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royalsunshinehotel · 23 days
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Anwar Kharral (Skins UK): Anwar is the only one on this list active on TikTok. He's not an uncomfortable teen anymore - he's being cringe on main and setting trends. I bet he's got 90K followers at least! He uses Threads and Instagram to back up his TikTok, not much else.
Sonny Kapoor (The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 1&2): For the benefit of the hotel, Sonny is active on Reels to promote the corporate 'brand'. He likes the chance to be creative, and the 'Board' likes the chance to show off the handsome CEO.
Neal Sampat (Newsroom): Neal is an OG Tumblr user, who joined the site as early as 2008. As demonstrated on the show, Neal is adept at using Twitter to cross-reference and fact-check various sources, I do think he'd be a prolific shitposter on a side account, rivaling our king @dril.
Deon Wilson (Chappie 2015): Deon is self-explanatory. he likes to support the indie social media sites that sprung up in the wake of the Fall of Twitter. He's a fan of SpaceHey because he went to Computer Camp with the engineer who started it (it's based out of Germany), which he's always wanted to visit!
Sheru “Saroo” Bierley (Lion 2016): I find it harder to deny with each passing day that Saroo Brierly isn't an Instagram thot. Look at @brockohurn on IG and tell me that they don't have the same respectful bro energy. I think Saroo likes the chance to use all the photos in his camera roll, and I think the MILFs of Instagram are grateful for the content.
Jay Menha (The Wedding Guest, 2019): The closest Jay gets to social media is the Polaroids he likes to stick up on the wall of your shared room. Sometimes, if he's having a bad time, he likes to sit in his beanbag and look at the wall. He only gets a ghost Facebook account to keep up with relatives- nothing ever is posted, ever.
David Copperfield (The Personal History of David Copperfield, 2020): I think David would do numbers on Medium.com because he can write self-prompted think-pieces that no one ever asked about, AND get paid for them! He's writing analyses of "Jeyton vs Brucas vs Leyton: One Tree Hill", and he's actually making money. It would be magic to him!
Joshua Madika (Modern Love, 2019): Joshua's social media is all on Tinder. He's perfected his profile, and he likes talking to people. It's all genuine and zero malice. Who wants to be alone with their thoughts?
Sir Gawain (The Green Knight, 2021): I once read a post about Edward Cullen texting that read, "just saw a snail . . . effervescent," and I think that's as close as Gawain should get to the internet. It's just like shitposting, but it's all for you.
Dr. ZZ Chatterjee (The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar, 2023): ZZ keeps his drama on Facebook. He's definitely showing up in comments to defend someone's mutual friend from accusations of bias when she broke up with her tiny boyfriend because she was having neck problems*. With a doctor on her side, she didn't have to post X-rays of her neck! ZZ will be beefing!
The Kid (Monkey Man, 2024): "Ted, the movie hasn't even come out yet! How can you say The Kid is a Pinterest girlie?" It's all pretty pictures with an indefinite scroll. I also bet he's a big fan of putting things in categories (see also: skittles). We'll see who's right.
*true story circa 2018 on my Facebook page.
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riseoftheheroes · 4 years
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hi!! i took your "what color is your soul" quiz and really liked all the quotes in that one question, and wanted to add them to my own quotes document. i tend to add sources in for quotes though, so i was wondering if you could tell me where each quote is from? completely cool if not, have an awesome day!!
Hi! Thank you for taking my quiz, and if I’m being honest, the reason why I didn’t add sources to the actual quiz is because I didn’t have the sources for some of these quotes at the time of posting the quiz and I was lazy at the time so I didn’t look them all up. So another thank you for spurring me to finally look up the sources for these quotes!
"our capacity for love increases with each person we cross paths with throughout our lives and with each moment we spend with those people" - The Adventure Zone: Balance, The Stolen Century, episode 5 "face god and walk backwards into hell” - twitter user, @/Dril
"Do you know who tells the truth?" "Drunks and children." - Real housewives of beverly hills S09E20, Erika Jayne
“I will say this again: we are all going to die. the universe is enormous and almost entirely empty. To be kind to each other is the most incredible act of defiance against the dark that I can imagine.” - Tumblr user @/roachpatrol “The gods gave us fire… but blowing stuff up, that was our idea.”- YouTube channel, Ahoy, video: Rocket Launcher (I think, I didn’t watch the full video)
 "I refuse to die until things are better and that's a threat." - I think the origin of this is Tumblr User @/zadiest 
"People say "Phase" like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self." - tumblr user - @/thegirlwiththeloontattoo
 "No one will know the violence it took to become this gentle." - tumblr user @/retroowl8
"God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would've bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16" - tumblr user @/kimpossibooty 
"I'm coming for war if that's the only option I have left." - The Adventure Zone: Amnesty
"Pick a god and pray." - Fire Emblem
"Every man's heart one day beats its final beat. His lungs breathe their final breath. And if what that man did in his life makes the blood pulse through the body of others and makes them bleed deeper in something that's larger than life, then his essence, his spirit, will be immortalized by the storytellers." - Ultimate Warrior
“One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you have filled.” - Tumblr user @/curseworm
“I’ll do everything in my power to protect those I love, and in return they will do everything they can to protect those they love. Until everyone is protecting each other. It just seems like the least us tiny humans can do for each other." - Full Metal Alchemist, Roy Mustang
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cognitiveinequality · 6 years
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Can we talk about mastodon (not the band)?
So, now that Twitter is overrun with nazis - led by Preznit Biff Orange himself -  and Twitter admins won’t do a fucking thing to stop it even as the western world collapses into a ball of flame... let’s talk about a new, better “microblogging” site, shall we?
Mastodon is an open-source, decentrallized “Twitter” — one that is moderated, and has explicit, enforced rules against shit-ass behavior that slides by on “the BirdSite” (as Mastadonians tend to call it).
Imagine a Twitter with no #maga-heads spewing shit; imagine no “verified” accounts, and no invasive Twitter Ads. Imagine a Twitter that encourages content warnings, tagging spoilers/triggering content, and putting long posts “under the cut”. Imagine Twitter as it was in 2006-2010-ish — no “quoted tweets”, no “Moments” or “Trending Tags”, no “While You Were Away....” suggested posts. Imagine a Twitter full of @dril-s and @horse_ebooks-es and cat pictures and birb memes and general friendly mayhem. Imagine Tumblr, in 500 characters or fewer.
On Mastadon, you create an account on what’s called an “instance” — an installation of Mastadon that lives somewhere out on the Interwebz. Think of it like having an account at the local branch of a global bank — you select one convenient to you which suits your needs, and whenever you want you can visit and see lots of familiar faces. But since every Mastodon Instance is connected to nearly every other Instance, it’s as if walking into your local branch ALSO instantly allowed you to interact with and befriend customers who are using ANY branch of that bank anywhere in the world. (This is a terrible analogy, but hopefully you get the idea.) The Mastodon folks call this ‘decentralized-yet-all-connected’ architecture “Federated Instances” which sounds highly grown up and extremely fancy, but really just means “a lot like Twitter, except the network lives on multiple, human-run servers, not one big central Corporate Twitter Data Center someplace”)
Different Instances have different rules, and most instances have a full complement of moderators. There are instances that are specifically bot-friendly, for example, so accounts like @nocontext​spongebob and @chest_bot can exist peacefully without risk of spambans or whatnot. There are instances where the majority of users speak a specific language - Japanese speakers are often clustered on .jp instances, for example. There are even instances that are specifically sex-worker friendly.
I’ve been working toward transitioning away from Twitter for a while now — and the more cool people who have migrated over, the easier it has become. If you’re interested in getting off Twitter, or just interacting with a new set of friendly folks, I encourage you to join us :)
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thomasmarleyblog · 3 years
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Popular Twitter user Dril is making a 2D platformer game that's not too dissimilar to games like Sonic the Hedgehog. The notable meme account has taken on a lot of different endeavors over the course of his time on the social media app, such as writing a book and also getting his own show on Adult Swim. Now, he's expanding to yet another medium.
Dril has garnered a large social media following over the last decade, with bizarre tweets accompanied by a blurry picture of Jack Nicholson. The popular tweeter also tends to retweet equally bizarre tweets from tiny accounts, posts that are made earnestly and retweeted ironically. Dril is run by an anonymous user who was doxxed at one point but the internet collectively chose to ignore his true identity in order to continue the mystery of the character.
Related: Does Super Mario 3D World Remaster Have Online Multiplayer
Dril is making a game, which is currently titled copgame, and it appears to be a 2D platformer heavily inspired by classics like Mario. Dril went on to talk about the gameplay and premise of the upcoming game in a post on Patreon. "[Being] locked indoors and/or unemployed for almost a year, however, offered me the opportunity to develop the foundation of a full-fledged 2D action/adventure game which i believe will be pretty good.  The game follows the quest of a silent protagonist who stumbles upon the gift of immortality in a dangerous future where Top Influencers and corrupt hollywood guys maintain a cruel grip on society. The gameplay places a strong emphasis on employing satisfying, responsive aerobatics to traverse a dozen or so worlds and find a shit load of treasures and secrets."
Dril also noted that copgame has been a solo undertaking up until this point, with the hopes of finishing the indie game by the mid-2020s. He noted that Patreon backers would allow him to hire additional help, likely making the process go much faster. "[So] far I've done all the artwork and programming myself, and could likely finish the project sometime before the mid-2020s at this rate, although I'd be open to hiring assistance if I raise enough "DOUGH" here to pay someone a reasonable amount." Dril currently has a funding of $2,300 a month but has two goals of $5,000 and $10,000 he'd like to meet. Both stretch goals simply tell potential backers that they'll make the game "good" or "very good". There are two tiers to help fund the game, $3 and $6, which will grant patrons access to exclusive content, live streams, game demos, and more.
Given Dril's incredibly bizarre and hilarious Twitter presence, it'll be interesting to see what he can do with a video game. Will it have references to iconic tweets? Will it be hilariously juvenile? There's really no way of telling right now but it sounds like it'll be a remarkable project regardless.
Next: 3 Sonic The Hedgehog Fan Games You NEED To Check Out
Source: Dril/Patreon
Twitter Meme Account Dril Announces New Video Game | Screen Rant from https://ift.tt/2YVxlBd
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Hello, sorry to bother again! Mod Kote here, I deleted a post [or two] due to the source of the quote being antisemitic. We request that you do not submit us quote from people who are antisemitic, racist, anti-lgbt, or the like! 
For those of you confused and curious, the twitter user dril is antisemitic and those were the submissions that were deleted. So please make sure to check your sources :0 !! Down below are links to evidence in which dril has been and is antisemitic.
Thanks for your time, and sorry for the feed disturbance!
Link tws for antisemitism, holocaust, and anzi mentions
https://dontreblogbigots.tumblr.com/post/156347689119/brehaaorgana-hey-so-maybe-dont-use-dril-to
https://dontreblogbigots.tumblr.com/post/146661441294/houndrot-traumatizedterezi
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samanthasroberts · 5 years
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Who on Earth Would Dox Dril, the Only Good Anonymous Person on the Internet?
For years the internet has speculated about the identity of Dril, the iconic Twitter user known for his absurdist humor and prescient tweets. No one would have guessed, however, that it would be fans of an 8,000-page comic who would get to the bottom of this notorious internet mystery.
Dril is not just another anonymous Twitter joke account. He is the public face of Weird Twitter, who’s become famous for his insane non sequiturs that speak to the core of humanity. His account has amassed nearly 900,000 followers and was declared “the single most worthwhile account on Twitter” by College Humor.
Dril’s tweets regularly amass thousands of retweets and his work has been aggregated on any mainstream viral media site you can think of.
“Twitter, as I understand it, is a sort of ‘Hell’ that I was banished to upon death in my previous life,” he joked to BuzzFeed in 2013.
And since tweets by Dril’s often account served as a respite to the “sort of Hell” Twitter can often serve up to users, the reveal of his identity caused instant uproar among many of his fans on the web when it went viral on Friday.
The fear that a beloved account would be exposed and shut down reminded many users of the famous @Horse_ebooks disclosure in 2013, when it was revealed that a perceived Twitter spambot known for its accidentally timely tweets was actually run by humans.
Dril has provided nothing but joy to his legion of followers for over a decade, only asking for anonymity in return. To many on Twitter, it seemed wildly unfair that he should be doxxed and shamed off the internet by an obscure webcomic fan community.
So why did a comic with an insular, sometimes incomprehensible fanbase reveal the secret of Dril that nobody wanted to know?
Because they believe Dril may have been one of them.
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Homestuck is a webcomic born out of another webcomic called MS Paint Adventures. The comic centers around a group of kids who potentially bring about the end of the world by installing a beta copy of a computer game. This is an overly simplistic description and doesn’t completely get what the comic is about, but there are so many nuances and plot variances that trying to untangle them in any coherent fashion is almost impossible.
A 2012 Kickstarter described the comic as, “A story about some kids who are friends over the internet. They decide to play a game together. There are major consequences. Saying anything more about the plot would probably be getting in too deep. It gets fairly complicated.”
“You can get about as far as ‘the kids get stuck in a game’ before it becomes incredibly difficult to describe what is happening to them,” Kotaku writer Gita Jackson wrote in a 2017 Homestuck retrospective. “They discover dream worlds, fight villains who can stop time, meet gray-skinned alien trolls, discover they’re all related kinda, die and are resurrected. As the comic goes on it becomes exponentially more complex, to the point that even a lot of fans don’t really understand all of it.”
The most important thing to understand about the comic is that it has a rabid online fandom. There are over 44,000 Homestuck fanfics on fanfiction website Archive of our Own and a thriving community of hundreds of blogs dedicated to the comic on Tumblr.
Because of the fact that the comic is so complex and generally inaccessible to the even novice internet lurkers, Homestuck fans are frequently mocked. A lot of characters in the Homestuck universe have various sexual identities and the comic is popular with people who like shipping, or hypothetically pairing up different characters. “The whole thing is sort of set up just for people to ship and is all about polyamory,” one Twitter user said.
That said, Homestuck fans really love Homestuck. So much so, that they were really excited when Hiveswap, a game that takes place in the Homestuck universe, was partially released in September 2017. Fans picked apart every aspect of the game on sites like Reddit and Tumblr when one particular Homestuck fan noticed a name the user believed to be Dril’s on the Hiveswap game credits screen.
The connection between that name in the credits and Dril is tenuous, but there are a few clues that Homestuck fans found telling.
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According to Tumblr user not-terezi-pyrope, a 2014 Tumblr reblog from someone claiming to know Dril offline referred to him as “Paul,” the first name of the person in the credits.
Jacob Bakkila, a writer behind the wildly popular @Horse_ebooks Twitter account, also claimed to know Dril offline. He said Dril had hired him for a project once and the two had become friends. Bakkila also said that Dril had contributed to the Horse_ebooks sequel, an adventure game called Bear Stearns Bravo.
Sometime between 2014 and 2017 a Tumblr user unearthed the LinkedIn account of the Paul named in the credits who claimed to have contributed to Bear Stearns Bravo—presumably the same “Paul” who was listed on the Hiveswap credits screen.
And, according to the Homestuck fan sites, there’s more.
One of the only 205 accounts Dril follows on Twitter is Cohen Edenfield, Hiveswap’s lead writer.
And “there are further connections, as well, to do with old accounts and comparisons of artwork, etc. I’m not up to scratch on the precise details of that,” user not-terezi-pyrope wrote on Tumblr. “Also, I spoke to somebody who did audio effects work for Hiveswap shortly after the Act 1 release, and while they seemed to not be entirely privy to the details they also brought up a connection.”
News of the Dril-Homestuck connection spread like wildfire through the fandom community back in September and there’s an entire Reddit thread dedicated to discussing Dril’s identity and role in the game.
But since the Homestuck fandom is relatively closed off from average internet and Twitter users, Dril’s “doxxing” failed to reach the wider internet until a few subtweets on Thursday afternoon followed by Twitter user @thrdplanet tweeting about the outing Friday morning.
“I cannot believe the homestuck fandom cracked the identity of dril 2017 is truly a cursed timeline.”
ThrdPlanet’s Tweet quickly went viral, and she experienced almost immediate backlash from Dril fans.
“i dont want to know who he is i dont want to know what he looks like i will not let you guys ruin the last good thing on this website protect dril, respect dril, leave dril alone thank you,” one fan tweeted. “look just because we might have found the corporeal manifestation of dril at this point in history doesn’t mean we know who dril is… also anyone trying to find out dril’s identity is a fucking cop,” another user said.
@thrdplanet deleted her tweets, and after being bombarded with criticism tweeted again, “Y’all realize this isn’t a confirmed solid legit info on who he is right. Y’all also realize if he really never wanted to be found out he could have been credited under a pseudonym right. He wouldn’t have his work dril has been named as writing for on his LinkedIn right?”
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The very process of “doxxing” someone’s personal identity online is fraught. At the end of the day, the connections between Dril and whoever “Paul” is are tenuous at best. And even if Dril is a graphic designer in the New York City metro area, as has been previously speculated, does any of that take away from his work?
It’s understandable that fans would feel a protective rage that Homestuck fandom sleuths were coming for what so many consider the last pure Twitter account on the internet. Dril himself has not acknowledged the controversy today or two months ago when it was revealed on Tumblr.
It’s worth noting that his “doxxing” didn’t appear to be malicious.
“I’m posting this here,” Reddit user Fraven wrote after “revealing” Dril’s identity on the platform, “with the benign purpose of getting some special appreciation for the game’s (Hiveswap) great staff of writers and the talent within it.”
Other Twitter users remained resilient in the face of potentially losing one of their most beloved comrades.
One user suggested that over the weekend all Dril supporters change their Twitter name to “I am dril” in solidarity. Another said, “its the weekend baby. You know what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and not dox dril.”
“Who is john dril?” joked someone else.
“I’m about to dox dril,” another tweeted, “okay here goes: the real dril is all the friends we made along the way.”
Source: http://allofbeer.com/who-on-earth-would-dox-dril-the-only-good-anonymous-person-on-the-internet/
from All of Beer https://allofbeer.wordpress.com/2019/04/09/who-on-earth-would-dox-dril-the-only-good-anonymous-person-on-the-internet/
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New Post has been published on https://shovelnews.com/the-love-song-of-dril-and-the-boys/
The Love Song Of Dril And The Boys
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I have not read dril’s book. I cannot read dril’s book. 
Dril Official “Mr. Ten Years” Anniversary Collection compiles 1,500 of the pseudonymous Twitter user’s greatest tweets, and it is simply too funny for me to read for more than a page or two at a time without laughing so hard, I feel physically ill. Ask my family if you don’t believe me. Ask the patrons of the West Babylon Public Library, who have been shooting me dirty looks since I began writing this essay. Every time I crack the book open, I’m seconds away from hitting something like this … 
“hello 911 I need a moat dug around my house immediately” “sir this line is for emergencies only” “Thuis is an emergency moat”
— wint (@dril) May 18, 2014
 … or this …
koko the talking ape.. has been living high on the hog, wasting our tax dollars on high capacity diapers. No more. i will suplex that beast,
— wint (@dril) September 7, 2014
… or this … 
where do girls live
— wint (@dril) October 20, 2010
… and that’s it. Show’s over. “Goodnight Irene,” as Gorilla Monsoon would say. (“I will suplex that beast.”)
Dril’s blend of fist-on-the-table bluster, abject confusion and burned-toast syntax — the style of humor he pioneered, which became the lingua franca of Funny/Weird Twitter in toto — has my number. Like Monty Python’s run-on sketches, non sequiturs and Terry Gilliam animation; like the endless awkward pauses, omnipresent electrical humming and recycled animation of “Space Ghost Coast to Coast”; like Tim and Eric’s garish colors, glitchy video and non-actor stars, dril’s tweets are a new way to be funny, with a rhythm and vocabulary all their own. I love it.
But dril? Dril loves the boys. 
A recurring collective character in dril’s oeuvre, the boys occupy a unique place in his taxonomy, which, thanks to the book’s arrangement of tweets by topic, is easier than ever to get the hang of. For example, girls are mysterious sources of intermingled awe and terror, like the monoliths in “2001.”
ah, So u persecute Jared Fogle just because he has different beliefs? Do Tell. (girls get mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it
— wint (@dril) November 1, 2015
Brands are icons of integrity, as admirable as they are untouchable.
just deleted 23,000 tweets at the request of Sbarro. feeling Purified
— wint (@dril) July 5, 2015
The trolls are contemptible pests, an implacable obstacle.
will no longer be livestreaming foreskin restoration process; the trolls who attempted to summon [インプ] (Imps) into the chatroom are to blame
— wint (@dril) February 3, 2012
And then there’s rival Twitter user @DigimonOtis, a class by himself: He is nemesis, the anti-dril.
(reading my latest death threat ) “from the desk of DigimonOtis…” this is bullshit. digimonotis has never owned a desk
— wint (@dril) November 6, 2014
But the boys are on dril’s level. The boys welcome dril with open arms. They share his hopes and fears, his loves and hates. He’s one of the boys.
Just met w/ Boys Lunch Club. Seems to me, That we are very pissed off that teen girls would rather kiss, “Soldier Boy,” than Actual Soldiers
— wint (@dril) May 16, 2016
pleased to report my custom beer tap that makes a dramatic diarrhea noise while filling the glass is a hit with the boys at the fondue club
— wint (@dril) October 16, 2014
best 90s memory is gathering around the old oak tree with the boys and passing around trading cards featuring all of our dads #DamnGood90s
— wint (@dril) April 30, 2013
Crucial to the boys’ appeal is their exclusivity. Like any clique, they’ve invested their aesthetic preferences with moral weight, and those who violate them do so at their peril.
darknet 2002: pics of dead guys in bath tubs, warez darknet 2017: discussions amongst the boys as to which of our acquaintances aren t funny
— wint (@dril) August 11, 2017
me & the booys are riffing on 78 hours of stolen walgreens security cam footage. this guy on here just bought a toilet brush. bitch!! bitch!
— wint (@dril) December 8, 2014
me and the boys have decided that the least gay way of wiping your ass is to dump a quarter bottle of Palmolive Spring Sensations back there
— wint (@dril) September 17, 2016
Dril may be a member in good standing, but membership brings responsibilities as well as privileges.
the boys held an intervention about me “Going hollywood” because i;ve been buying plastic toothpicks now
— wint (@dril) June 1, 2018
THE BOYS: were watching the mr bean episode where you can see his ass. get over here ME: cant. wifes making me watch mr beans holiday (2007)
— wint (@dril) June 14, 2017
If the boys function as dril’s superego, instilling and policing values, they are also his id — an embodiment of his most voracious physical drives.
pussy log 12.29.11: justin unscrewed the knob from the door to the ladies’ room and now the club boys all take turns cradling it
— wint (@dril) December 30, 2011
“Ah!! Lunchtime, Boys!” i snort several lines of Hamburger Helper, tilt my head back and shake with unbearable agony as my head turns purple
— wint (@dril) May 15, 2013
The comedy and tragedy of dril is that he is a man without ego, the mediating force that balances the needs of id and superego. He is perpetually out of balance, careening from excess to shame. He requires the intervention of the boys, the example they set, just to function.
This is why the saga of dril and the boys is a love story — conditional and occasionally unrequited though that love may be. It is poignant because it is impossible to imagine dril living without them any more than Juliet could live without Romeo.
When the lovers are in harmony — when the needs of id, ego and superego are aligned at last — the result is a thing of beauty.
going ape shit at the gym. rotating in full 360 degrees with the boys, flawlessly synchronized
— wint (@dril) November 28, 2017
The boys can be peers, contributing to the good posts for which dril is best known at a level beyond dril’s own imagining.
cant wiat to see what devilish thanksgiving scenarios me and the boys of twitter can conjure up. “The turkey was taken by spiders? ? Whua??”
— wint (@dril) November 24, 2014
Together they can be silent guardians, watchful protectors, dark knights, defending boys both within and outside the circle from the depredations of rival groups.
me & the boys will be holding hands., forming a Covenant Ring, to protest girls who only want to fuck the main pirate from the pirate movies
— wint (@dril) June 4, 2017
the epic shit of 2017; is the boys getting TheSegaPimp fired from his job at The Red Cross for not wishing me a “Happy Halloween”
— wint (@dril) January 2, 2018
the boys are enjoying their fave jukebox when ths sarge steps in SARGE: TURN OFF THE DAMN JUKE BOX! ITS WAR ME: Fuck u sarge. The armys crap
— wint (@dril) July 7, 2015
Not every tweet about the boys made it into the book. This is fitting, as when they’re operating at full force, nothing can contain them. 
thje opening riff of “Life In The Fast Lane” repeats over and over forever while me and the boys shoot at a septic tank with airsoft rifles
— wint (@dril) August 1, 2014
me N’ the boys eating messy sandiwches, sneaking around with big binoculars looking for girls & letting every one know who runs this TJ maxx
— wint (@dril) July 21, 2016
So we come to the crux of the matter. Dril and the boys are the great love story of our time because their insecurities, their mania, are our time’s prime motivators.
Dril and the boys wallow in the same miasma from which all our era’s reactionary movements have emerged — the MAGAs and Pepes, MRAs and incels, GamerGaters and ComicsGaters, Sad Puppies and Proud Boys and all the other doofuses with unwittingly infantilizing sobriquets.
With “the boys,” the humorist behind dril has tapped into the overall vibe in this country that there exists, somewhere out there ― perhaps in a TJ Maxx ― a lost masculine ideal. No one agrees on what it is, least of all dril, whose psyche is as piecemeal as his punctuation. It could be yelling at NFL protesters to stand for the national anthem or screaming at Disney for committing white genocide in the “Star Wars” films. It could be having sex all the time or having no sex at all. It could be respecting the majesty of the law or flouting it or both, depending on whom the law is meant to penalize. It’s the nightmare superego-id hybrid, 10 pounds of Blue Lives Matter shit in a five-pound “Live free or die” bag.
When men fail to live up to the puritanical amorality of the boys, they’re less than men, which is to say — as women have a lifetime to learn — they’re less than human. Such men earn sexualized insults like “betas” and “cucks.” They’re reduced to contemptuous acronyms like “SJWs” and “NPCs.” They make the soy face. They listen to dad rock. This blend of macho aggression and childlike vulnerability cannot be resolved in the real world, where it results in a racist, revanchist, minority party controlling all branches of government and installing sexual predators in every available position of power yet still acting like the David to the Goliath of Me Too, female gamers and the theoretical casting of Idris Elba as James Bond.
me and the boys watching james bond morph into a black guy before our very eyes , and braying at the movie screen like distressed cattle
— wint (@dril) September 4, 2018
Dril and the boys reside in this all-American astral plane where the Large Son–Libtard civil war rages, where misandry is real and must be guarded against with magic spells. We recognize our own reality in their incoherent but nevertheless militant search for reasons to hoot and holler. As such, their romance presents us with an opportunity to convert the problematic into the pleasurable, just as surely as antihero dramas or even halfway decent kink.
In the world of dril and the boys, all the pride and greed and wrath and lust and envy and sloth and gluttony of the movements that have fouled the entire adult lives of multiple generations of Americans can be boiled down to a gaggle of morons screaming about toilets. It’s a beautiful fantasy, and like all fantasies, it’s as romantic as it is remote.
Sean T. Collins has written for The New York Times, Rolling Stone, Pitchfork, Esquire and Vulture. He and his partner, the cartoonist Julia Gfrörer, are the co-editors of the art and comics anthology Mirror Mirror II. They live with their children on Long Island in New York.
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A plan that would disenfranchise black voters in Georgia quickly fails; lawmakers across Asia call for an investigation into the Rohingya genocide in Myanmar.
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An election board in Georgia rejected a consultant’s plan to shut down seven of nine polling places in a predominantly black county in a vote that took less than 60 seconds. [NPR / Johnny Kauffman]
Though consultant Mike Malone claimed the consolidation was an effort to save money, the Randolph County Board of Elections stated that their decision was “protecting the right to vote.” [AP / Brinley Hineman]
Malone, who was hired by the county, argued that the seven polling sites violated standards of the Americans With Disabilities Act and that the county didn’t have the funds or resources available to fix them by November. [HuffPost / Sam Levine]
Critics believe Malone’s plan was a part of a scheme (under the direction of Georgia Secretary of State Brian Kemp) “to disenfranchise African Americans and minority voters.” Kemp, however, said the board “did the right thing.” [CNN / Victor Blackwell, Devon M. Sayers, and Pamela Kirkland]
The American Civil Liberties Union agreed. The organization said that the closures would “virtually guarantee lower voter turnout in a Black Belt county” and that the “timing of [the] proposal is also suspicious” in a letter threatening to sue Randolph County. [ACLU Georgia / Sean J. Young]
The announcement also galvanized civil and voting rights activists, who launched a campaign (including rallies and petitions) to stop the closure. [USA Today / Deborah Barfield Berry]
While the closures obviously would have affected local elections, they also, more importantly, would have shaped the gubernatorial race. Democratic nominee Stacey Abrams has a chance of becoming Georgia’s first black governor (and the country’s first black female governor) come November, and many anticipate black voter turnout will increase. [Mother Jones / Pema Levy]
Nevertheless, the fight for voting rights and enfranchisement for minorities (and, in particular, black people) does not end here. [NYT / Richard Fausset]
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Members of parliament across various Southeast Asian countries are taking action against Myanmar for its systematic oppression and genocide of the Rohingya minority a day before the first anniversary of the crisis. [Guardian / Hannah Ellis-Petersen]
132 MPs from Indonesia, Malaysia, the Philippines, Singapore, and Timor-Leste have called on the International Criminal Court (ICC) to launch an investigation into Myanmar’s “murderous operation in Rakhine State.” [South China Morning Post]
The ASEAN Parliamentarians for Human Rights released a statement on Friday declaring that those responsible “must be held to account” and brought “to justice for atrocity crimes.” [APRH]
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Myanmar has also forcibly held at least 120,000 Rohingya (and possibly more) in internal camps since 2012. Conditions in these camps are abysmal: The Rohingya live in constant fear, are not allowed to practice their faith, and are barred from receiving humanitarian aid. [Quartz / Cresa Pugh]
Those who remain refugees in neighboring countries would “rather die than go back.” [NPR / Jason Beaubien]
The family of Mollie Tibbets, the 20-year-old college student from Iowa who was murdered this month, is now speaking out against racism and bigotry in Mollie’s honor as President Donald Trump co-opts and politicizes her death to advocate for stricter immigration policy. [Jezebel / Ashley Reese]
Dril (Twitter’s favorite incomprehensible troll) has published a 420-page book titled Dril Official “Mr. Ten Years” Anniversary Collection. [The Verge / Bijan Stephen]
In a rare interview, musician Sia revealed that she uses pictures of her actual face (as opposed to her trademark feature-obscuring bobbed wig) when she goes on dating apps. As a bonus, she’s easily able to hide in plain sight. [Rolling Stone / Hillel Aron]
You + Sundry is growing in popularity as a pop-up hair parlor geared toward members of the LGBTQ+ community, who often feel uncomfortable and unwelcome in mainstream hair salons that encourage conformity and passing. [Racked / baniamor]
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The Land of the Large Adult Son
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By Jia Tolentino
n January, 2015, shortly after Mike Huckabee announced that he was exploring a second bid for the Presidency, a Twitter user with the handle @JuliusIrvington posted an old Huckabee family photo in which the politician, wearing a blue-and-white striped shirt, sits next to his wife on a wooden bench. Behind them, three kids smile at the camera. On the right is a young Sarah Huckabee (now Sanders). Next to her are her two brothers, John Mark and David, who are the same size as their father and wear matching striped shirts. “My favorite thing in the world is that Mike Huckabee literally haslarge adult sons,” @JuliusIrvington wrote. 
This seems to be roughly when the large-son meme went more or less mainstream. It had been germinating in arcane corners of the Internet for a couple of years by then. In 2012, the Twitter user @MuscularSon, who eventually deleted his account, started tweeting in character as a beleaguered father of several mythically rowdy boys. “i cant control my enormous nerd sons. they force me to cosplay as a police box from Dr Who and take turns paintballing my enormous nude torso,” he wrote. And later, “my two awful big sons got into the 20 quarts of hummus i have and now their heading toward The City.” In November, 2013, @dril, the ur-account for this genre of absurdist online humor, tweeted, “i have trained my two fat identical sons to sit outside of my office and protect my brain from mindfreaks by meditating intensely.” In 2014, he tweeted, “please pray for my sons Thursten and Gorse, who have just glued themselves to a curtain.” By then, the image—a tornado of havoc around a couple of big, rambunctious sons—had somehow solidified as a comic trope.
The galaxy of large adult sons contains many constellations, and sons don’t necessarily have to be adults to belong. In November, 2014, the parody Web site Clickhole posted a BuzzFeed-style quiz called “Which One of My Garbage Sons Are You?” “I’ve got some shit boys,” the intro read. “My huge beautiful wife gave me children who think and speak like the toilet. I have four garbage sons: The first son is named Royce, the second son is named Preston, the third son is named Lance and Blake (two names for just one son), and the fourth son is the dreaded Laramie. Which one of my toxic sons are you? Take this quiz to find out!” My result: “You are a real trash mountain of a son who came marching out of my huge beautiful wife on the worst day to ever happen.” I was working at Gawker Media when this quiz was posted, and it derailed all operations for about an hour.
Once you’re made aware of the preponderance of large adult sons in our culture, you will start seeing large adult sons everywhere. Like all the best memes, it is essentially good-natured: “large” is a proud but gentle word, used in this context the way a gardener might talk about a beautiful butternut squash. The meme is also highly flexible, as Barry Petchesky, the deputy editor of Deadspin, pointed out to me over e-mail: “Literally every man in America is someone’s large adult son.” Sports media, in particular, has adapted it as a term for what Tom Ley, the managing editor of Deadspin, calls “big lovable galoots.” In April, SB Nation ran a piece unpacking “the myth of Aaron Judge, our large adult baseball son.” Sports Illustrated responded, arguing that the Cubs leftfielder Kyle Schwarber was the true large adult son of the M.L.B. (“How can anyone be said to match Schwarber in terms of being a big beefy boy?” Jon Tayler asked.)
But the Huckabee sons remain the poster boys for the meme. “They are very large, they are adult, and they are so clearly Huckabee’s sons,” Petchesky noted. They also fully fit the archetype. David, notoriously, once killed a dog at summer camp, and John Mark once acted in a low-budget film in which he smoked cigarettes while assuring a female character that it was normal to “suck a little dick to get a part.” This is classic large-adult-son behavior: alarming, with a whiff of the surreal. The Huckabee boys also remain cloaked by the cartoonish piety that undergirds their father’s politics. The situation resembles a 2014 @dril tweet: “my big sons have made a mess of the garage again after being riled up by the good word of the Lord.” The definitive quality of the large adult son is that he is endlessly excusable: though he does nothing right, he can do no wrong.
These days, it’s getting harder to separate the large-adult-son meme—one of the few reliably good things on the Internet—from the larger hellscape of adult-male behavior in which we all live. The Times recently ran a trifecta of pieces from writers across the ideological spectrum who all believe men are acting too much like boys. In a column titled “Before Manliness Loses Its Virtue,” David Brooks argued that it is embarrassing—for the country, but also for the institution of masculinity itself—that the President and several of his top advisers are openly needy, puerile, and immature. Senator Ben Sasse, of Nebraska, wrote a column about how, as a teen-ager, he used to perform hard agricultural labor on summer breaks: without the hard-won discipline he honed in the cornfields, he argued, kids these days will take too long to grow up. Jennifer Weiner wrote a column about the men who simply never have to, linking childish YouTube personalities to men like Billy Bush and Ryan Lochte, and—alone among these three columnists—to Donald Trump, Jr., the President’s oldest son.
Don, Jr., is generally portrayed, as he was by “Saturday Night Live,” as the more adult of Donald Trump’s two large adult sons—who are, like the Huckabee sons, prone to taking interesting photos together. But this summer Don, Jr., has become the rowdiest son of all. In July, after the Times reported that he had taken a meeting, in the spring of 2016, with a Kremlin-connected Russian lawyer in the hopes of obtaining negative information about Hillary Clinton, Don, Jr., confirmed the report by tweeting screenshots of the e-mail chain that led up to the meeting. “If it’s what you say I love it especially later in the summer,” he wrote, replying to Rob Goldstone, a British music publicist who had dangled “official documents and information that would incriminate Hillary.” Christopher Wray, Trump’s pick for F.B.I. director, pointed out that Don, Jr., should have taken this offer to the F.B.I. On Thursday afternoon, Reuters reported that grand-jury subpoenas had been issuedin connection with the meeting.
At thirty-nine, Don, Jr., is old enough to conduct himself with basic integrity—or, barring that, with basic competence in his plans to deceive. Many people have pointed out the painful absurdity of large adult sons in political families (Don, Jr.; Billy Bush; Ted Kennedy) being excused for shocking behavior well into their thirties when twelve-year-old Tamir Rice was deemed enough of a threat by Cleveland policemen to be shot dead on the sight of his toy gun, in 2014. Donald Trump, Jr., is a mere ten days younger than the French President, Emmanuel Macron. And still, President Trump dictated Don, Jr.,’s original statement and excused him after the scandal broke, calling Don, Jr., a “good boy.”
The large-adult-son meme takes wing from the idea that men overcompensate when they are humiliated, and that a primary source of this humiliation is interdependence—sons act out when they are defined by their fathers, and fathers are disgraced by the oafish flailing of their sons. But it’s memes all the way down with this Administration: Trump, the father of the large adult son of the summer, is himself, clearly, a large adult son. He is the loudmouthed, mischievous, and disorderly child of a presiding father. He loves to get behind the wheel of a truck and pose for the cameras like an important birthday boy. The Web site Gossip Cop recently ran an earnest post headlined “Donald Trump Does notWear ‘Adult Diapers,’ Despite Speculation.” These are strange times we live in. The seas are warming, the summer is ending; each day lasts a century, and we are everywhere ruled by large adult sons.
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