tmbgareok)

#flashing #eyestrain #gif #tmbg #they might be giants #john linnell #john flansburgh #pixel johns #pixel tmbg #can someone please help me find the source for these gifs #posting my request for help in the tags in case anyone wants to rb the gifs bc theyre pretty cool #but yeah i know theres pixel johns like these in push back the hands and put it to the test but that is NOT where these are from i'm sure #rb this with the source if you know it please #thank you so much tmbg fans on tumblr

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rubberbandballqueen · 2 years

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*lying facedown in a ditch* i know too much abt web design for someone too impatient to formally learn the stuff

#not sure if 'web design' is the right word for what i'm doing (editing tumblr themes) but i am a tiny selfish child #who sees a tumblr theme i like and i go 'ooo this is nice' but then it doesn't have everything i want #usually 'looks kind of unreadable on mobile and i refuse to just use the default mobile theme'#but it's Very Obvious that i have no idea what i'm doing when i just fiddle w/aspects of the code in hopes that it does what i want #or kind of stitch bits of code from other sources in also in the hopes that it does what i want #which is like probably also VERY RUDE of me so i'm basically just trying to figure out how the pretty themes i like #do the things i like so i can just like. do it myself! :D but anyway now i'm reading abt tippy tooltips trying to figure out #what the hell it does and how it's being used in these themes and i once again feel like i'm in Way over my head #i think i know how html works on a fundamental level but css is not smth i've tried very hard to understand yet #i guess it's time to do that now too huh le sigh #the worm speaks

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mbrine · 18 days

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I have hacked the mainframe (Inspect Element)

It seems like WOW starts at 4000 boops given, OMG at 2000, MAX at 1000

Adding on all the tiers I've found so far

MAX - 1000

LOL - 1500?(Missed the window, can't confirm)

OMG - 2000

WOW - 4000

*-* - 5000

WHY - 6000

PLZ - 7000

AAA - 7500

;_; - 8000

0_0 - 8500

T_T - 9000

MAX - 9200+? (I think the counter bugged? idk)

<33 - 9500

TUM - 10000 given

BLR - 10000 received

How to Super Boop

On desktop, hover your mouse over the Boop button for around 5 seconds, and it will do 2 spins.

Once the button is done spinning, click on it and you can send a Super Boop!

EVIL BOOPS can be accessed by allowing the animation to play 3 times before clicking

One way to get Super Boops on mobile is using a web browser to access tumblr. Use "Desktop Site"/"Desktop Mode", then click and hold the button to send the boop. That'll convert it to a Super Boop button. It seems pretty inconsistent though.

For all clicking enthusiasts, do click this too, trust me, it's just as satisfying

Omg thanks everyone for the boops, I've been butterfly clicking the boop button for so many different people for the past 6 hours and I'm exhausted

I'm pretty sure this is also my most engaged post on any platform I've ever used, thanks for all the RBs and likes <3 <3 <3

If anyone's crazy enough to try reaching 10k without an autoclicker, here's what I did

Ok, one more tutorial for the boops before I go to bed for real.

How do I check my exact given and received boop count?

NOTE: You'll need to refresh the page to update the counters, unless there's another method to check the live count

Chrome

Go to your dash ("home" tab).

Press f12, or right click and select "Inspect Element"

In the window that pops up, click on "Sources" then "dashboard" under "www.tumblr.com" (Pic below for reference)

In the window showing the code, press Ctrl+F and type in either "givenCount" or "receivedCount".

Ta da! (Pic below for reference)

Firefox

Go to your dash ("home" tab).

Press f12, or right click and select "Inspect Element (Q)"

In the window that pops up, click on "Debugger", then "Sources" and "dashboard" under "www.tumblr.com" (Pic below for reference)

In the window showing the code, press Ctrl+F and type in either "givenCount" or "receivedCount".

Enjoy formatting (Pic below for reference)

Gonna take a break from Tumblr for now, my fingers are in shambles and I'm pretty sure I can hear the mouse clicks echoing around inside my skull. Thanks to everyone for making this random Singaporean guy's day, mbrine signing out! ❤

Here's a link to my Twitch and Instagram for those who're interested, seeing as the standard procedure for when a post blows up online is to shamelessly plug lol ;)

Happy April Fool's Day!

#boop #boop o meter #boop war #WOW OMG MAX #tutorial

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maniculum · 7 months

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Medieval Scorpions Effortpost

So yesterday I reblogged this post featuring an 11th-century depiction of the Apocalypse Locusts from Revelations, noting the following incongruity as another medieval scorpion issue:

The artist, as you can see, has interpreted "tails like scorpions" as meaning "glue cheerful-looking snakes to their butts".

Anyway, it occurred to me that the medieval scorpion thing might not be as widely known as I think it is, and that Tumblr would probably enjoy knowing about it if it isn't known already. So, finding myself unable to focus on the research I'm supposed to be doing, I decided to write about this instead. I'll just go ahead and put a cut here.

As we can see in the image above, at least one artist out there thought a "scorpion" was a type of snake. Which makes it difficult to draw "tails like scorpions", because a snake's tail is not that distinctive or menacing (maybe rattlesnakes, but they don't have those outside the Americas). So they interpreted "tails like scorpions" as "the tail looks like a whole snake complete with head".

Let me tell you. This is not a problem unique to this illustration.

See, people throughout medieval Europe were aware of scorpions. As just alluded to, they are mentioned in the Bible, and if the people producing manuscripts in medieval Europe knew one thing, it was Stuff In Bible. They're also in the Zodiac, which medieval Europe had inherited through classical sources. However, let's take a look at this map:

That's Wikipedia's map of the native range of the Scorpiones order, i.e., all scorpion species. You may notice something -- the range just stops at a certain northern latitude. Pretty much all of northern Europe is scorpion-free. If you lived in the north half of Europe, odds were good you had never seen a scorpion in your life. But if you were literate or educated at all, or you knew they were a thing, because you'd almost certainly run across them being mentioned in texts from farther south. And those texts wouldn't bother to explain what a scorpion was, of course -- everyone knows scorpions, right? When was the last time you stopped to explain What Is Spiders?

So medieval writers and artists in northern Europe were kind of stuck. There was all this scorpion imagery and metaphor in the texts they liked to work from, but they didn't really know what a scorpion was. Writers could kind of work around it (there's a lot of "oh, it's a venomous creature, moving on"), but sometimes they felt the need to break it down better. For this, of course, they'd have to refer to a bestiary -- but due to Bestiary Telephone and the persistent need of bestiary authors to turn animals into allegories, one of the only visual details you got on scorpions was that they... had a beautiful face, which they used to distract people in order to sting them.

And look. I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum, but I would say that a scorpion's face has significant aesthetic appeal only for a fairly small segment of the population. I'm sure you could get an entomologist to rhapsodize about it a bit, but your average person on the street will not be entranced by the face of a scorpion. So this did not help the medieval Europeans in figuring out how to depict scorpions. There was also some semantic confusion -- see, in some languages (such as Old and Middle English), "worm" could be a general term for very small animals of any kind. But it also could mean "serpent".* So there were some, like our artist at the top of the post, who were pretty sure a scorpion was a snake. This was probably helped along by the fact that "venomous" was one of the only things everyone knew about them, and hey, snakes are venomous. Also, Pliny the Elder had floated the idea that there were scorpions in Africa that could fly, and at least one author (13th-century monk Bartholomaeus Anglicus) therefore suggested that they had feathers. I don't see that last one coming up much, I just share it because it's funny to me.

*English eventually resolved this by borrowing the Latin vermin for very small animals, using the specialized spelling wyrm for big impressive mythical-type serpents, and sticking with the more specific snake for normal serpents.

Some authors, like the anonymous author of the Ancrene Wisse, therefore suggested that a scorpion was a snake with a woman's face and a stinging tail. (Everyone seemed to be on the same page with regards to the fact that the sting was in the tail, which is in fact probably the most recognizable aspect of scorpions, so good job there.) However, while authors could avoid this problem, visual artists could not. And if you were illustrating a bestiary or a calendar, including a scorpion was not optional. So they had to take a shot at what this thing looked like.

And so, after this way-too-long explanation, the thing you're probably here for: inaccurate medieval drawings of scorpions. (There are of course accurate medieval drawings of scorpions, from artists who lived in the southern part of Europe and/or visited places where scorpions lived; I'm just not showing you those.) And if you find yourself wondering, "how sure are you that that's meant to be a scorpion?" -- all of these are either from bestiaries or from calendars that include zodiac illustrations.

11th-century England, MS Arundel 60. (Be honest, without the rest of this post, if I had asked you to guess what animal this was supposed to be, would you have ever guessed “scorpion”?)

12th-century Germany, "Psalter of Henry the Lion". (Looks a bit undercooked. Kind of fetal.)

12th-century France, Peter Lombard's Sententiae. (Very colorful, itsy bitsy claws, what is happening with that tail?)

12th-century England, "The Shaftesbury Psalter". (So a scorpion is some sort of wyvern with a face like a duck, correct?)

13th-century France, Thomas de Cantimpré's Liber de natura rerum. (I’d give them credit for the silhouette not being that far off, but there’s a certain bestiary style where all the animals kind of look like that. Also note how few of these have claws.)

13th-century England, "The Bodley Bestiary". (Mischievous flying squirrel impales local man’s hand, local man fails to notice.)

13th-century England, Harley MS 3244. (A scorpion is definitely either a mouse or a fish. Either way it has six legs.)

13th-century England, Harley MS 3244. (Wait, no, it’s a baby theropod, and it has two legs. (Yes, this is the same manuscript, that’s not an error, this artist did four scorpions and no two are the same.))

13th-century England, Harley MS 3244. (Actually it’s a lizard with tiny ears and it has four legs.)

13th-century England, Harley MS 3244. (Now that we’re at the big fancy illustration, I think I’ve got it — it’s like that last one, but two legs, longer ears, and a less goofy face. Also I’ve decided it’s not pink anymore, I think that was the main problem.)

13th-century England, MS Kk.4.25. (A scorpion is a flat crocodile with a bear’s head.)

13th-century England, "The Huth Psalter". (Wyvern but baby! Does not seem to be enjoying biting its own tail.)

13th-century England, MS Royal 1 D X. (This triangular-headed gentlecreature gets the award for “closest guess at correct limb configuration”. If two of those were claws, I might actually believe this artist had seen a scorpion before, or at least a picture of one.)

13th-century England, "The Westminster Psalter". (A scorpion is the offspring of a wyvern and a fawn.)

13th-century England, "The Rutland Psalter". (Too many legs! Pull back! Pull back!)

13th or 14th-century France, Bestiaire d'amour rimé. (This is very similar to the fawn-wyvern, but putting it in an actual Scene makes it even more obvious that you’re just guessing.)

14th-century Netherlands, Jacob van Maerlant's Der Naturen Bloeme. (More top-down six-legged guys that look too furry to be arthropods.)

14th-century Germany, MS Additional 22413. (That is clearly a turtle.)

14th-century France, Matfres Eymengau de Beziers's Breviari d'amor. (Who came up with that head shape and what was their deal?)

15th-century England, "Bestiary of Ann Walsh". (Screw it, a scorpion is a big lizard that glares at you for trying to make me draw things I don’t know about.)

I've spent way too much time on this now. End of post, thank you to anyone who got all the way down here.

#medieval #medieval creatures #medieval art #scorpions #medieval scorpions #manuscript #medieval manuscripts #illuminated manuscript

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imnothereokuwu · 2 months

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✨🔀🔥

Inspired by the new Lucy figure and also an old picture I found on Pinterest

I'm pretty sure the source was Tumblr but I can't find it sadly.

#fairy tail #art #nalu #fairy tail natsu #fairy tail lucy #fairy tail nalu #lucy x natsu #natsu x lucy #natsu dragneel #lucy heartfilia #my art #fanart #NATSU SLAYS #poor Lucy competing with him

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becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys · 1 year

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A source of great joy to me this weekend has been watching Boris Johnson's fucking transparent-as-oxygen game of Schrödinger's contestant because my god, this man's ego

Like he cancelled his holiday, came home early on Saturday, and he was ready, Tumblrs, he was ready, little blue boxing gloves on, sweatband in place around his little ham ears, Carrie Antoinette mopping his brow... He was here and prepared to FIGHT Rishi Sunak. He was going to WIN. This was his chance to unite the Tories, to be vindicated and exonerated, to get back to his ugly flat in number 10 that he had decorated like a colonial officer's room in the British Raj, and everyone was going to pat his wig and honk his dick and it was all going to be great. All he needed was a hundred supporters! He could beat his mean former Grand Vizier! It was going to be beautiful.

...Except people did hate him when he left, didn't they? They said very mean things about his face and also his brain. When he was packing up he even found custard in his clown shoes, Tumblrs, and he's pretty sure it was Michael Gove that put it there because he smirked at the squelching. So wouldn't it be awful - wouldn't it be HORRIFYING - if he tried to compete...and LOST.

:O :O :O

Solution - campaign without ever actually telling anyone you're campaigning. If you win, huzzah! You're so popular! If you lose, it's fine, you were never actually competing. Schrödinger's contestant. A perfect plan. The only thing that would undermine it is if you then very obviously and visibly start canvassing and competing.

Lol.

The highlights included:

Getting back into the country yesterday and immediately claiming that he already had over 100 votes, because hey, lying always worked before

He did not

He had 54

Calling Penny Mordaunt today and begging her to drop out so he can have her votes

Penny Mordaunt telling him to fuck his own clown nose

Penny Mordaunt telling him her supporters will switch to Sunak anyway if she drops out

Penny Mordaunt telling him some of his own supporters have already switched to her

Claiming tonight (Sunday) as the Monday deadline approaches that he has 102

102 is the exact number you'd claim because 100 or 101 would sound too unbelievable

Realising he is definitely not going to win because he does not, in fact, have 102, or even 100

Announcing 15 minutes ago that he isn't competing anyway so really when you think about it he hasn't lost

He should have stayed on holiday

Anyway people keep asking me but I'm telling you, it'll be Sunak

#politik #the adventures of big dog the clown #the second clownfall of 2022

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toskarin · 9 months

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As someone knowledgeable about MMOs, and given the topic of SAO just came up. If you were to write a .Hack/SAO/Log Horizon style story, what kind of things would you focus on? I personally feel like there are a lot of different elements of MMO culture anyone writing about them could really delve into. So I'm curious what Tumblr user Toskarin would choose.

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back when I played Perfect World, it had some empty spaces. this wasn't uncommon for mmos, and if you can name one older than 15 or so years, you can bet there were vast empty spaces on the world map that existed to pad it

but they were important! sure, they added nothing of obvious value and could cynically be read as existing just to pad travel time, but they also made the worlds feel bigger than you what you were doing in them. and more mysterious.

some friends in my guild and I got a message one day that one member was going to roll a new character and wanted help levelling. a complication: their starting zone was across the sea.

a few friends and I volunteered to swim across the sea to their zone. there were definitely easier ways to go about it, but setting out to do something just to see if it was possible seemed fun

now, they may have changed this since then, but the sea in Perfect World felt strange in a way I haven't seen any game really emulate since. the sky was a dull, and as was the fashion, everything was a bit muted. the sea itself was opaque, and when you swam under it, there was a significant amount of grey-blue terrain that seemed to stretch on forever into the fog

and of course, there was fuck all in it. nothing alive. no monsters until you got close to a shore. just vast empty sea that you swam through, only your friends' characters to break up the odd stillness of it. you probably turned the music off at this point, too, so there was only ambient sound and splashing

this is because you were supposed to fly over it, if you crossed it at all. and because there wasn't really a good centralised source of knowledge on these things, it wasn't really clear if it was entirely empty

the trip there was fine, if a bit boring and lonely. during the trip back, I accidentally clicked on something in the middle of the ocean

now, there weren't supposed to be things there. I had my friends, but I clicked on a monster, and when I swam down to look at it, I saw that it was actually an enormous sea monster

so I pinged one of the guildmates swimming with me and they thought I was lying, so I showed them, and then we repeated this several times until everyone in the group had seen this weird thing that felt like it came from a schoolyard rumour

Ancient Sea Dragon. 99,999,999 health points and none of us could find anything on it posted online. it was pretty common for players to run into it and be shocked, but we didn't know that

so we naturally let the rest of the guild know, got a hunting party together, and spent the better part of a day just whittling its health down

with the benefit of hindsight and documentation of this thing existing now, I can spoil this and tell you it didn't drop anything, but this long down the line, I still think about how deeply surreal it felt to stumble on an enormous sea monster in the middle of what my brain had come to understand as a liminal space. the sea was supposed to be mostly empty, and here was this thing

which is a very long way to introduce what I think is lacking here: we need more of those enormous empty spaces that leave characters with nothing to do but talk and feel completely isolated. sometimes you get to a sprawling castle city and it's completely empty because the players moved on. sometimes the devs threw an enormous monster in the middle of nowhere just to fuck with you, and that was kind of cool even if it sucked

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