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Astarion: Do you really think I enjoy scheming, lying, and scurrying about like some rat with great cheekbones?
Tav: Yes, I think you do!
Astarion: …Maybe a little.
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incorrect-malfoys · 5 months
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Narcissa: You know, I expected you to know better
Bellatrix: Why do I always have to know better?
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alpineshepherdbadboy · 5 months
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incorrectuksies · 7 months
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ritz: i really like this whole “good cop, bad cop” thing you guys have going on.
spot: it's not an act, it’s just that i'm mean and davey isn't.
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 8 months
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Sera: You two and Shiho-nee?
Shinichi: Why not? She's a 9, we're 8.
Sera: She's a 10, you guys are 6.
Kaito: How dare you, we're 7!
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 years
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Kamala: I really like this whole “good cop, bad cop” thing you guys have going on.
Yelena: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Kate isn’t.
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incorrectsquadroom · 8 months
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Carisi: I love the whole “good captain/bad captain” thing you two have going.
Olivia: It’s not really a thing, it’s more like I’m nice and Duarte’s not.
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Javi: Time to get serious. Izzy, put on your game face. Izzy: *makes face* Javi: Not your gay face, your game face. Izzy: They're the same face!
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paper-gold-theories · 7 months
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Demencia: Okay so what's the plan?
Flug: I just told you about it.
Demencia: Did I look like I was listening when you told me?
Flug: Yes you did!
Demencia: Huh… I’m getting better at that.
Flug: …
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Hunnigan: You know, I expected you to know better.
Leon: Why do I always have to know better??
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Sherry: I love this whole “good cop, bad cop” thing you two have going. Spiral: It’s not really a thing, it’s more like I’m nice and Pacster isn’t.
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xiiiwayfinders · 1 year
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Larxene: Yesterday you told me my head was too big for my neck.
Marluxia: That was constructive criticism.
Larxene: Well, what am I supposed to do about it?
Marluxia: I don’t know. As your friend, it’s only my job to point things out.
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Geoffrey: Okay so what's the plan?
Jonathan: I just told you about it.
Geoffrey: Did I look like I was listening when you told me?
Jonathan: Yes you did!
Geoffrey: Huh… I’m getting better at that.
Jonathan: …
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rotplincorrect · 8 months
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susan: well i could make an effort to be liked
susan: but i’d rather be hated than inconvenienced
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Karai: How could this happen? Have I changed? Have I gone soft?
April: No. You’re still as horrible and evil as the day that Satan himself placed you in your mother’s arms.
Karai: Oh, that’s so sweet.
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Charname: All of your ideas involve nudity.
Coran: You're welcome.
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